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Getting tf out of there. Its only a cool and stylish fantasy steampunk city second, an absolute shithole were I probably get robbed and stabbed in some alley first
Unless you're talking about the same way Silco takes it or the way Vi ended up having ti take it, why would you wanna try shimmer? that shits gonna fuck you up
Try to look for a safe reasonable job, and try to see if I can survive in Zaun, and maybe possibly even thrive without compromising too many of my morals.
I'd live with Ekko's crew. I wouldn't go out and fight Silco's people, I'd just stay in the haven. I'd then use my knowledge of events to warn Ekko, so he could stop Jinx from blowing up the Council building.
If I can, find Mylo and Claggor and get them as far away as I can. Keep them safe. Otherwise, do some exploring if I don't suffocate or get some kind of illness. Find some work, in theory make connections.
Probably find either Vi and Caitlyn and inevitably end up getting my ass kicked as I try to help them, but crush on them as well. Or find Ekko and Heimerdinger and see about how i can help them, maybe analyze Shimmer and find a way to make a cure.
Ask Singed to take me on as an assistant, get on Silco’s good side via that, befriend Viktor when he comes around and use him to help further Silco’s cause from the inside
Find a breather mask first, because of my standard lungs (hopefully they adapt sometime), (although Caitlyn's Piltie lungs seemed just fine when she explored the undercity)
Die because: tóxic air, a ramdom dude that make ilegal and bad cirurgies on radom persons, a wolf, JINX, a robot crab, a robot guy, a old and evil woman that control people minds, a slime
Assuming I'm not immediately dead, find a gas mask.Then probably end up doing hench work for Silco if I can't find a feasible job. Avoid Jinx like the plague. Like, make up excuses not to go on jobs with her, I'm talking. Learn magic if possible, magic's awesome. Befriend Chuck.
Fucking die because big cities irl already disagree with my lungs, nevermind one where people regularly wear respirators because the air quality is that bad
Hey if Caitlyn could make it without a mask, and she was a topsider, most of us would survive the air as well. I think they must have fixed something between act 1 and 2
Probably try to find a source of breathable air first, then find something for self defense if I need it. Which given the roaming gangs and thugs, it’ll likely be needed. Finding some clothes to blend in will also be a requirement. Along with money.
If I don’t die from the poisonous gas? Go find Vander if he’s alive and train with him. If it’s later, train with someone who’s strong and can help me become a fighting powerhouse (like Vi and Vander) and then become a honourable mercenary
find silco. rail him like he deserves. have breakfast together. inevitably get garrotted by him or his psycho daughter. worth it, would pay good money for that experience.
Let me explain: In Zaun, I would probably instantly make up a song called Zaun Blues and go live and some gig playing that song. As a reference to Son Houses Jinx Blues (Not related to the show) I'll say "ever wake up this morning with the Jinx all round yo bed" then ill pray my acid wears off because Zaun isn't real. If it doesn't... Oh shit.
that place is my environment i would thrive so hard until i inevitably die by failing to hide from some horrid werewolf thing. but id definitely die in a really cool way that would make it into a champions trailer
Probably die from the gas or get kidnapped and organs get removed. That’s if we go off a lot of the original Zaun lore with how horrid and dark that place is
Honestly, try to get to Piltover as fast as I can, then using my nerd abilities and insane magic creativity to find some real hextech scientist and together create some broken magic stuff. I have the knowledge and creativity of someone who lives in this times and have read a lot of fantasy. I am sure I could get some ideas they can't think of. Or, I mean, their writers think of, but doing them will ruin the world one way or another.
probably get shanked or find a cool roof to sleep on. Or work at that guy’s little food stand where Vi and Cait go, he seems like a cool dude and I’m good at flipping burgers (or the Zaun equivalent)
Zain in the game (that image is game concept art) and the show is quite different, but the awnser is the same. Get out, I'd have a better chance of surviving in the desert to the left of Zaun
Change into some good clothes to blend in, maybe just grab a few random items (Hoping for two skinny but long pipes to use at batons) for weapons. maybe cut some of my hair off bc of the heat I'd expect in Zaun? I already have a half shaved heat so I hope I'd fit in. Probably befriend the crows and get a small murder going.
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Start coughing, fall over, and die.
Because you’ve grown fat and complacent
Team Realistic Expectations, represent!
Someone's probably robbing you as you're on the floor dying lol
Step 1 after arriving in Zaun: Leave
HEAD SOUTH TO SHURIMA, THE POWER OF THE SUN LIVES IN SHURIMA
Probably die, due to me not being able to breathe the toxic air.
Getting tf out of there. Its only a cool and stylish fantasy steampunk city second, an absolute shithole were I probably get robbed and stabbed in some alley first
You won't get robbed or stabbed in some alley...... that happens on main street
So basically England
Id start lookin for the playground ive heard so much about....
This was refreshing after listening to that song on repeat lol
Try out Shimmer! Then propose to Sevika.
Based
Unless you're talking about the same way Silco takes it or the way Vi ended up having ti take it, why would you wanna try shimmer? that shits gonna fuck you up
Go to Piltover.
Immediately
You're homeless and broke, the Enforcers will throw your ass right out for loitering.
Be a hired gun for silco, romance sevika, get my brains bashed in by vi
Literally win, win, WIN!
I don't think sevika is up to romance someone if yk what I mean
I guess I'll die
My answer depends entirely on whether jinx is about to blow up a factory or a council meeting building
Go hug vi and get my ass kicked
Yep
She's in Piltover tho.
I’M GONNA DO CRIME
Literally, it's the best way to survive in Zaun.
Try to look for a safe reasonable job, and try to see if I can survive in Zaun, and maybe possibly even thrive without compromising too many of my morals.
You're a homeless person with no money or connections, and all of the decent jobs are gonna have tons of competition.
keel over as my lungs fail
Found yourself in a dystopian city in another universe?
Better call Saulilco
find a hot girlfriend since everybody from Zaun is loking fiiine
whoredle
Am I in time to tell Silco not to go for the gun?
I dunno
Go to Jericho’s.
Wrong game bud
I'd live with Ekko's crew. I wouldn't go out and fight Silco's people, I'd just stay in the haven. I'd then use my knowledge of events to warn Ekko, so he could stop Jinx from blowing up the Council building.
But that already happend, you can't go back in time
Try the slop
I love how people are like, “I would do different stuff than I usually do!”
I think most people are saying that they'd probably die, so i guess it's good that that's different than usual?
Wear a nice jacket
LOOK FOR JINX
If I can, find Mylo and Claggor and get them as far away as I can. Keep them safe. Otherwise, do some exploring if I don't suffocate or get some kind of illness. Find some work, in theory make connections.
Save the children
Parkour!!
Look for a mentally unstable blue haired women and ask her to beat the absolute shit out of me
Get on Jinx’s good side
That's basically suicide.
She doesn't have a good side though.
Die.
Find a breathing mask, do shimmer
Shimmer, kick it with ekko, harass local law enforcement, take what I can and travel to Ionia lol
Probably try this fish restaurant I’ve heard so much about, it’s owned by a guy named Jericho. It looks delicious!
In this order… Find jinx Give her a hug Get shot by jinx Die knowing it was a stupid idea
Still worth it tho.
First change my underwear and pants Second not die
Have an asthma attack
Bro I live in Argentina
Visiting a special yordle!
Cook Meth.
Breaking Zaun or Better call silco
Cross the bridge over to Piltover.
Plot to overthrow the government with the cunning use of tall ladders.
Probably find either Vi and Caitlyn and inevitably end up getting my ass kicked as I try to help them, but crush on them as well. Or find Ekko and Heimerdinger and see about how i can help them, maybe analyze Shimmer and find a way to make a cure.
Try the shimmer then go to the last drop
hug jinx. get shot. die happy.
get myself killed by jinx
So I'm in the Undercity? I'd ask directions for The Last Drop and ask for work
Vi.
Probably suffocate on the toxic fumes.
Leave
Find Warwick, scratch him behind his ears, ask "who's a good doggy?", Die immediately after
Ask Singed to take me on as an assistant, get on Silco’s good side via that, befriend Viktor when he comes around and use him to help further Silco’s cause from the inside
I'd ask jinx on a date. if she says no, I'd drown myself in shimmer
Find Silco, try to romance Jinx, die, but it'll be worth it
Start campaigning for better rights.
Get clapped immediately because I look like I’m from piltover
Get high on shimmer then propose to silco
Run to piltover and bang Viktor
Join a gang. Do my best to be part of the team. Come up and become a respected member. Crush on Jinx but avoid her cause I am shy
get on one knee for Caitlyn Kiramann 💍
i look for jinx, then drag her to a therapist and become her best friend
Find a breather mask first, because of my standard lungs (hopefully they adapt sometime), (although Caitlyn's Piltie lungs seemed just fine when she explored the undercity)
This
Die because: tóxic air, a ramdom dude that make ilegal and bad cirurgies on radom persons, a wolf, JINX, a robot crab, a robot guy, a old and evil woman that control people minds, a slime
Fix Jinx. Wouldn't even ask why, how, or if my family is okay. I'd just smell the polluted Philadelphia inspired air and go "It's showtime"
don't say fck Jinx*
Probably try and get out of there asap lol
cybernetic arms
Immediately overdose on shimmer
cough cough arson cough cough
Take the elevator to Piltover and see if I can make it by recreating tech from this world that I know how to make.
probably die. robbed, suffocated, possibly r-ed
Assuming I'm not immediately dead, find a gas mask.Then probably end up doing hench work for Silco if I can't find a feasible job. Avoid Jinx like the plague. Like, make up excuses not to go on jobs with her, I'm talking. Learn magic if possible, magic's awesome. Befriend Chuck.
I would go eat those weird looking street food bugs that Vi ate the minute she got out of prison
I gotta get out of this place
Fucking die because big cities irl already disagree with my lungs, nevermind one where people regularly wear respirators because the air quality is that bad
Find jinx and give her a hug cuz she really needs one
Stay. fuck da topside, y’all can keep your fresh air.
"Can i have a word with the crazy blue hair girl?"
Hey if Caitlyn could make it without a mask, and she was a topsider, most of us would survive the air as well. I think they must have fixed something between act 1 and 2
Take Jinx to a therapist
try that weird stuff Vi ate first thing out of prison
search for a found family. Oh wait, wrong Dimension.
Which game are you talking about
Search a skinny, blue long hair cute mad girl... And die... Probably
Find my boy Ekko. Otherwise die.
Crossover into Piltover. Duh
Try to get Vi to marry me. Probably get shot by Caitlyn.
I will breath... Jk i will just look around then I'll die because why not
I’d go work for ekko. I got no money and no house. Ekko would be my best bet I reckon
Very first thing? See if it's pretty or post the missile, then going from there see if vanders alive ect
Talk to the scientists and explain I’m from another dimension, I’m sure they would be interested in what I’d have to say
Find an inhaler
Spend the wildest night of my life with the gimp yordle, then probably get stabbed to death.
die, probably. i’m quite squishy.
I'm going to get some of that Calamari
Probably try to find a source of breathable air first, then find something for self defense if I need it. Which given the roaming gangs and thugs, it’ll likely be needed. Finding some clothes to blend in will also be a requirement. Along with money.
If I don’t die from the poisonous gas? Go find Vander if he’s alive and train with him. If it’s later, train with someone who’s strong and can help me become a fighting powerhouse (like Vi and Vander) and then become a honourable mercenary
Check to see if my asthma medication got teleported alongside me.
Find Jinx and give her a much needed hug
Vi
Imma start looking for jinx
Get glowing tattoos.
Sit and marvel at its beauty for a few minutes. Then start walking and checking everything out. But I know I’ll have to be on my guard though.
Befriend the local wolf
find jinx and befriend her or be killed by her, either works
Find Jinx!!
Probably get robbed and beaten tbh
🐌 *crawls over* Hey Vi which way is Jericho's?
Go get a drink at the last drop and see who's there
Ask around about a hot russian scientist with a cane
Gloriously evolve
Search for vander and convince him to be my dad
Crime speedrun any % all crimes or as many as humanly possible
i'd romance silco and do drugs
find silco. rail him like he deserves. have breakfast together. inevitably get garrotted by him or his psycho daughter. worth it, would pay good money for that experience.
Terrorize Piltover. simple as.
Ain’t no way my asthmatic ass lasting 5 seconds in that city
Get some new threads from some back alley punks.
Step 1: Leave
Let me explain: In Zaun, I would probably instantly make up a song called Zaun Blues and go live and some gig playing that song. As a reference to Son Houses Jinx Blues (Not related to the show) I'll say "ever wake up this morning with the Jinx all round yo bed" then ill pray my acid wears off because Zaun isn't real. If it doesn't... Oh shit.
Id go have a threesome with Vi and Jinx
Eww they're sisters they cannot be cool with that
Kill jinx
Steal a mask and a jacket and go to the last drop
I create the cyberpunk literary genre and make millions off of it
Take a picture
Probably die rather quickly.
Die, most likely
Meed up with Victor and join the glorious evolution
get out.
Admiring Sevika from afar and trying not to get killed/mauled/raped/kidnapped on my quest to find and declare my undying love for Vi.
Probably cry, a lot. Figure out where to sleep. Cry again
Go to the prison, get Vi, go to Silco's hideout, grab Jinx, go over to the last drop, have a pint and wait for the war to blow over
Find a gas mask? Try to join the fire lights too i suppose
Try that fish dudes food it looked good
Try to cross the river cause there is no chance in hell I’ll survive in Zaun
Cross over the bridge lol
that place is my environment i would thrive so hard until i inevitably die by failing to hide from some horrid werewolf thing. but id definitely die in a really cool way that would make it into a champions trailer
Listen to Enemy and Playground then walk down the street and get mugged
Probably die from the gas or get kidnapped and organs get removed. That’s if we go off a lot of the original Zaun lore with how horrid and dark that place is
Run.
Drugs and hoes, and then get robbed
Instantly die due to smog and other gasses, maybe?
Asphyxiate
Probably get shanked
Honestly, try to get to Piltover as fast as I can, then using my nerd abilities and insane magic creativity to find some real hextech scientist and together create some broken magic stuff. I have the knowledge and creativity of someone who lives in this times and have read a lot of fantasy. I am sure I could get some ideas they can't think of. Or, I mean, their writers think of, but doing them will ruin the world one way or another.
cry
kms. that's it.
probably get shanked or find a cool roof to sleep on. Or work at that guy’s little food stand where Vi and Cait go, he seems like a cool dude and I’m good at flipping burgers (or the Zaun equivalent)
Murder. Opss… i mean, get to know the people.
If I don’t die immediately from my lungs imploding then I’ll probably get stabbed within the first 10min bc my clothes are clean
Start climbing as fast as possible
Get stabbed in a dark alleyway and left to die.
Hyperventilate.
Try to find a way out of there. Probably die in a coughing fit.
I can fake being rich quite well and I have a British accent, I'll just go to Piltover
I can’t parkour for shit, so I guess just die.
Guess I’ll die
Zain in the game (that image is game concept art) and the show is quite different, but the awnser is the same. Get out, I'd have a better chance of surviving in the desert to the left of Zaun
Beautiful artwork
GET THE FUUUUCK OUT
Leave
I find a densely populated area, die, become zombie, reek havoc
Leave, probably. I wouldn’t last a day.
Find Jinx, see her, and then leave.
Go to Jericho and get some of his sick food
Asphyxiate
Head to the local fish vendor. I hear Jericho is a master chef
Find that yellow tentacle slop that Vi went feral over.
Change into some good clothes to blend in, maybe just grab a few random items (Hoping for two skinny but long pipes to use at batons) for weapons. maybe cut some of my hair off bc of the heat I'd expect in Zaun? I already have a half shaved heat so I hope I'd fit in. Probably befriend the crows and get a small murder going.
Cry