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I have a non electric one and they are relatively soft. I have a very anxious dog and he doesn’t mind that I use it. He’ll freak out when I sneeze but the paw cleaner is ok lol
My girls find ways to get clay in places it just doesn’t want to come out of. I’d try that just for a “challenge accepted” opportunity to clean their paws. They have a 20 second tolerance, so it might be worth my effort.
I mean those bristles probably aren’t as hard as they look. I’m willing to bet there are at least some guys who could maybe finish with this but I doubt I am one of them.
They work really well, but you'll still want a towel to dry off their paws after. You put water in them when you use it and it does a good job of removing the dirt/mud between their toes.
This is so dystopian to me. Peak consumerism. Why do you need a $34.99 device to clean your dogs feet? Why do any of us need a $34.99 device to clean out dogs feet?
These are great, my family got one. My son has offered to clean the dogs paws every night for the last couple of months, he says it works great and gets the job done quick. Sometimes it leaves a weird, coppery smell on the dogs paws which I think just means my son didn’t wash it out after cleaning the dogs paws, but other than that it seems to work really well.
I probably would have about as much luck getting my dog to willingly put his paw in there as I would getting him to put his nose in the vacuum cleaner.
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Mom: “where’d the paw cleaner go?”
I’m cleaning my room
👁👄👁💧
Are those pointy things soft?
Is your dog into
I have a non electric one and they are relatively soft. I have a very anxious dog and he doesn’t mind that I use it. He’ll freak out when I sneeze but the paw cleaner is ok lol
My dog would freak if I tried to put his foot in that.
You use it on his dick first to get him to warm up to the device
My girls find ways to get clay in places it just doesn’t want to come out of. I’d try that just for a “challenge accepted” opportunity to clean their paws. They have a 20 second tolerance, so it might be worth my effort.
Put...put your dick in it.
Do it do it
Challange accepted, yea.. it ripped my dick off.
A pawcket pussy!
The new doggy style
DoPutYourDickInThat
Looked just to be sure someone posted this.
Fleshlight with teeth
Comes in 3 different colors
I came here knowing in my heart of hearts this was said and I still was not disappointed, here lad take my upvote
“Morty you dirty little doggy”
A ahmmmmm mmmm for science.
Redddddd rocket
Had to make sure someone said this.
The dog or the paw cleaner? Hopefully neither!
For cleaning purpose of course!!!
I knew this was going to be the top comment. Lol.
Classic
Or the dogs dick, whichever.
Put 2 dicks in it
The human who has five legs.
I can confirm. Hits different
Just make sure you dial 91 and be ready to dial another 1 just in case
Yes, you must.
First comment!
Now we understand why the dogs refuse to use the machine.
It wouldn’t be weird if you got the pink one. So lifelike.
PATRICK DONT
Someone had to say it.
Obviously
Literally made me bark laugh. Excellent wording.
Reminds me of the episode from BJ Novak’s new show:
I have absolutely no doubt that somewhere on this planet, someone most definitely has, without doubt, put their dick in it.
For science!
Only because you asked so nervously.
ngl i wish i had a dick just so i could try this
your dogs name is richard???
I mean those bristles probably aren’t as hard as they look. I’m willing to bet there are at least some guys who could maybe finish with this but I doubt I am one of them.
I'm just here for all the comments about fucking this gadget.
Where’d you buy this? Asking for a friend…
I’m also asking, but for me.
For...man's best friend?
I mean, there's so many pet supply websites, though. Which one? Which one did he buy them on?
It's only a few inches deep. A friend told me.
What lubricants does it use for the… paws?
Where can I get one for small dogs? Asking for my small dog, of course.
Does it actually work? I think my wife has one of these but she still uses a towel every time the dog comes in from the rain...
They work really well, but you'll still want a towel to dry off their paws after. You put water in them when you use it and it does a good job of removing the dirt/mud between their toes.
I have one exactly like this except it isn’t electrical, works like a charm and my dog is super calm
We have the “manual” version of this (lol) and it’s pretty amazing, works very well and our dogs don’t mind it too much.
Works super well if you're dog allows his feet to be dipped!
Apparently they are great for actual muddy paws. Rather then wet wipes or needing like 4 full bath towels to wipe off all the mud.
$34.99 if anyone is curious.
Cheaper than a Fleshlight, that's for sure.
This is so dystopian to me. Peak consumerism. Why do you need a $34.99 device to clean your dogs feet? Why do any of us need a $34.99 device to clean out dogs feet?
Yeah, the "massager" part gives it away.
Alright, how much fellas?
Probably about 3 minutes
https://www.chewy.com/dogness-automatic-cat-dog-pet-paw/dp/354952
Around 6 inches
35 freedom eagles
Red rocket, red rocket!
HA! You made beer come out of my nose!
Welp..unzips pants
Here, I'll help out.
I just came here to say you should fuck that thing.
“I swear, it’s for the dog!” is not quite the explanation you want it to be…
“you dont have a dog” 😐
Where Can i get one i dont have a dog but still
Unlike a toaster, it appears that only one person can fuck it. Still, good gift!
Excuse me?
soooooooooooooooo
Does it come in chihuahua? Asking for a friend.
It's like a Fleshlight for dog paws.
Pawcket Pussy.
*Fetchlight
Yes… for dog paws.
This is the sex toy equivalent to Vans importing their shoes with a thin layer of fuzz on the bottom so they can pass as slippers.
How long is that? Would a medium to average size banana fit into it? Am looking for a banana cleaner.
I hate having a dirty banana. A clean banana is a happy banana.
Medium to average huh? Wink wink
Oh no...
Sure it’s for the dogs, absolutely, you bet.
Lmaooo there's maaaaybe 2 comments on this post that don't involve dicks
How many people put their wiener in there?
Before he bought it, or after? Or do you mean at once?
Be honest OP, you’re totally sticking your dick in that.
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Sir? Sir!
It took me forever to find this comment. Sweats profusely…
Dogs already don't like their paws being touched. They are going to hate this.
Just do it and report back.
These are great, my family got one. My son has offered to clean the dogs paws every night for the last couple of months, he says it works great and gets the job done quick. Sometimes it leaves a weird, coppery smell on the dogs paws which I think just means my son didn’t wash it out after cleaning the dogs paws, but other than that it seems to work really well.
mildlypocketpussy
subsifallfor
Let's hope your dogs stay off Reddit until then otherwise you've ruined the surprise.
I've got one of those. I don't have a dog.
The forbidden fleshlight
Does it come with a suction setting? Asking for a friend.
You got a shop vac?
"Electric dog paw cleaner" *wink wink
Never gonna hear "doggie style" the same.
putyourdickinthat
Go ahead, stick your dick into
Yeah.. "for your dogs".... Right.
So, why don't you just tell us how it feels already? No one here believes you havn't tried.
dontputyourdickinthat
PutYourDickInThat
putYourDickInIt
d o n t
God forgive me for what I'm about to do
dontputyourdickinthat
Why does everyone else’s first thought go to “sex toy” ?
We're just horny bastards.
Suprised your fourth thought wasn't "hand firebox test from Dune"
“Lord, forgive me what I’m about to do.”
Are you thinking what I am thinking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I fixed the packaging:
I probably would have about as much luck getting my dog to willingly put his paw in there as I would getting him to put his nose in the vacuum cleaner.
dontputyourdickinthat
Right, your “dog”
I'd fuck it
Yep electric “paw cleaner.” What ever you have to tell your self, we won’t judge (much).
Off to horny jail for the lot of you! Bonks all around!
Come with. You might have fun
Bunch of hound dogs in this post.
Also cleans your toothbrushes and dick.
LPT - clean your dick with a toothbrush and then you only have to use it on the toothbrush.
Oh boy are they going to be terrified of that thing!
My mind needs to be washed
Get the lube!
Mhmmm…
What’d you name her?
Have you found any other use for it yet?
Wow, they’ve really gone far with this whole “discrete packaging” thing.
So umm.. hmm.. c- can i get a turn?
I have a manual one. I have to rotate by hand.
Yea, so how was it?
Who's dog is going to use this? They'll be back to using their tongue in no time. Lol
What's that japanese flashlight brand called again lol
Where can I get one? Asking for a friend's dog.
slowly unzips
Don't put your dick that
Where can you buy that? Asking for a bitch I know.
Thought for sure this was
Ruh roh!!!
dontputyourdickinthat
Anything is a s*x toy if you’re brave enough
I identify as a dog now
Pretty much Christmas squidz game
...Lord forgive me for what I'm boutta do
dontputyourdickinthat
The amount of first world in this 1 picture
R/putyourdickinthat
Of course for dog paws, what else?
Sir Sir!!!
Dang we all such a pervets
lmao wouldnt it be funny if I just hehe, OH SHIT MY DICK, HELPPP
yes a "paw cleaner"
Was thinking the same.. hope he doesn’t have a teenage boy..
Do it for science.
I could use that
yes yes iam a dog
I'm not an native English speaker. Had to translate what "paw" is because i thought is some synonim of dong by what i saw on the image.
I can tell you right now, they are going to hate it, and soon they will hide when they hear the sound.
Honest doc, I tripped and my dick fell into it. It was a one in a million fluke.
Now post a video of it being used...
ahhh, finally something I can use to easily clean my bananas and cucumbers!
dontputyourdickinthat
Where can I get one?
Forbidden fruuiiiiiiiiiit
Ahhh, the dreaded Dick Pit of Sarlacc!
😏
Lighting up the runway with something from my personal collection...
Now I got to buy a damn dog......
Looks like we can get a group-buy going.
dontputyourdickinthat
dontstickyourdickinthat
Um where can I order this? For my dog of course. He’s been a goood boy!
I assume this is fine for cats, too.
May I ask where one can obtain this wonderful device.
dont think thats for paws...
My dogs WILL NOT let me put their foot in the regular one let alone one that is making a mechanical sound.
Have fun
And in yet another round of “Pet Toy or Sex Toy?” we have this…
How to terrify your dog 101