Just a normal bracelet vendor in Bangkok

  1. I'm sitting here thinking if I saw this stand on vacation, especially if I was a few beers deep, I couldn't possibly stop myself buying like 20 of them for my friends.

  2. What if a madman broke in here and shot them to pieces? Anyone here yawning would get blood in their mouth.

  3. This one got me more than anything for some reason. The lack of any sexuality and the random Batman callout, I love it. That, and “what is the WiFi”

  4. There’s lots of really annoying taxi/tuk-tuk drivers in Bangkok who will harass tourists if you are walking around and even when you get in and tell them where you want to go they will try to take you to a strip club or tailor that they get a commission from instead of straight to your destination. They can be pretty annoying. So, fuck off taxi man.

  5. I love how in between “I love ladyboy cock” and “I love free dick” lies “love my wife “

  6. Reminds me of a trip I took to Mongolia five years ago. I kept seeing people with random English phrases on their clothing, and I couldn’t help but laugh at the sad attempt at western fashion. Most of these people have no idea what the words say on their clothes. I kept a running note of phrases I saw, here are my top three:

  7. I used to have a shirt that said ‘I hate my life, everyday I polish my revolver and shoot my head like a rockstar’

  8. I think that's probably how Japanese people feel about Westerners 'Japanese' tattoos. Someone strutting around thinking they've got something eloquent and deep tattooed on their arm when really it says 'can you find my micropenis' or 'I have blue waffle'.

  9. Just a guess, he was the the name this man picked that he thought was a common western name but clearly has not been so it is still on his board.

  10. These are definitely bracelets people have paid to have woven, but then wandered off and not picked up (or that she’s made a typo on and so they asked for a redo). So Clive is probably just a random tourist’s boyfriend.

  11. I mean, I get it. Some people just want a very personalized bracelet. Look at the underserved markets being catered to here, and before you say, "who would buy these," ask yourself:

  12. Just when I thought I would stop thinking about her, and I see "PUSSY TERRORIST" and it all comes rushing back to me

  13. I have one of these that says UP BUM NO BABY. Just practical everyday advice, you know? Like the WWJD bracelets.

  14. In the middle of all that, one that just says "I'm Batman." Edit: also, after reading them again, what the fuck is dick salad?

  15. Are people not aware of that? It's an iconic form of Thai sex shows. Women shooting ping pong balls out of their vaginas.

  16. This is actually genius business practice. It's so absurd and unique, you have to buy one. I'd never pass up the opportunity to buy something like that.

  17. They’re everywhere in the Thailand tourist locations or were when I was last there ten years ago. These ones are actually pretty tame compared to some of the ones I saw. I remember a lot had a “rape” theme. They’ve probably reeled it in.

  18. It gets way worse than this if you can believe it. Go to Chiang Mai and the bracelets get intense. Like “sous-vide cunt with a tamarind retard reduction”

  19. “All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy. This is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, formaldehyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuuuck it!”

  20. I love the fact in the midst off all these strange and unusual bracelets there are two with a basic I ❤️mom and I ❤️papa. I could imagine someone standing there trying to decide between “should I get I ❤️eat pussy, I ❤️eat ass or I❤️mom?”

  21. I would buy both racks with the racks and then frame them and sell them for 5000 each in some art studio in the Hamptons.

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