Oh it's not just me? Why the fuck does good happen sometimes my pee just decides to say fuck you, I see the bowl but I'm gonna go off at a 90 degree angle to both sides and totally avoid it.
I imagine the waiter telling the story about the one time he filled up two glasses with one pitcher at the same time and everyone clapped, but the people in the room with him just roll their eyes in disbelief.
As a past restaurant worker, I can confidently say, they are drastically exploited. The skills and stamina of good workers should be making a guaranteed bankroll. There are some seriously impressive cooks and servers out there.
Wow! I'm amazed that this amazed me so much, but it did! All those years waiting tables, using those very same pitchers, and the thought to pull off a maneuver like this never entered my brain. Props to this waiter.
Implausible I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before and now a LITTLE bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.
As a past restaurant worker, I can confidently say, they are drastically exploited. The skills and stamina of good workers should be making a guaranteed bankroll. There are some seriously impressive cooks and servers out there.
i do this too. but unfortunately i only have one toilet bowl.
I wish I could do this inside both holes
You have Double piss streams too?
I've definitely been on Reddit for too long when DoubleDickDude comes to mind off of this comment.
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Oh it's not just me? Why the fuck does good happen sometimes my pee just decides to say fuck you, I see the bowl but I'm gonna go off at a 90 degree angle to both sides and totally avoid it.
Plot twist:
You're supposed to block the second hole with your thumb. I thought everyone knew that.
How many times does your pee split in half, George bush, George bush...
yes, this piss me off, right?
That's the price you pay for royalty
What do you think the sink is for?
giving sources better than some international news sites on a post about pouring watter.
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Lmao I've been here. Boiling Springs is by Spartanburg but a little more rural. Definitely... a small town. lol
"then everyone clapped" but with proof
do you know where to buy that kind of pitcher?
He’s just pouring water…. Why do we need a whole written statement of the event as if it was this crazy thing that happened lmao
That's a pretty neat trick.
Such a great performance. This is we all need. Very entertaining
I'll try pouring. That's a good trick!
That’s honestly some shit that will get the “I only tip exceptional service” crowd to open up their wallets.
Just a plate of carrot and broccoli, and a glass of water for me
Looks like it was originally a plate of mash and either beef or chicken, but this 5 year old left pretty much every vegetable there
Buffet
Thought you were naming the two guys clapping there...
Are you blind or can you not see they already ate. Or do you put your napkin on your plate while you eat
If you like that just wait until you see me pee in 2 directions
Can you fill two cups though?
Well, I"M WAITINNNNNNNNNG
Jesus y'all are easy to impress
It's
That dude clapping would have an aneurism at a middle school talent show.
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If I go to dinner after a few drinks, literally anything impresses me
Hey acting like Sasuke it’s for kids, stop
hydrohomies
This is where the hydrohomies go instead of stripclubs
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Look at how easily this table is entertained, and the facial expression of the red headed dude.
Maybe they suck and the person doesn't want to force-feed themselves shitty food?
To be fair those veggies look vanilla as fuck…
Also drinking plain water in a glass... with a straw. Wtf?! Is this normal?
Probably the most interesting thing in that village for years
That ginger guy is very very happy.
I love the appreciation for small things like this, it’s so charming
Mf out here not eating any vegetables. Smh
Dude probably shits like twice a year.
Tbf, those carrots look steamed. They're probably flavorless mush.
The ginger fellow seemed way too impressed by this.
Drugs
They are clapping like seals
Unskilled labour my ass
I imagine the waiter telling the story about the one time he filled up two glasses with one pitcher at the same time and everyone clapped, but the people in the room with him just roll their eyes in disbelief.
He'll end up on
I'm enjoying the customers reaction more than the trick itself.
You can tell she just wanted to get to the bathroom at the end
He spilled a little
Nothing a little slurping can’t fix
HE IS A WATERER!
Eat your vegetables young man!
Dining with his older daughter
Puts the water in waiter
Now finish your veggies young lady. They’re good for you and will help you grow big and strong!
White people will clap at anything
Plane: *lands*
Waiting tables is such a high skill ceiling job.
This is how you get hella tips.
Dude hates his job and customers so much he works out how to lessen time with them.
omg hahahhahahahaha literally
suddenlyConan
As a past restaurant worker, I can confidently say, they are drastically exploited. The skills and stamina of good workers should be making a guaranteed bankroll. There are some seriously impressive cooks and servers out there.
The guy clapping looks like Conan crossed with Nick Nolte!
The unexpected part of this video is the ginger fella's hair. Such body, wow
Chubby Conan OBrien loves it
The fat Conan was the most unexpected thing.
Foreigners: AMERICANS ARE SO FAT!!!!!!!
Man idk why, but this made me smile more than I'd like to admit.
hydrohomies
The chosen one, only he can solve the riddle!
He's like fuck you gringos.
Never was there a happier lad then at this moment on this day than the applauding ginger oh so full of glee
I’d create a tsunami if I attempted this.
Wow! I'm amazed that this amazed me so much, but it did! All those years waiting tables, using those very same pitchers, and the thought to pull off a maneuver like this never entered my brain. Props to this waiter.
That is one happy ginger
best i can do is $7.25/hr
Dudes are stoned AF
Damn, even Shang Chi’s working a second job.
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The clapping….
I can totally do this. My results, however, will be significantly different. Lol!!
hydrohomies
And people will call this "unskilled labor"
Sometimes it’s the simplest little things that just bring joy. We should all appreciate stuff like this more.
hope they tipped him well!!
Motherfucker is a water bender from avatar
I've been sneaking around recording my servers for years waiting for this moment.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown was so happy about the waiter and his water trick.
It made me smile that the customers clapped and were excited about it xD
Ahhhh a water bender I see
Tip that man 50%
The new Salt Bae
You guys sound like the aliens from toy story.
Implausible I know, but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before and now a LITTLE bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.
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Uh that food looks like shit though
Damn
Seriously? This gets 105k upvotes?
They're clapping for a double spout pitcher? Huh...
Dinner and a show!
he did spill quite a bit tho, the glass he puts down hides it well but you can see it while he switches from 2 glasses to 1
wow
had a stroke reading the title, smh
Is that Babish?
Haha
Water Bea.
Speedrunners practicing the hardest skills ever just to save 0.001% of time:
Wow 😲
Must have to jerk off the water jug before coming to the table
water bae
Give that mana raise!
Haha yayyyyyyy!!!
But he stuck his finger inside the pitcher.
Conan O'Brien is always generous with his applause.
That was Conan O'Brien and Willem Dafoe's biology experiment.
I thought this said Walter at first.
Anyone else feel bad for that waiter that his talent in life is that?
Water on my butt like a toilet
Alright boys let’s slop ‘‘em up
Its not much. But its honest work.
Neat trick! But why use straw for water?
you can pour water cool all day but Fuji still doesnt hold a candle light to Konichiwa which is literally right next door
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He needs a huge tip
Dude must have not phenomenal piss precision
"Ooohhh"
Men are always professionals at splitting the stream. Especially if we forget to piss after we jack off.
So smooth about it
Bit old to be cheering at gravity are they not?
Hope they left him a big tip after treating him like a circus clown
Does this work with a pitcher of beer?
MadeMeSmile
we’re simple creatures
Chemex coffee drinkers enter the chat…
How?
What!?
Hydro homie heaven.
I like how he sarcastically goes "woah" while pouring the water 🤣
HydroHomies
Ah Reddit. What ever did we do before you
I could do that
Man doing his job White people: oh god look at these skills!
HydroHomies
He is the man she asked not to worry about.
Water Bae?
And they all clapped
I definitely expected it with this title
Too bad he can’t show off his pre-busing skills.
😱😱
Their reaction to H2O will be all of us when the great water wars begin
This is a very common technique among restaurant servers and not at all difficult to perform.
I bet you're fun at parties
Plot Twist: Customers still tip 5% :-p
Does America still authorize straws?
Hello sir…welcome to Dennys.
This reminds me of watching Tetris Tornmants something you think would be boring af but surprisingly you can't but be impressed
The waiter is so cute just doing his job and leaves lol. Makes him even more cuter
yo who TF didn't finish their GOD DAMN veggies?????? im lookin at you, OP.
I was waiting for him to pour it into the straw lol
As a white person, the customers clapping for the waiter was by far the whitest thing I've ever seen lol.
Water man
Lame
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I was half expecting a bad pour and it just spilling everywhere for whatever reason lol
I bet they clap when the plane lands to.
Men! We are so easily amused by the weirdest stuff and i love it
As a past restaurant worker, I can confidently say, they are drastically exploited. The skills and stamina of good workers should be making a guaranteed bankroll. There are some seriously impressive cooks and servers out there.
Peeks over urinal stall...
Some states really got so little going on that this is exciting
this is what it looks like when I piss, my penis hole is messed up from dry humping too much, so the two streams usually combine into one.