Sobriety tests are becoming too difficult

  1. I learned to say my ABC's backwards faster than I can say them forwards just so I could dominate a cop if one ever gave me a field sobriety test. I was 19 years old when I got my first PI and it was because the officer asked me to say my ABC's from, I think, J through R? Anyway.... I just said the whole alphabet backward in like 2.5 seconds and got arrested for being a dick.... and drunk underage. The flips woulda been cooler.

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