WYR kiss your school bully, a serial killer, or a sexual predator?

Only one of these is guaranteed to be a good kisser.

The bully, having experiences with everyone’s mom

Bully is mutually assured destruction where as the others are just awful for you

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I don't have a bully

Want one?

This post is made for redditors though....

Whichever one is a physically attractive version of the sex I’m attracted to. I mean they’re all assholes in some way or another.

Good chance I'll lose my virginity if I pick predator ... Win win

Fuck...I misread it as kill. Guess I'm getting some too

My gf is the school bully so I already am

Zamn

oh god I picked serial killer.. I might have a problem..

I mean Ted Bundy was pretty attractive and very charismatic that's how he was able to lure his victims

hybristophilia

Lot of my bullies were chick's. And after high school we found out why.

Why

Don't leave us in suspense

I choose priest. All 3 in 1.

Lmao.

Bully that shit would be kinky

The bully because he’s a massive homophobe

haha first thing I thought of too

That would be so hilarious!

Goddamn, I thought it say kill

Who did you choose to kill?

My old school bully is my girlfriend, has been for years

My bully thankfully was pretty hot. Her personality was rotten to the core though.

Kissing myself would pin me to number 3 automatically

When I was 12-13 I was a fucking idiot and got hard when this one goth girl bullied me, so prolly that one.

Lol

I got bullied by 4 mean popular girls in the 8th grade. But later found out all of em had a crush on me, and were bullying me cause they found out I liked someone else. I'm still super confused til this day.

I don't miss middle school

I’ve kissed a murderer before, but no serial killer 😬. I pick my bully as they’re not the jerk they were then lol

I uhhhh what

The people who voted serial killer are the ones writing fanfics about Ted bundy

That or the ones that write fanfics over school shooters.

Is the predator a sexual predator? Either way, I choose the bully, and then dramatically slap him and run away crying.

Well one of my former bullies was a guy and honestly he turned out kind of hot. Plus I think he may have tried to apologize to me

I thought it said kill

who did u choose?

I was never bullied so the first choice isn't an option, and I don't think anyone wants anything to do with a predator.

The sexual predator. He/she has more experience than the others so he/she would be a better kisser

I think the predator would know how to kiss better.

Only if it’s Michael Myers because he’s handsome

how is that a question? we gonna get that enemies to lovers trope y’all~

Could I kiss The Predator, sexually?

Predator, then I'll take him downstairs and get to work, if you know what i mean

Do we get to choose our school bully? Cause there was this really hot cheerleader who used to bully me a little and is now a super intelligent still super hot Air Force security force airwoman. Would 100% fuck her brains out if she let me.

Yes, you may choose.

If I never had a bully does that mean I don't have to kiss anyone?

My bully was opposite gender and mildy attractive. So yeah why not

Tbf your school bully tends to mature after a few years

serial killer or predator because all my bullies were guys

Serial killer

My school bully is dead...

Uh-oh, I can see where this is coming...

A serial killer if they try to kill me I'll get them first

i had a crush on my bully so thatd actually work out pretty well

Well, seeing that I was coerced into having sex with the 18 year old I was dating when I was 14, I can confidently say that I've already kissed #3. Also, as time has passed, it's become clear that he only wanted me for sex because he broke up with me less than a month afterwards 😐

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's

Just answer the question.

Ok…

Once, I ate 18 cakes.

I dated my school bully so

Bully

why does this exist??

I'd rather kiss Mary Kay Letourneau than a random serial killer. Never had a HS bully though. Guess I'm lucky in that regard.

Already have

My fist will kiss any of those three

School bully cuz I don't have one.

All three are the same person

lmao never had a bully. everyone is chilling at my school

What if you have a crush on the school bully

School bully, they grew up cute and I wouldn’t mind if that sexy himbo bullied me some more hehe~

does my kiss need to be pleasant? or can i use a lot of teeth

If the bully a hot fine girl then why not

wtf is this?

Wtf is this?

I don't have a bully. The person that comes slightly close to one is female so

https://i.redd.it/x00rzcyreuu31.jpg

My friend, who I have a crush on, jokingly bullies me (as I do the same to her), so I think this is a pretty easy question…

My old school bully is homophobic, it would be hilarious

At least with the serial killer I get a good story out of it.

Predator. All you said is you have to kiss them, you never said what you can do to them afterwards. Cause I uhhh...have some ideas! 😈

"Would you rather kiss someone who would puch you, kill you, or molest you?" Gee i wonder

Bully. Because I’m into that.

Which one out of all my school bullies lol

I mean my school bully was hot so

The sexual predator, because that's also a rapist because those can overpower you. I am male, so I don't have to worry about that. But if I was a female, I would be agreeing so that I have more of a survival chance. Sex can also help strengthen your immune system believe it or not.

There are hot female teachers out there that prey on young boys. Kiss one of those. Mission accomplished.

I have with all three actually lol