I feel for me itโs more like having a spare key that you give out once someone is super close. Though that analogy in general falls apart when you talk about sex as well as sexual attraction.
My doors are revolving doors but are locked most of the time. And the guy who's supposed to unlock them lost the key and is currently changing the lock.
I guess I'm one of those hidden doors from cartoons that looks like a wall but then you unlock it and it spins you around a bunch before finally shoving you into the other room like in those episodes of Scooby Doo with the haunted mansion
My door is actually a large Mythologically Fortified Zoological Park Entrance Gate surrounded by vegetation and guarded by a multitude of wildlife from all around our planetary habitation who seem to possess a knack for repelling anyone who draws nearer to the aforementioned gate.
I'm old enough I don't really care for lock and key metaphors for my demisexuality. I'm done romanticizing my capacity for love, and I believe there are any number of people out there who would be "good enough".
In my case, the door is an indestructible glass sliding door, there are several keys, but they've all been misplaced, and I myself am starting to believe the keys never existed.
To gain the key that you seek solve my riddle in a week.
To get the Key of treasure Me
And by week, I mean 6 months minimum
Speak friend and enter
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Mellon
Mellon โ
This is the best comment
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how would we do gray ace, the door is unlocked but itโs very heavy or the door locks on it own at random times
No It would be door is locked from the inside
Needs two keys to open like a nuclear submarine.
Door has a control with low battery. You gotta do that thing where you hold it at weird angles, maybe smack it a bit.
It's a wall you can climb over with grace.
Demisexual: only a few people have the key; they had to run a gauntlet to get it
Don't lose that key either a replacement is super expensive
I lost the key :(
The only key as far as I know has been entrusted but the door remains unentered. ๐ซ
Alternatively the door for demisexual is guarded by a bouncer wearing shades (but itโs night time).
Yes, nightclub ๐๐๐
Maybe a Troll called Detritus, instead.
Ooo yes, that's an interesting idea! If you ain't on the list, you don't get in!
The one I saw for asexual is "door is actually a wall and you're sitting on the floor eating cake."
It's kinda sweet to think my bf and I had each other's key
Kinda sweet?! Utterly fantastically sweet
No one has my key๐ญ I've seem to have lost it
Thereโs a key for every hole. Whereโs the key? No one knows, thatโs the fun.
asexual: door is actually an ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.๐๐๐
My door opens, but no one has visited in awhile.
bisexual is all inclusive, there is no door. just a hole in the wall.
Isnโt bi technically more narrow then pan? I feel like pan would be the hole in the wall right? I donโt know that always confused me
Ok, what about hydrosexual? Or trysexual?
Door is wet
All aces are Wiley Coyote, got it.
What if you're a demisexual pansexual though? :}
Imma guess the revolving door canโt stop revolving with you in it until someone stops it with the right key, just my thought on it as Iโm the same
I feel for me itโs more like having a spare key that you give out once someone is super close. Though that analogy in general falls apart when you talk about sex as well as sexual attraction.
A yes the meme that helped me realize that I'm Demisexual...
Gray sexual a handful of keys are seemingly dispersed at random intervals. Some work, some donโt.
"Real Fake DOOOOORS"
OMG YASSS REAL FAKE DOORS!!
Part 2
Demi and ace aren't quite right. Demi doesn't mean only one person and ace doesn't mean absolutely no
I thought demi only means the person you're in a relationship with...what does it really mean?
I guess Iโm a revolving door but you need a retina scan to get in.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ yep
How many times I have seen this one? ๐
Greysexual: door is actually a wall, but sometimes you leave the window open
My doors are revolving doors but are locked most of the time. And the guy who's supposed to unlock them lost the key and is currently changing the lock.
I guess I'm one of those hidden doors from cartoons that looks like a wall but then you unlock it and it spins you around a bunch before finally shoving you into the other room like in those episodes of Scooby Doo with the haunted mansion
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My door is actually a large Mythologically Fortified Zoological Park Entrance Gate surrounded by vegetation and guarded by a multitude of wildlife from all around our planetary habitation who seem to possess a knack for repelling anyone who draws nearer to the aforementioned gate.
Yeah, agreed. Seems about right.
I'm old enough I don't really care for lock and key metaphors for my demisexuality. I'm done romanticizing my capacity for love, and I believe there are any number of people out there who would be "good enough".
In my case, the door is an indestructible glass sliding door, there are several keys, but they've all been misplaced, and I myself am starting to believe the keys never existed.