You sound just like Tucker LOL. Why can't I take a piss on the street? Is this a war on people pissing in the streets? Why is Biden trying to control us through the piss police? I'm just asking questions!"
Ever have to poop REALLY bad in the morning, but you have morning wood, so you go to sit on the toilet but can’t squeeze it out because if you do, you’ll pee up as well, and you can’t bend the boner into the toilet unless you have like a 2 inch erect penis. It’s a very niche question, but something I think guys experience at least once lol.
My friend used to have a neighbor next to his house with a deer thing like that on his truck too and we’d fuck with it lmaooo it would be hilarious if it was the same truck here
With a pump, 12v, a switch and a hose? Pretty straight forward, likely used his window washing solution pump and container then diverted a hose to the skeleton.
These are my favorite kind of bumper-sticker pimp-my-truck folk. No politics, not shoving any alpha asshole opinions at you, more of a "yeah I got hobbies you now know of," and just wants you to have a good time.
So a skeleton can do it, but If I do it I get arrested? Why is the world so cruel 😭
Yeah when I do it they call it showering the kids but the skeleton is funny?
you can only do so if you remove all the first flesh from your genitals first.
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Consent dog
I know you're joking, but I read this and feel
No bones about it
Bro just shed your skin. Anything's possible.
because your pee is black parry
You sound just like Tucker LOL. Why can't I take a piss on the street? Is this a war on people pissing in the streets? Why is Biden trying to control us through the piss police? I'm just asking questions!"
Well, are you a skeleton?
I mean, these girls were asking for it
The law isn't fair
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SMH, more white bone privilege.
Tell them that you are a skeleton so they can't convict, you just wear a skin suit for religious reasons
FUCKING MILEY CYRUS
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That hurt to read but I think I got it.
She seent it
🤠👍
A good summary of the average reading level in Georgia
“honk 3 times for a free car wash” (honks once)
The Pulitzer nominees for Investigative Reporting are really something this year
nice english
Usually it is tough to piss with a boner
Yeah but how about with all 206 (or 213)?
Ever have to poop REALLY bad in the morning, but you have morning wood, so you go to sit on the toilet but can’t squeeze it out because if you do, you’ll pee up as well, and you can’t bend the boner into the toilet unless you have like a 2 inch erect penis. It’s a very niche question, but something I think guys experience at least once lol.
Just pee into the shower.
Fuck off will you.
you are speaking in language of gods
I'm impressed with it being a single stream as well, top notch.
Take my upvote and get outta here. Lol
Live in GA, I have seen this truck (unless there is another with same stickers). Guy drives like a dick.
You can tell this is true because of how he's purposefully obscured his license plate with that deer head thing
The Glock stickers gives that away
You sound a bit
That just makes it even funnier.
My friend used to have a neighbor next to his house with a deer thing like that on his truck too and we’d fuck with it lmaooo it would be hilarious if it was the same truck here
Sounds like just a normal truck owner in my area lol
This is exactly why I don’t put stickers on my car
I had a piece of shit Saab when I was younger, and the back windshield wiper fluid thing was broken so that it squirted directly backwards like this.
My brother's old bronco did the same thing. And for whatever reason the back window washer fluid came out at like super soaker speeds.
that's fucking brilliant
My old Ford Ka squirted the rear passengers. Great feature
CB radio: hey you cut that guy off back there now he’s really pissed off This guy: you ever seen a pissed off guy get pissed on? Watch this
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Plot twist : it's real piss
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CRANK OUT YOUR HOG IN PUBLIC BROTHER AROOOII
AND IF YOU MFERS DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN EAT MY MFING TIBIA
THE_PACK
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damn how did my mans even set this up
He obviously has a long thin hose attached to his weener in the cockpit.
With a pump, 12v, a switch and a hose? Pretty straight forward, likely used his window washing solution pump and container then diverted a hose to the skeleton.
You know. I love Americans
We love us too.
Based on the space between the bottom of the rib cage and the hip ridge (crest) , the sex of the skeleton is female.
Omg slayyyyy trans ally
Imagine this being the way you figure out you have a fetish.
Definitely not what I expected
That’s to funny
Until you find out its highly acidic and damages your cars paint.
actually was not expecting that, was expecting it to move/dance or something.
didn’t know these girls were so excited to get peed on, lmao
Trick bitch
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint and a mop.
I wonder if that guy gets a bulk discount on windows
I read ‘Halloween’ as ‘Human’ at first and proceeded to be quite confused
Totally won’t lead to a road rage incident
Free car wash
Zamnnn
Halloween
With inflation these days, I’ll take the free car wash.
Honk for treat 😂
You know the owner of that truck has a good sense of humor
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Its a hard knock life for us
Honking during a red light seems like a bad idea.
Haha joke on them, that's sulfuric acid.
This would be in Georgia 🙃
These are my favorite kind of bumper-sticker pimp-my-truck folk. No politics, not shoving any alpha asshole opinions at you, more of a "yeah I got hobbies you now know of," and just wants you to have a good time.
Where’s the treat?
I'm at work can't play the audio now. Did he honk?
This is beautiful haha
He’s gotta get tickets for blocking his plate w a deer head no?
But how? 🤔
So funny! 😂
i want one on the back of my bike
ParryToCarry
This is dumb
Average glockchad
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Riri_Ann
😂😂😂 This is awesome!!! 😂😂😂
I saw that on YouTube lol
Hope its water.
“Funny” appears to be strongly relative here
vhgcbd
Plot twist: driver is peeing into a tube
Hey
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Owner done a double trick, tricked them for thinking they'll get a treat and the Skelly's got that funny trick.
what if that was actual pee of the car's driver💀
bro 💀
Its the little things that make life fun.
xD
Id classify that one as a trick, but I suppose it is a treat for some people...
heh georgia tag
ut8o7t0
Too Funny! Thanks for the laughs!🤣🤣
tgfhg
This just saved my day
😂😂😂😂
Plot twist - its real piss
I hate to be the party pooper but shouldn’t it say honk for a trick?
vbfg
I would say the most unexpected thing was seeing a pick up in this US without a Trump flag or sticker on it.
Trashy...and wholesome?
Tbh I thought it would get a boner
That would be perfect for drivers that stop right against your bumper at every stop sign and red light
That's awesome. There should be a skeleton puppy on there that pees too.
dyfhty
I'll take this over rolling coal anytime.
Well .. she said it was all bone
Wholesome giggles. Love it
You scared the skeleton piss out of him
It came out of his BONEr.. sorry I’ll go now lol
This is just fun!!
Lol , those ladies asking for “ a skeleton car wash “ 💦
Now hop out the car and get a drink of it. See his reaction!
geniusesincars
😂😂😂
savevideobot
That's a great idea for a t shirt! 🤭
Ok, that’s funny.
I wouldn’t be mad
I cackled like a startled hen.
Everyone's like "HA HA HA THE SKELLINGTON IS PEEING ON THE CAR! HA HA HA!"
No thanks..
huiyu
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That was exactly what I expected….
I ain’t want no spooky ass skeleton jizz on my car
bruh
huiyy
All fun and games till you find out its real piss
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uiuyiug
Love it.
Is it legal to obscure a license plate like that? I’m certain it’s intentional..
He urinated through a sunroof!
If the Northern Hemisphere is Spring as of April, then is this Southern Hemisphere?
Well, it's original and clever.
uoiuy
राम राम
It would be pitch perfect if that came from a jug of deer piss.
This guy is probably a god tier drinking buddy
With my luck, someone would get out of their car and shoot me. But this is a good one for sure!
Plot twist: it’s real piss…
Great friends, good job, I think it's excellent.
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Oh no , naughty naughty
At first glance I thought it was a Trumper and a flamethrower was popping or the stinky pinky.
all
All fun and games until the Roman Fire comes out.
kjghjjnb kjgv mn
So that's Calvin's skeleton?
Lmao
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