How I flirt with women: makes a fool of myself then tries to play it smooth "Yeah I...I did that. I'll own it. So how's it going? I don't mean to be to forward but you're beautiful."
Same energy: I have early meetings, so I often have to leave before my partner is fully awake. Sometimes as I’m getting dressed a sleepy voice will ask if they can do anything for me before I go. I always say to just keep laying there looking pretty.
Great tactic now slight problem I'M A SOFT MID SIZED WOMAN THAT WILL GET SQUISHED BY MOST PEOPLE I WISH TO SEDUCE , THIS MIGHT BE A PLEASANT RESULT HOUVER NOT VERY CONDUCTIVE IN THE SEDUCING DEPARTMENT.
Not here to start trouble, this is a genuine question: I thought Bi was okay for men and women genders and Pan was for men, women, and all of the above.
Bisexual people can be attracted to all genders as well, the difference between them and someone who identifies as pan is in how they experience attraction to others. Pan is usually defined as attraction regardless of gender, and bi is attraction to more than one gender. The difference is really nuanced and very small for some. Pan fits under the bi umbrella, and some people use both labels.
Bisexuality is attraction to more than one gender. Pansexuality is attraction to all genders regardless of gender. Pansexuality fits the definition of bisexuality, that's why some people use both labels
Omg i do the same thing but instead of flirting i just get nervous and panic a bunch
I'll flirt hard for the both of us, now sit on my lap so I can call you pretty
"You look very pretty."
This
I let someone sit on my lap and I farded
can I sit? 🥺👉👈
Of course honey
How I flirt with anyone:
How I flirt with anyone:
Me, except maid suit
I’m every single one of them! 🥺
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"I'd like to fuck whatever you are" ?
How I flirt with women: makes a fool of myself then tries to play it smooth "Yeah I...I did that. I'll own it. So how's it going? I don't mean to be to forward but you're beautiful."
wow he's actually pretty good at this game, he can get it
Got a problem with that, hot people sitting on my laptop awakens "something" that might bother them.
Its natural and only underlines the statement that u find them pretty. If it bothers them, they are probably not that interested in you anyway.
Oh don't worry, it'll only make it better 😉
Do you have a demon in your computer?
I recommend installing Malwarebytes, your laptop might have a virus
The same thing would happen to me if I was sitting on someone’s lap and they whispered in my ear
Good 😈
All of the above, I am a more masculine bi guy so there is nothing I like more than more effeminate partners doing this.
LIES! I just think about doing all of this and don’t actually even speak to them
Yes but also sometimes I like to be in lap.
How I flirt with people: "So ... Amphibia's back soon, huh?"
Wow you should practice on me some time, just to hone ur skills ahah twirls hair
Okay babe
How I flirt with people:
Dudebro: “I’m not gay, bruh.”
I just want to say that I love your username
Just reading this made me blush 🥺
mall santa type flirting
Christ that would make me melt
I sit on peoples laps (not really, but i might if i wasnt socially akward!)
BIG DICK ENERGY, can i sit :3 on u op?
Okay but OP how do you get them on your lap to begin with, tell us your secrets!!
You sit close to them. Wait a moment. Reach softly for their wrist en pull them closer
how i flirt with people: i don’t, i’m aroace, i’m in the sub for memes
Tops:
Actually, I'm vers
Sounds about right.
How I flirt with everybody:
Same energy: I have early meetings, so I often have to leave before my partner is fully awake. Sometimes as I’m getting dressed a sleepy voice will ask if they can do anything for me before I go. I always say to just keep laying there looking pretty.
Flirting with men is so easy for me it's just my natural state.
How I flirt with women: (??????) (Idk they're too scary)
How I flirt with women: I awkwardly wait for her to say something to me first
Never felt more called out in my life
The 101 guide to how to make someone fall instantly in love
Bold of you to assume I know how to flirt and don’t just run away with my arms flailing behind me like noodles.
😍
How I flirt with anyone:
You must be somewhat tall to be the universal big spoon
I'm only 172 cm (5'8"). Taller people can wear me as a backpack
Hey God, if you're listening, I need someone to do this to me right now
Ho god, if 't be true thou art listening, i needeth someone to doth this to me even but now
How I flirt with anyone: I don't because I'm scared. And at this point I don't even really know what I'm scared of, just that I'm scared.
same but i'm the one who sits on people's laps
Okay but how do you get them to sit on your lap in the first place?
Okay but how do
You sit somewhere. They are near you. You softly grap their wrist and pull them closer and later them sit on your lap
This is the way
I would be the one that blushes and denies it lol
6’4” 230lb bearded dude here. This doesn’t work well for yours truly.
I'm 5'8" and around 130 lb without a beard and I don't care
I'd melt into a puddle
Can you please flirt with me?
I can my sweetheart
I'm confused. Why are all these people sitting on your lap? I feel like there are some missing steps.
I'm too much of a nervous wreck to flirt (it doesn't help that I'm Aromantic), but I wish I could. 😖
I'm on the aro spectrum aswell!
Yeah I just make fun of people I like. Gently, lovingly.
Sounds about right
Bigender me: yeah that'd work on me both times
I loved being cuddled. You would literally be the perfect partner
See, I don't THINK that'd work for the girls. But I can guarantee it'd work on me!
So that's what an doing wrong, I usually sit on the laps
Yes 100%
Everyone wants to be told they're pretty!
I feel personally called out by this.... Lol
I'm not dominant enough to flirt like that, and I don't fit in laps. time to learn to not be submissive
Bi Dom energy intensifies. I'm feeling a little called out but I'm fine with it.
i am starting to see a trend
I don't flirt I just stare at attractive people when I think they aren't looking.
insert bottomy keyboard smash
Great tactic now slight problem I'M A SOFT MID SIZED WOMAN THAT WILL GET SQUISHED BY MOST PEOPLE I WISH TO SEDUCE , THIS MIGHT BE A PLEASANT RESULT HOUVER NOT VERY CONDUCTIVE IN THE SEDUCING DEPARTMENT.
I just show them my collection of capri-suns
🥺👉👈
🥺
Dose this work
Please let me sit. I’m really not feeling okay rn.
Ah that’s hot. That’s hot.
Not here to start trouble, this is a genuine question: I thought Bi was okay for men and women genders and Pan was for men, women, and all of the above.
Bisexual people can be attracted to all genders as well, the difference between them and someone who identifies as pan is in how they experience attraction to others. Pan is usually defined as attraction regardless of gender, and bi is attraction to more than one gender. The difference is really nuanced and very small for some. Pan fits under the bi umbrella, and some people use both labels.
Bisexuality is attraction to more than one gender. Pansexuality is attraction to all genders regardless of gender. Pansexuality fits the definition of bisexuality, that's why some people use both labels
gatesopencomeonin
I like it
bro who sits on your lap
The question is, who doesn't?
Can I come sit on your lap?
Yes beautiful
They're* omg lol
Ha. Nobody expects the skinny white boy to pin you to a wall and call you a good boy/girl/them
please 🙏
I wish this was me but I'm very awkward when I'm attracted to someone so I'll just hope that someone can be like this with me
♡ a lap to sit on ♡
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My mental illness has nothing to do with the existence of multiple genders.
So, neurodivergence is based af is what you're saying
Gender is a social construct.
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Bi people can be attracted to all genders.
What does neither mean? Typo? 😅
People who are neither men or women
GTFO my lap