this guide should help you identify what killer you're up against

I fucking died reading Freddy’s.

Same

Lmao me too 😩😂

Old Freddy wouldn’t have the underage character as his obsession. Not my real boi

i feel like 95% of my matches against oni are on a yamaoka estate map… BHVR is trying to push their weeb agenda and i will have none of it!!

I think most of my matches against Oni have been on Ormond.

im shit at oni/spirit but i make sure to use the yamaoka offering any chance i get lol

‘Does the Killer have a useless power? — Pig’

Ghostface: Crouch to teabag for psychological warfare

That one hurts my feelings a bit, not gonna lie

I feel attacked

Idk, have you seen pyramid head's beefy thighs? Pretty damn sexy to me.

And his ass, and his pecs.

Have you seen pyramid head’s *everything

Have you seen Pyramid Head's tongue? Clown's got nothing on that.

Sorry guys, but Pyramid Head is only interested in blonde widowers.

Myers is seggsier

Yeehaw

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW

Now that I think about it I've committed the worst crime possible......i bought Ghostface a month ago and I still haven't moried noone.

It's consistent with the lore. You've just been selecting targets, working on your approach, etc.

I've been running Devour Hope and sometimes Undying on him lately. If they cleanse the totem(s) in time, 2 hooks each and friendly peek-a-boo games for the rest of the match. If they don't, they're going in the scrapbook.

My friend bought me ghostie for my birthday, the first thing I did is do a custom and mori'd everyone while everyone else photo bombed. We have a series of pictures where I mori'd one with the other 3 behind. Then I mori'd the next one on top of the already dead one. And so on. It's fun to do.

Isnt that a double negative though?

I’m the exact same, I just haven’t been levelling him fast enough to get the tokens. I know what the next thing I’m doing is.

You used to be able to spam it and give Survivors surprise butt secks. They patched it out tho, understandable why but rip.

mori_me_ghostface

I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN SO LONG

“do you get the sudden feeling that the game got way more Japanese”

I nearly died laughing when I read that one.

"is there a running man" 🤣.

"Did your entire team disconnect ? - u are in RPD"

Very unpopular opinion. But RPD is suprisingly my fav map. Expecially as Survivor or Killers like Trickster, Demo, Freddy.

The entire team and the killer

My favorite one is Pinhead's XD I got way more enjoyment out of this than I should've <3

did you bring a decent medkit? plauge

Is the killer sexy? ---clown

Belly jiggle physics for the win

Is the killer X?

X gon give it to ya

"does the killer exist?"

Instructions unclear, I identified a bench as the killer

Love Trickster’s and Legion’s

We aren't broken we just clunky af

I still love you, youre too fun to play as

The yeehaw got me

“do you get the sudden feeling that the game got way more japanese?” LMAOOO.

What’s the difference between hot and sexy?

huge fucking belly and stinky feet😍🤡

Hot is more so someone’s physical appearance while sexy is something sexually attractive be it appearance or behavior.

You gave up on adding "Yes" real quick.

Where clown?

Sir I’m a huge fan of your work.

actually the chainsaw one you can tell who it is by the specific chainsaw sound

How long did it take you to realize this is satire?

i play as julie, i cannot be identified

I just picked up twins yesterday and i have no idea how anyone could ever call them broken. Sure they are good at slugging, but with boon of healing and dead hard hit validation right now they are literally helpless against even average teams with those hard counter perks. Also im not even sure if the developers intended twins to play the way they play and that slugging is really just something we made up in their kit to make them atleast a tiny bit viable. Sucks tho cuz they are a blast to play, just cant see how she would be broken, especially not in the current hiding and healing meta. To be fair i still miss alot of my pounces, im generally not the best killer and i dont have the best perks for them yet. But even in matches where i hit nutty pounces and have alot of pressure i get max a 2k if im not slugging.

no i mean, literally broken.

as someone who plays a lot of twins, they are strong because the pressure they can generate. yes they can hide and heal, but that means they aren't working on gens. you're essentially just keeping them off gens until the opportunity to slug presents itself.

Keep trying. I main Twins and get plenty of 4ks without slugging. You really don't have to slug with Twins to get kills. I wish people would try playing Twins without slugging just to see that they're super fun to play without it. I find slugging to be a boring style of play anyways, but I know they're kind of built specifically to slug.

I’m gonna start playing micheal as joe Goldberg now and just kill everyone but my obsession so we can be together

I just got out of ash rank yesterday

I’m glad you did, it’ll be a hella of a grind to get to iridescent but I believe in you

"Does the killer exist?" "No"

If you play Freddy does it really try to select the youngest character as the obssesion?

No lol he’s a pedophile

yes, obviously. thats a game mechanic they'd program.

Your question's already been answered, but for what it's worth: the obsession mechanic always chooses a survivor as the obsession (that didn't used to be the case) and barring certain survivor perks and addons, it's always random.

Hotel? Trivago

The artist one is true

I really don’t get how pig is all that bad. I understand it’s very hard for her to get a 4K, but a 2k is pathetically easy. If she decides to be an asshole and follow a trapped person they have little hope.

Does the killer exist > No > Demogorgon

Should’ve done for Trickster “do you hear someone missing all their hits?”

Wrong. It should be "Is the killer hot? Pyramid Head"

I’m sorry but Pyramid Head is the only sexy one on that list

Clown is sexy, this is true

My God I busted up at Pinhead's.

Am I the only one who loves to go up against a nurse?

Why does everyone think that the artist is hot or am I just stupid

I think of it this way

Clown. Nobody ever said no to a hot guy in a suit who likes a nice glass (or some bottles) of fine wine.

The things you’ve put are really funny but Jesus Christ is the presentation bad! Have you even seen a flow diagram before lol It’s all supposed to be connected!

I tried to use a flow chart maker website but it was too time consuming so i decided to make one using text only

There is always an obsession.

Ya got wooshed. They're all jokes and almost none of them are legitimate ways to identify the killer.

does yui produce japanese-themed chase music?

I love this and sorry to be a loser, but pigs power is not useless

Do Billy's and Bubba's chainsaws sound exactly the same?

i ani't no horny man, but i wanna marry the artist

I wanna marry the Trickster 🥰🥰🥰

Demogorgon's made me sad :(

I dont understand it

How are the twins broken?

buggy af and currently getting shafted by the devs

Demogorgan can also be recognized by his extremely loud screams

I wish I existed

Yeehaw? Yeehaw.

In about 14 hours there’s gonna be a lot of “hot” lobbies according to this list. And I agree

Bro, I lost it with the Oni. I thought it was serious until I saw the Nurses, then I just started cracking up.

Always Yeehaw.

I don't think I've seen a single person DC because of nurse. I've seen plenty for old deathslinger, Bubba, and trickster.

Does the killer exist - no - Demogorgon

There's always an obsession in the game.

I don’t understand demogorgon

He’s no longer available for purchase

Brilliant!

If you play as a survivor the loading screen should tell at least once who the killer will be

The whole point of not seeing the killer in the lobby is so that you have to figure it out yourself. It’s intentional design and it honestly doesn’t make a difference 99% of the time.

(Trying to be serious here)

I could laugh at least at some points but the annoyment that I expected a cohesive build when I saw the top to be let down let my dissapointment be immeasurable and you ruind my day

I laughed harder than I should have at Deathslinger 🤣🤣🤣

does the killer have a useless power? - pig: Sounds of crying head popped survivors that went against tampered timer and crate of gears.

Is the killer never played anymore?-deathslinger would of been more fitting

Do you see the killer yeeting themselves in a direction other than at you? - blight

poor Spirit, she EXISTS >.<

But there’s always an obsession now

This is actually so accurate it’s insane

In my defense i didn't see the trap until it was too late, damned red forest.

Did your whole team d/c should be connected to trickster instead. Never had a team Insta d/c against a nurse. Even really good ones. Trickster though... fuck him

"yeehaw? Deathslinger" 😂😂

I thought i was straight until i played danganronpa.

Time to play as leather face so no one knows im leather face

Legion is Canadian? That’s cool

Myers is hotter than Artist CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND

BHVR needs to add points for getting morid, similar to points for dying as the obsession. Like yeah, surviving is the point, but getting lifted by my neck and stabbed through the chest is lore accurate.

Pigs power is great don't @ me broski

I laughed so hard I cried.

"Is the killer broken? - Twins"

Legion is wrong.

I was about to identify my killer, but this post slayed me before I loaded in.

I love how it’s automatically wraith if you don’t see him

>Is the killer a thin boy?

The Clown part is the most based thing I’ve seen on this sub in years, and I will stand by that fact.

That's funny, but tbh i've seen more DC's against pinhead since his release than on nurse since i started playing the game.

Pig does not have a useless power she went silent once and snuck up behind me and I shit myself. Haven’t played since

Alternative: do you hear humming? -- Is it female -- (yes) -- Huntress / (No) -- Deathslinger

I feel like "is the killer hot?" Doesn't quite narrow it down.

That Demo comment hit hard.

actually it's spelled Rubik's Cube (but seriously tho this is hilarious)

Did you lose all will to live? It could be anyone.

Pig's power is not useless, it's just not as strong as other killers powers.

Twins are broken? Okay 🤡🤡

I love this

The Trickster should be under - is the killer sexy?

I play as a nurse and this is correct.... Just tryna get a damn trophy people 😅🤣

Artist and clown made me laugh

The Oni one got me

I died at Yeehaw 🤣🤣

The twins are broken? How so?

Clown and artist may be a bit off but I can agree to an extent for most

Imma send this to my friend when he plays dbd for the first time when it's free

The artist.

Twins is kinda crazy overpowered in good hands

Last question is wrong, should be like "is the killer Yun Jin Lee?" - yes - artist

Idky I only JUST realised legion are Canadian

i’m a spirit main but i’m currently starting to main nurse and i feel the disconnect thing so hard. i had atleast one person leave every game i played as her last night lmao

I really appreciate the Clown bit ^

Im glad im not the only one that thinks that artist is hot

"Is the killer hot? - The Artist"

I mean the sexiest characters to me are Plague and Ghostface 🌚

Hey! My power isn't useless!!

"Do you see the killer?"

This isn't how flowcharts work

Accurate AF

The obsession one was pretty reliable if u knew nobody was running decisive in lower ranks... now theres always an obsession

Is the obsession an underaged character oml you did not. Also skinny Canadian boys

Wait, Legions Canadian?

I don’t know if you guys know this, but the tip screen just straight up tells you who you are going against.

Was helpful at first then…

BUT DEMOGORGON EXISTS. Do people genuinely think it's been removed??

demo...what now?

My dude, it's a shitpost.