If we play not to lose in the 3rd quarter we will fucking lose. Ive seen that movie before. It always ends the same way. GO OUT THERE AND FUCKING STEP ON THE FUCKING GAS PEDAL AND SCORE A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN. LET STAFFORD STAFFORD FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half
Why don’t you punish the QB for putting the ball and receiver in a place where he’s defenseless? Stupid fucking rule and call and I’m not even a Lions fan.
I think Patricia was going to call a TO anyway because of the way the eagles defense was lined up so why not use a challenge and see if he can get a penalty?
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Lmao people saying that pass interference was a bad call... are you watching the same game? Coleman got beat and held him. It was a good play though, stopped a potential TD.
If we’re gonna call those last two plays personal fouls, we just need to cancel the NFL. If plays like those are “too dangerous” than the whole game is. Fuck this shit.
We will lose this game if we play like we did and they don’t shoot them selves in the foot. We better be making some serious adjustments on defense and find a way to get pressure. They are down several oline players and we can’t do shit
This is the same team that was down 17 points against Washington due to self inflicted woes and came back to win 32-27. We better be making adjustments
I hate the announcer opposite of Chris he gets a hard on every time anything good happens for the eagles and acts like you killed his dog when they fumble or get a flag
My internet is absolute trash today, can't stream the game, but now I'm listening to Dan on the radio for the first time in a year or two - and honestly? This guy conveys such energy and excitement, I don't even care I can't watch the game. It makes the experience so much better.
Overreacting after 1 drive. Never change,
Alright, fuck the Eagles, fuck the city of Philadelphia, Robocop would blow Rocky's brains out, coneys > cheesesteaks... let's shit on these idiots.
i never doubted agnew, not one bit.
Just when i think things cant get any worse Jamal, you do something like this...........AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!!
What the fuck? Throw the flag on shit like that. I don't care that its our team.
Eagles wanted a fumble called............But if he had possession then its a touchdown you fucking idiots LOL
I fucking hate the packers. My boyfriend is taking over my tv and watching them instead of the lions. I think it’s time I end it...
Delete this, bury his body in the back yard, never talk about this again.
Why in God’s name would you date a packers fan?
While I appreciate your dedication, you weren't supposed to take FTP quite so literally.
Eagles: "Here, have a blowout win on us."
If we play not to lose in the 3rd quarter we will fucking lose. Ive seen that movie before. It always ends the same way. GO OUT THERE AND FUCKING STEP ON THE FUCKING GAS PEDAL AND SCORE A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN. LET STAFFORD STAFFORD FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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That is a pretty big no call right there. Weird being on the other side of that.
Eagles fans are brutal lol
Sorry about what I said earlier Agnew
Agnew I'm sorry for what I said last week
Hock deserved that TD. The out of bounds call was soft at best. That TD dive was damn sexy though!
And Dahl gets the spike. God, this feels like an actual TEAM.
PRATERS DICK IS BACK TO FULL LENGTH
We are up two scores in the first half. Turn those gray arrows orange you blue fucks!!
Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half Please don't be like the Cardinals 2nd half
The shortest penalty in history.
GIVE ME YOUR BOOS PHILADELPHIA
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That may be the single worst missed call I’ve ever seen in a lions game for either side.
We made the mistake of trying to tackle someone who had the football. Lions aren't allowed to do that.
I hate everything. The refs, the commentators, everything
Also that's the ABSOLUTE WORST no call on facemask I've ever seen.
Someone should lose their job for that. It was incredible unsafe
Why don’t you punish the QB for putting the ball and receiver in a place where he’s defenseless? Stupid fucking rule and call and I’m not even a Lions fan.
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HOLY FUCK AGNEW, YOU WENT AND TOTALLY REDEEMED YOURSELF
Let's go agnew!!!!!!
LISTEN TO THEM BOO!!!! It sounds like angels singing from here in Michigan!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!
Shades of JBC on that screen
I think Patricia was going to call a TO anyway because of the way the eagles defense was lined up so why not use a challenge and see if he can get a penalty?
That’s a fucking TD
Lol this anouncer holy shit
That was the first kickoff return for a TD this season in the NFL
Guys relax they have probably a top 3 offensive line
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17 points on the board by the time Stafford takes the field. Lol
Lions ball to start the 2nd???
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Refs can eat a huge fucking dick
TFW fox preshow talks about the cheesefuckers, vikings, and eagles, and doesn't say a word about us.
It's okay we have hall of fame kick returner Jamal Agnew going back out there
This thread is hot garbage. Hold it together folks.
Lmao people saying that pass interference was a bad call... are you watching the same game? Coleman got beat and held him. It was a good play though, stopped a potential TD.
It was holding, not pass interference. Ball wasn’t out yet till nearly 4 seconds later. Should have been 5 yards.
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This drive is exactly what our D needed
I swear to god i’m naming my daughter Kerryon Johnson
She’s already 4 so that’s impressive
That’s absolutely a face mask but now other teams feel us getting screwed
Nelson Agholor is my favorite Detroit Lion
Keep your feet on their throats, boys
Foot in their stupid fucking throat. Choke these fucking birds, don't let up. Don't stop. Don't give up. Keep pressing. Finish strong.
SOL would've allowed the Eagles to drive down the field and score a TD right back
You just have to laugh because now we’ll be in a nail biter when we literally were gifted field position
Better pick that flag up. Wasn't in the lions
If we’re gonna call those last two plays personal fouls, we just need to cancel the NFL. If plays like those are “too dangerous” than the whole game is. Fuck this shit.
UNDEFEATED SUCK IT
oh my fucking god thank god its over
Boys boys boys, calm down there's 4 quarters of football.. let it riiiiideee
Aaron Rodgers spends all his time with his insurance agent because his family doesn't love him
"For the first time from any team we'll see a punt"
That's the first play I've hated this season: a weak-side screen on 2nd and 15. Bleh.
I want a Martin vs Prater dick measuring contest
Lions: give us your balls
What an incredible start. I did not expect that today.
I'll take a 10 point lead going into the half. Points off turnovers always good.
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET A MOTHERFUCKING PASS RUSH
God damn Snacks is thicc.
That fan is going to have a heart attack.
Is it just me, or do the Eagles have the most hysterically angry fans?
philly fans are how we all are in the game thread but irl
WTF HOW IS THAT ROUGH HE ROLLED INTO HIM???? WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO?
Eagles cant drive the ball so the refs are doing it for them
Okay, so someone tell me how long you have to wait for a player to catch the ball before you can tackle him.
Announcers high key need to shut the fuck up
None of these games have been anything to be proud of... that being said, UNDEFEATED BABY
Literally not a word about lions during the pregame. Keep sleepin...
KERYYON "MOTHERFUCKING SUPERMAN" JOHNSON EVERYONE!!!!
GET DAHL’D
Know what's cool about Joe Louis?
So glad we can talk about Bill Belichick in an eagles vs lions game
We got away with murder on Sanders Jesus
We will lose this game if we play like we did and they don’t shoot them selves in the foot. We better be making some serious adjustments on defense and find a way to get pressure. They are down several oline players and we can’t do shit
Can someone explain the allure of "The Masked Singer" to me?
TWIST. THE. KNIFE.
Any Lions highlights guys? Nah, we're going to show the Eagles lowlights instead...
Lmao bad timing for this Harbaugh commercial. Idt any Michigan fans wanna see that.
I hate all the negativity in here. We’re up 10 on the road
Yes, nevermind updates on Slay, let's talk about the fucking guys holding the fucking canopies on the fucking sideline.
am i wrong for considering this game basically tied rn?
Game Thread: ZOMG THE SKY IS FALLING, LIONS LOSE OMG SOL!!!!!!
THIS is the play you want to challenge, not the ticky tack DPI
Yes! Boo your team you shitlords!
What the hell is davis supposed to do there???? Wait for paroles to make a move? Ridiculous call.
I SWEAR TO GOD if Patricia and Bevell don't learn a lesson from that pussy ass conservative play calling im gonna die this season from heart pressure
Next week I will pass out Blood pressure pills with the Kool Aid.
Hey Jamal let’s talk things out baby. I said some things. I wasn’t in my right mind.
I will never ever buy State Farm insurance.
Both D-Line's are getting dominated at the LOS.
KJ’s athleticism is insane. LFG
KERRYON AIRLINES
So...at what point would my phone have to withstand having lettuce thrown at it?
stafford i love you man but dont block too hard lol
Lucky he didn’t break his neck. Damn.
Making it a two possession game is smart you nerds.
Happy to see Patricia much more mobile.
Sources confirm that Patricia is not injured and is just keeping his pimp hand strong.
Terry Bradshaw is fucking losing it.
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Rodgers and Brady would've got that call
Darren Sproles is pretty ballsy for a 61 year old
First down play calling waaaaaay too predictable. Great play calling the first few drives, nothing since then
How is that not a touchdown how long does he have to hold it?
Can I take back all my shit talk earlier about the dline? Because that was huge!
"Hello is it me you're looking for"-Detroit Lions Defense
Buy a Honda or you will kill this man
I like bevell but that 2nd and seven call was terrible
Classic refs picking up flags
That's such BS, I hate legal pick calls
This is why you don’t run - run - pass - punt when only up 10 with basically a whole quarter left
“How in the world did he make that catch?” It’s called OPI, Thom.
holy fuck we are lucky
UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!!!
How did we win?
This game got my heart beating like crazy for the last 10 minutes or so.
Us and the Bills undefeated through 3, who woulda thought
I wanna see a TD from Hock today
One drive and all the slappys are shitting all over our team. GTFO or STFU
Well I was wrong as fuck about Agnew! Yay!
Aren't all his kick off/punt returns for TDs on the ROAD, in BLUE pants? Hmmm.
That ref running down the sideline with Agnew is fast as fuck!
CAN I GO ONE SUNDAY WITHOUT SEEING A-A-RON?
KJ short yardage = Success
Like I know it helps us but refs are you fucking blind how do you miss that face mask honestly
Lol Killebrew straight up killed a guy and no flag
Should’ve been a face mask then a delay of game
Oh, the eagles are a second half team you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is the same team that was down 17 points against Washington due to self inflicted woes and came back to win 32-27. We better be making adjustments
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I hate the announcer opposite of Chris he gets a hard on every time anything good happens for the eagles and acts like you killed his dog when they fumble or get a flag
These announcers are actually horrible. They got phillys cock so far down their throat its coming out of their ass
Billion dollar football league that cant afford benches with roofs for shade
Did I just see a white fullback with a jerry curl hurdle a db?
That’s TD
Leading by 10 in the 4th? Who are these people and what have they done with our Lions?
Philly fan going ape shit was everything I needed and more
Patricia's defense would be absolutely ridiculous if we could get a bonafide pass rusher
No way that is the softest shit
For fucks sake all these rules and that’s allowed 😂
STOP FUCKING RUNNING UP THE MIDDLE
Now you force staff to make a tough throw on 3rd and long. what even is the point. do some play action or something
Commentator on 4th down play: "This play is for all intents and purposes the game"
Bailed out by the zebras???????
Still undefeated
Now we just need the Chiefs to fuck up as bad as the Chargers and the Eagles. Third time's a charm!
Fucking Lions sucking me in AGAIN
I saw blue pants! I saw blue pants!
Wow, for once it's not the Lions being booed off the field
After the mistakes I'll take a FG.
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I’M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. I LOVE YOU
We knew they were going to come out swinging.
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Zombie land double tap....might be good
This drive is giving the d tons of time to rest
I like letting it go to the second quarter. More time for the defense to rest.
KJ says fuck your flags
OFFENSIVE LINE
Watching this team is genuinely exciting
I guess the refs aren’t calling offense holding this game.
Holy shit! They still call OPI???
Are there more commercials than usual this afternoon or am I just imagining things?
Apparently you need to actually kill them for a facemask now.
Should definitely be a fumble. Tucked it in, turned to make a guy miss and fumbled it.
dude caught it and began moving down the field
Eagles fan here. I wanna die.
We should be crushing them. Fuck Wentz is all I can say motherfucker stopped 2 defensive TDs
imagine being up two scores and being pissy about it
My internet is absolute trash today, can't stream the game, but now I'm listening to Dan on the radio for the first time in a year or two - and honestly? This guy conveys such energy and excitement, I don't even care I can't watch the game. It makes the experience so much better.
COVERAGE SACK
Lions are winning because the eagles already got their W for the day
the pass rush has been lackluster but 2 FFs and 10 points allowed is nothing to scoff at
I’m going to go see how they’re reacting in the eagles game thread, hold my beer
honestly fuck eagles fans lol, hope we crush them 48-10 here on out.
Can we please stop a 3rd down this time? Please?!
How do I get the "hold shade over the players bench" job?
4.5 point underdogs, up 10 in the fourth, good fucking shit
Where was the offsides????? Gifted the eagles 15 yards