FWIW this is probably also a perspective issue. It's kinda like how the statue of David's head is actually a bit larger in proportion- designed that way to offset the perspective of being viewed from below.
I was standing in line at Target a few years back. There was a lady in front of me with her 3-4 year old son, who spun around like he was going to give his mom a hug, except his face ended up buried in her crotch.
I remember VIVIDLY when I was in 1st grade everyone was telling stories about their parents and what they don’t like about them or some crap like that. It was my turn and I had nothing to say so I just said the most random shit ever. I basically said my dad goes to the restroom and doesn’t wash his hands afterwords. Then that day my dad picked me up from school and I guess the teacher told him and he was so pissed at me, then we got to my grandmas house and my uncle kind of laughed it off, I was so confused as to how I should react lol. Good stuff
I nannied years ago and the little girl who was 4ish at the time came barging into my bathroom once as I was buck naked getting into the shower. She stopped when she saw me and said “hey! my mom has feathers too!”
🥹🥹🥹 Oh wow that’s so so kind of you to say, really. Thank you for seeing something like that in his art lol, having a rough day and this made me smile :)
For father's day at school my brother's class did drawings of their dads and answered various questions like "my dad likes to.... My brother answered it as "My dad likes to sing in the shower" and drew a very detailed full frontal image of our dad.
My 4 year old walked in my room last night and took my blankets off me and started laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she says "mama, your 'gina has hairs on it!" While she's laughing hysterically. These kids are something else 🤦
My favorite part is that this is marked NSFW as if any adult human is going to look at these drawings and immediately think another adult human drew them
When I was like 6 I gave my dad a birthday card and inside of it I drew pictures of us camping, me stealing his swim trunks, and him naked and chasing me with his dick flopping all around. I don’t necessarily remember if that actually happened but I vividly remember his reaction to the card.
That’s funny, I said to my husband “That’s actually a remarkably good drawing for a four year old, I bet he ends up being quite artistic”. I’m so glad he did!
I'm impressed your 4-year-old draws accurately enough to have your post marked nsfw! At that age, my kids could only manage a bunch of scribbles and tell us "this is mommy naked"
LOL aww I think your kiddos interpretive art of mommy sounds great too 😆😆😆 I’m also an artist myself so he’s always been drawing and painting and watching momma. Not that I draw nudes though lol.
Mine added a penis to everyone, even her mom. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't made at her preschool and she loudly explained that it was, in fact, a penis
That's hilarious. We have some portraits our youngest did of us all at about that age and though of a very similar ability, you can tell immediately who is who.
Hilarious stuff! But I disagree, this is a natural thing for a 4 year old to wonder and think about those things. In Scandinavia we have a different perspective on nudity. My kid (1 grade) has school gym class every week and they all shower together as a class. This is the norm all the way though school, college and in general for all sports or fitness.
For a 4 year old he’s perspective is pretty good. A future artist. Keep it and bring it out when he gets a new girlfriend. With the baby pictures of course. Let the years of therapy begin lol!
Aw thank you! He drew this when he was 4, he’s almost 12 now, I’ve kept it for eight years folded secretly in his baby book for safe keeping. I absolutely have to whip it out when he has a GF, it’s what I deserve 😆🤍
I am no expert, but you might want to think of having that right breast looked at by someone who is. Please know that I mean no disrespect and only have your health in mind.
We don't go out of our way to hide our naked adult bodies from our kids, and they (9 and 5) are not shy with us either. We don't make a big point of the nudity either (okay, maybe some butt jokes). I suspect it will change as the kids age, but so far we're staying the course.
I’m a public librarian and one of my favorite moments was when this boy, about 4, was sitting at a table coloring with some other kids while his mom was at the other end of the room. The kids were chatting about something or other and suddenly the boy starts loudly and repeatedly telling them, “MY MOM HAS A VAGINA! MY MOM HAS A VAGINA!”
My buddy's kid drew his wife once and she was all slumped over and had a cigarette hanging from her mouth. He thought it was hilarious, she quit smoking soon after.
I distinctly remember being around that age when I pointed to my mom right after she got out of the shower and asked "Do girl's dicks become boy's dicks?"
Hey OP, you don't necessarily need to stop changing in front of your son. I have a kid his age and my wife and I decided that we wouldn't hide our bodies from him.
When I was about 4 my mom showered with me at a camp ground... I saw a string on her thigh and pulled while announcing, "Mommy, there's a string on your leg you missed rinsing off!" And that's when she knew I was too old.
I don't think you should ever stop dressing on and off in front of your kid. You're only helping with sexualizing the naked body, by making it a nono look area. I am thankful that my family went to the public swimming pool once every week so I could look and compare myself to realistic naked bodies and no, not in a sexual way, but observing that I wasn't that different compared to others.
not gonna lie I have a deep seeded memory of doing this exact same thing to my poor mother. also thanks, now I have to find a drill big enough to remove the memory of my nude mother from my brain
You might want to put that black bar over your eyes so no one will recognize you. Those are remarkably realistic.
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Im 200 percent sure she went to my highschool.
I have a very artful drawing from my then 4 year old of myself in the shower farting. A lot of detail went into the rendering of the fart.
Oh we need to see that!
I am gonna need proof of this fart detailing
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Wavy fart lines or straight-out lines, like there's real force behind it?
Quite the little fartist
Sounds like a true work of fart
Currently nursing my baby to sleep and trying not to die laughing..
Sounds like a very gifted child.
You made me laugh!
Mother, Nude, a body composition study:
Hahaha! This will hang front in center in the Louvre one day.
I really like how the artist has captured the moment of modesty on the largest one with the mother covering her chest.
Why is this labeled nsfw? It's art for God's sake!
Sorry but that’s clearly wide ruled. I’m going to have get an appraisal elsewhere.
The pubes are making this 10x funnier
FWIW this is probably also a perspective issue. It's kinda like how the statue of David's head is actually a bit larger in proportion- designed that way to offset the perspective of being viewed from below.
Roflmao that’s what really made me die inside. Hilarious, but also jfc 😅😂
pubes makes everything funnier
I like the T-Rex toes.
I accidentally walked in on my mom naked when I was a kid and she said I covered my eyes and shouted “I SAW YOUR BLACK THING”
I was standing in line at Target a few years back. There was a lady in front of me with her 3-4 year old son, who spun around like he was going to give his mom a hug, except his face ended up buried in her crotch.
When my friend’s little boy was 3, he went into the bathroom with her. He came back out and whispered in my ear “Mommy has 2 butts”
LMFAOOOO oh goodness. Aw haha, I’m sure that makes her (and probably you) absolutely cringe until this day.
I just burst out laughing. This is priceless!
I love that this is tagged NSFW, I definitely just opened it at work and have no regrets.
I don't know man:
I remember VIVIDLY when I was in 1st grade everyone was telling stories about their parents and what they don’t like about them or some crap like that. It was my turn and I had nothing to say so I just said the most random shit ever. I basically said my dad goes to the restroom and doesn’t wash his hands afterwords. Then that day my dad picked me up from school and I guess the teacher told him and he was so pissed at me, then we got to my grandmas house and my uncle kind of laughed it off, I was so confused as to how I should react lol. Good stuff
Oh my gosh hahahaha, I can’t believe the teacher snitched on you too 😆 This is such a funny story, thanks for sharing!
And now you know how satanic panic happened. They asked kids questions with the belief that kids don’t lie.
You dorito-shaped, girl? Cuz you be lookin like a snack
doritos, eh? so then is this considered cornographic?
Haha well..😏 I’m cheesy and my bones are crunchy too.
Have you considered growing more toes? You have only three on each foot
I’ve tried, I even tried to super glue two cheese doodles on each foot where the toes should be but they break every time. ;(
Found Craig's mom.
It's a magic, wonderous, gargantuan thicket of madness that saved all.
These unrealistic body expectations are getting out of hand. Triangle body, big boobs, thick pubes. What next?
Listen I didn’t know my seriously pointed edges and luxurious pubes would become the standard 😩😆
I nannied years ago and the little girl who was 4ish at the time came barging into my bathroom once as I was buck naked getting into the shower. She stopped when she saw me and said “hey! my mom has feathers too!”
Awww roflmao I’ve never heard them called feathers and that’s hilarious omg. Kids are so unintentionally hilarious haha.
gives a whole new meaning to stuffing the turkey.
Feathers omg that's so funny. Reminds me of my niece walked in on her dad and said he has a tail like a puppy but on the front
At least he always made you look happy. You must be a good Mom!
I thought that, too. Mom always has a smile. Very telling.
🥹🥹🥹 Oh wow that’s so so kind of you to say, really. Thank you for seeing something like that in his art lol, having a rough day and this made me smile :)
For father's day at school my brother's class did drawings of their dads and answered various questions like "my dad likes to.... My brother answered it as "My dad likes to sing in the shower" and drew a very detailed full frontal image of our dad.
congrats, op - you should be proud to be a mom with O's and not U's.
That’s a good perspective, I’ll take it! Lol
At first I thought this was some kind of anti- “mum” sentiment
And she's smiling in all of them, so that's a win!
Huh? Her mouth is a smiling U, not a shouting O.
V's would be worst
This is adorable.
Thank you for saying that so simply and kindly, precisely what I was thinking too :)
I love how you’re a triangle
Me too, out of all the shapes, we landed at triangle, love that lol.
My 4 year old walked in my room last night and took my blankets off me and started laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she says "mama, your 'gina has hairs on it!" While she's laughing hysterically. These kids are something else 🤦
My favorite part is that this is marked NSFW as if any adult human is going to look at these drawings and immediately think another adult human drew them
LMAO I wasn’t sure if the horizontal scribble bush was appropriate or not so I played it safe 😅
Yeah but what would people think if they looked over your shoulder at work and saw you looking at beaver shots drawn by a little kid?
Youre giving adult humans way too much credit.
When I was like 6 I gave my dad a birthday card and inside of it I drew pictures of us camping, me stealing his swim trunks, and him naked and chasing me with his dick flopping all around. I don’t necessarily remember if that actually happened but I vividly remember his reaction to the card.
LMAO good lord that's hilarious
I am not a beautician but I think you should do pedicure sometime soon and hydrate yourself well
Don’t shave you don’t want that level of detail drawn
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My son, wandering into the bathroom while I’m drying off from a shower: “Mom, you’re HAIRY!!!”
Someday this will all be yours.
it'll be the extra hirsute ladies he fancies
"One day, it'll happen to you..."
I'd like to think that this is exactly what Jack was drawing in Titanic.
https://youtu.be/ZqpGy59jUgU
damn. tell his mom I said hi
Ayo 👋🏽
My 5 year old announced to my parents that he was a grownup now because he slept naked like mommy does. I sleep in my underwear.
Aw thanks for the awards! I’m also happy that most of us can laugh at this hilariously innocent moment too.
That’s funny, I said to my husband “That’s actually a remarkably good drawing for a four year old, I bet he ends up being quite artistic”. I’m so glad he did!
Draw me like one of your French girls...
I'm impressed your 4-year-old draws accurately enough to have your post marked nsfw! At that age, my kids could only manage a bunch of scribbles and tell us "this is mommy naked"
LOL aww I think your kiddos interpretive art of mommy sounds great too 😆😆😆 I’m also an artist myself so he’s always been drawing and painting and watching momma. Not that I draw nudes though lol.
Mine added a penis to everyone, even her mom. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't made at her preschool and she loudly explained that it was, in fact, a penis
That's hilarious. We have some portraits our youngest did of us all at about that age and though of a very similar ability, you can tell immediately who is who.
But at least he drew you smiling.
Right? Like that’s the spirit I guess 😩🥲Lol. Ten years old?! That’s awkward for everyone at that point haha.
i showered with my mom for a long time.... maybe until i was 8 or so? but im a girl so maybe thats more accepted.
I hope he never breaks an arm
Glad he kept that triangle shape to indicate a female stick figure. Otherwise we never would have known…
Kids = zero filter. LOL
Must be one hell of a bush lol. Looks like they drew more downstairs than upstairs.
Perspective changes things. The kid is nearly eye level down there, but can't see on top of her head. Makes sense.
Lmao poor mom
stop sharing your nudes lol
hahaha this is probably one of the best posts ive ever seen on reddit. its just perfect hahaha.
Hahaha I’m happy this could make you laugh, thank you! Truly one of the funniest moments as a mom for me. Yup gotta lock those doors! 😆
You should send this to someone next time they ask for nudes
Hilarious stuff! But I disagree, this is a natural thing for a 4 year old to wonder and think about those things. In Scandinavia we have a different perspective on nudity. My kid (1 grade) has school gym class every week and they all shower together as a class. This is the norm all the way though school, college and in general for all sports or fitness.
Damn, this kiddo gonna be Da Vinci.
He is an artisté! Probably used that accent wrong but hey 😅
I misread that as Devito
For a 4 year old he’s perspective is pretty good. A future artist. Keep it and bring it out when he gets a new girlfriend. With the baby pictures of course. Let the years of therapy begin lol!
Aw thank you! He drew this when he was 4, he’s almost 12 now, I’ve kept it for eight years folded secretly in his baby book for safe keeping. I absolutely have to whip it out when he has a GF, it’s what I deserve 😆🤍
Need to cut your nails too.
Gonna schedule a pedicure ASAP.
At least he drew you smiling you should b proud!
Happy as a clam!
On the plus side, your tits are holding up alright
Well yeehaw! Lol.
Took me over 20 years to be able to properly draw the female form. He's on a noble path.
Lol wish I had learned this trick at 4.
I am no expert, but you might want to think of having that right breast looked at by someone who is. Please know that I mean no disrespect and only have your health in mind.
Nothing off brand about ya, I can't tell you and Beyonce apart
Hahaha, oh man I wish that were true, maybe like a billion dollar difference but I’ll take it anyway, thank you 😆🙂
Can you imagine some 4 year old in cave man times making these drawings on cave walls for future humans to discover and try to decipher 🤣
This would be the ULTIMATE end goal Lmao. The should be preserved in resin for future generations to gaze upon 😆
Haha this is great!
I find the triangle body alluring, ngl.
Thanks! It’s probably the best thing about me, my 180 degree bod.
My wife would die if this happened.
Hahaha I could imagine, it’s so mortifying but funny at the same time.
He drew you like one of those French girls.
My daughter drew my pubes in class once, too. Omg!!
And good for you , he drew O boobs instead of U boobs. lol
Right? At least there’s that I guess! Lol
Hes still going to be drawing this at 35 and have no idea why.
"Daddy has a pp, mommy has hair"
Username checks out. Looks like I’m looking at Beyonce ordered off of wish.com
Fucking hell, that’s amazing.
My moment was when my three year old started saying "hey mommy, nice boobs" every time I took my shirt off.
LMAO aww well at least they were giving you a compliment in any case haha.
My wife will not like this being shared but my 4yo upon seeing her in the shower started calling her vaj a "hairy drippy"
R.I.P. your inbox. My gawd
What's important is capturing that smile though!
My little boy had his last family shower when he exclaimed that Mommy had a hairy bottom. (He wasn't looking at her bottom).
We don't go out of our way to hide our naked adult bodies from our kids, and they (9 and 5) are not shy with us either. We don't make a big point of the nudity either (okay, maybe some butt jokes). I suspect it will change as the kids age, but so far we're staying the course.
I once told my kindergarten class "my mommy has a black vagina, and I have a white one!"
At least you look happy!
My 5yo son said as I dressed the other day ‘Mommy, your weewee is hairy’
3 digits. Dot eyes. But he got the tits and pubes. Kids got an eye.
Did you ever get your one big leg fixed?
You have weird hands and feet. Nice tits though
I’d be more worried about your feet than your overgrown front garden..
I’m a public librarian and one of my favorite moments was when this boy, about 4, was sitting at a table coloring with some other kids while his mom was at the other end of the room. The kids were chatting about something or other and suddenly the boy starts loudly and repeatedly telling them, “MY MOM HAS A VAGINA! MY MOM HAS A VAGINA!”
Either my 6 year old sister is bad af at drawing, or your 4 year old kid is an artistic genius
OMG! LAST shower I took with my son, he told me my boobs looked like torpedoes! ROFL No more showering together after that!
There's probably a 30 000 year old version of this on a cave wall somewhere.
‘Draw me like one of your French Mommies’
My buddy's kid drew his wife once and she was all slumped over and had a cigarette hanging from her mouth. He thought it was hilarious, she quit smoking soon after.
That’s one hot mom!
LOL thank you, there’s just something about those bloated toes and fingers I think 😆
I second that.
I distinctly remember being around that age when I pointed to my mom right after she got out of the shower and asked "Do girl's dicks become boy's dicks?"
LMAOOO. Oh jeez, I’m sorry that it’s burned in to your memory, but it’s a funny one from the outside to hear anyway haha. Valid question.
It turns out the answer is rarely
Hey OP, you don't necessarily need to stop changing in front of your son. I have a kid his age and my wife and I decided that we wouldn't hide our bodies from him.
We changed/change nude with our kids. Both young adult men now, not ashamed of their bodies or freaked out by anyone else’s.
That’s hilarious 😂
Dem feet tho.
Lmao at the small one with a visible bush still
Might want to get your hands and feet checked out.
Consistently 3 fingers.
You seem to be very happy
Aww everyone is so happy! 😊
Maybe he is drawing this at nursery / pre school too.
Oedipus, is that you?
When I was about 4 my mom showered with me at a camp ground... I saw a string on her thigh and pulled while announcing, "Mommy, there's a string on your leg you missed rinsing off!" And that's when she knew I was too old.
Haha!!! Don’t you just love kids. Yeah I won’t change in front of mine afraid they’ll do the same or tell their teachers something. Lol
Makes me think of cave drawings.
You look happy though
Nice tits ma'am
You should really clip your toe nails.
Also, don't skip leg day.
What cup size are your feet?
Did you ever have surgery to correct the club foot?
Untitled, Sigmund Freud, ink on paper, 1860
“When Hairy met Sally”
It's a face man wearing a head for a hat.
this made me laugh my ass off
Plot twist.
My parents knew when I cried because “ my mom and I didn’t have a tail like daddy” thank god I don’t remember this.
Draw me like one of your French Moms
i stopped when my little one pointed at my dick and said shame shame hahahahaha
I remember when I was young asking my mum why she had burnt cotton wool in between her legs!
I don't think you should ever stop dressing on and off in front of your kid. You're only helping with sexualizing the naked body, by making it a nono look area. I am thankful that my family went to the public swimming pool once every week so I could look and compare myself to realistic naked bodies and no, not in a sexual way, but observing that I wasn't that different compared to others.
I remember when my daughter saw her mom nude- her comment was "i want a rug like that!"
How horrific, you appear to be a normal human being under there. Time to perpetuate societal norms!
I'd be more concerned about getting your paws checked out.
I think you might need to see a chiropractor... ;)
You might want to check in with a doctor, your nose is missing.
Photos for reference?
She already posted her noods in the original post!
Nice try buckaroo 😆
not gonna lie I have a deep seeded memory of doing this exact same thing to my poor mother. also thanks, now I have to find a drill big enough to remove the memory of my nude mother from my brain
Deep-seated. Carry on.
You should frame this