Female accomplices almost always pull the helpless damsel card when they get caught up. It’s such bullshit. And they get lighter sentences a lot of times too!
This has been reposted a lot. In one of the previous ones it had a link to the dude in the video. This didn't happen in a week, it was over several months and it was a shared garage for the apartment complex.
Reminds me of that incident where they beat up & tried looting a grandpa. When the gramps started shooting, pop came the victim card... "Don't shoot... I'm pregnant!". Lol.
If I remember right, this was in Seattle, Fremont neighborhood. A friend of mine lived in the same building and they had routine break-ins, and people stealing their mailboxes and cars. This guy really enjoyed catching them in the act and giving a good scare.
A roommate once told me he was shopping for a home defense weapon and asked the gun dealer how to say "I have a gun" in Spanish in case he's ever robbed by someone who didn't speak English (the hope is the robber immediately flees instead of thinking he can rush him, forcing him to shoot which he didn't want to do unless he had to).
I have a shotgun that is solely for home defense. I know how to aim and shoot just about any gun, but the last place I lived and this one essentially have no interior doors (small apartments, current is a loft and the last place had a bedroom door that didn't quite catch). If someone has already made it into my home, I don't have the time delay of someone having to get through a second door before they can get to me. And I don't wanna have to be a dead shot. That gun makes a monstrous scary noise when you cock it and I don't have to know exactly where to aim. I just need to know which general direction to point it if the sound doesn't immediately make an intruder turn tail.
This guy is a beast, a bad-ass with no fear and I think I want him as my neighbor…the only thing holding me back from saying I definitely want him as my neighbor is fear of making him angry lol!
I saw a series of these videos on YouTube by the guy defending his property. Apparently there had been multiple attempts to steal his bikes so he set-up cams to get footage. He had 3 or 4 incidents that I saw where he chased them outside and pulled his weapon on them.
I can't see if this has been posted, so sorry for the double post, but here's this hero's YouTube channel where he posted the footage from his Ring for everyone to see.
I'll never forget my friend who walked out on his car getting stolen, was holding a drink, and lobbed it at the car. The people who stole his car had the audacity to hop out and try to fight him for throwing something at their car.
The girl screaming from the car in the last clip is hopefully reevaluating who she spends time around. “I didn’t do anything!” Sure not technically but you are in the car on the scene of what most consider a fairly non trivial crime in progress. Choose your friends wisely.
My head cannon says this always happens on laundry day so he has no choice but to wear them while he waits for the underwear to finish its drying cycle
Amazing, I have to say I'm not sure I would have the same restraint this guy had especially if it kept happening. I wouldn't shoot if they are unarmed but someone's getting a baseball bat off the skull to send a message. "awwww yeah"
A baseball bat to the skull would just aslo kill them lol. If you're going for non-lethal, you would need to hit them somewhere else, othewise you couldnt swing very hard or they'd just die still.
You are the most patient man I know. I would have definitely had to have did a triple take to make sure no one was looking before I would have made a big mistake
I'm from Canada and I have to ask, is crime really this bad there because where I live we still don't lock our doors. (We live 10 mins outside of a small city)
That bitch really had the nerve to cry, "I didn't do anything 😭" You are literally the fucking getaway driver and an accomplice to all their illegal activity.
The biggest crooks and most selfish thieves cry like little babies when they get caught. Immature Juvenile Vile Humans. And these are the Instagram People. These are the TikTokers. Just "regular folks" that have 0 morals.
My aunt used to live in Seattle proper and got woken up one night by the police knocking on her door because people had wheeled her Honda Civic (of course) into the road and were in the middle of stripping it when they got noticed and took off. She said they even took things like the arm rest.
Except, not one second of this is funny. None of you would be laughing if this happened to you. It would really suck to have to stay up all the damn time worried some piece of shit is going to come rob you and one day, they might just shoot you.
That whiny bitch screaming I didn’t do anything, fuck that! You’re there and you know damn well why you’re there and what was about to go down. Fucking idiot.
“Ahhh ha - yeeaaahhhh” guy running with a baseball bat about to break shit. I didn’t even need to watch the video, I could tell that by the sound of his voice 😂
But what happened to the 2nd guy in the garage from scene 3?
He belongs to the basement now.
No cctv of that so probably got pistol whipped till he KO
The gimp’s sleepin
He had an accident.
He done.
Let's say that the spider caught a fly....
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Asking the real questions here
“Welcome to the family, son”
If he did that in his underwear, just imagine what he'd do without it.
He would have a 3rd sword to break windows with.
I'd probably still watch that video with a smile.
He is like Batman except his batsuit is his birthday suit.
Right what a demon
Imagine if he had a family instead of a motorcycle?
PLEASE don't let me imagine that!
The second time where he’s like “yeahhhh” made me laugh hard as fuck
The first time read your comment I missed "laugh", and was like, "yeah, I can see that happening".
The fear they must have felt hearing that to them turn and see him full sprinting towards them.
I read that as "made me hard as fuck"
"I didn't do anything"
Should get extra time for thinking her bs crying gets her out of anything.
Female accomplices almost always pull the helpless damsel card when they get caught up. It’s such bullshit. And they get lighter sentences a lot of times too!
Are they all the same robbers or three different sets? Strange how the same person is being targeted all in the same week. Are they working a repo?
This has been reposted a lot. In one of the previous ones it had a link to the dude in the video. This didn't happen in a week, it was over several months and it was a shared garage for the apartment complex.
Three differant attempts over the course of the year. Don't beleive bullshit videos being spread around.
If it's the same people, at this point they're losing money trying to rob the same place with all the broken windows lmao.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
I wonder if he’s leaving his garage open to catch these lowlifes in the act??? He’s pretty fast…. Almost like he’s expecting them lol
It’s Seattle so both options are completely possible.
Ha hahaha, YEAA!
For sure the best part of the 3
He was ready to get some XP for sure.
Dude, he was so excited 😂 It reminded me of that guns skit from Cyanide and Happiness lol.
Man channeled his inner Fallout raider.
POV: you’re the robbers
I think he calls them fucktards as they drive off in that one. Lol.
So so great lmao
I died over this lil
He’s not a fucking NPC, he’s player 1.
My dude, you're obviously at the spawn point.
You need 10 kills to unlock turret.
He’s the rare boss that turns up when you try to open his chests.
I laughed too hard. Take my upvote and gtfo
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Reminds me of that incident where they beat up & tried looting a grandpa. When the gramps started shooting, pop came the victim card... "Don't shoot... I'm pregnant!". Lol.
The last thing you want is someone who's excited to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat
Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.
This one poses a big question... Maybe a Reddit lawyer could shed light...
“I get to justifiably fuck up some dumb motherfuckers today! 😁”
If that was Texas and the robber killed someone that woman would be getting the same life sentence even if she was just sitting there lol
Captain underpants
Instead of "tra-la-la" it's "haha yeah"
I can't believe I had to scroll this fucking far to find this comment.
Thank you for your service, Captain Underpants.
Walter White
Getting your car bashed up is the perfect punishment
A lot of stolen bikes in Seattle end up in china, license plate and all
Probably stolen cars though.
If I remember right, this was in Seattle, Fremont neighborhood. A friend of mine lived in the same building and they had routine break-ins, and people stealing their mailboxes and cars. This guy really enjoyed catching them in the act and giving a good scare.
I love when he laughs. You can just tell he has a good time teaching these people a lesson.
I’m getting real Leeroy Jenkins vibes from the second video
"Oh my god he just ran in"
Leeroy Jenkins
Godammit Leroy!
Did that man just casually punch two windows in?
pistol whip probably
I think he pistol whipped. If it's a gun with a metal magazine then there are prob enough sharp edges to easily cause glass shatter.
With the butt of his handgun.
Fuck them. Good guy, i truly hope the dude never get's hurt defending his and others properties.
Smart too, switched to a better weapon for causing cowardly thieves property damage so that their actions have real ramifications.
A roommate once told me he was shopping for a home defense weapon and asked the gun dealer how to say "I have a gun" in Spanish in case he's ever robbed by someone who didn't speak English (the hope is the robber immediately flees instead of thinking he can rush him, forcing him to shoot which he didn't want to do unless he had to).
Yeah third clip demonstrated that perfectly. That gun cocking put the fear of God in them lol
It's really the universal sound of 'fuck around find out' it's the best sound in the whole world imo.
got to love fuddlore
I have a shotgun that is solely for home defense. I know how to aim and shoot just about any gun, but the last place I lived and this one essentially have no interior doors (small apartments, current is a loft and the last place had a bedroom door that didn't quite catch). If someone has already made it into my home, I don't have the time delay of someone having to get through a second door before they can get to me. And I don't wanna have to be a dead shot. That gun makes a monstrous scary noise when you cock it and I don't have to know exactly where to aim. I just need to know which general direction to point it if the sound doesn't immediately make an intruder turn tail.
Now the crime underground will know of Jockey shorts Jared and not to even drive down his street.
I rate this LetMeSoloHer cosplay -
Missing the Jar. Having all the attitude.
Lmao
This guy is a beast, a bad-ass with no fear and I think I want him as my neighbor…the only thing holding me back from saying I definitely want him as my neighbor is fear of making him angry lol!
If you had him as a neighbor, that means you’d live in a shitty part of an awful city.
I saw a series of these videos on YouTube by the guy defending his property. Apparently there had been multiple attempts to steal his bikes so he set-up cams to get footage. He had 3 or 4 incidents that I saw where he chased them outside and pulled his weapon on them.
I can't see if this has been posted, so sorry for the double post, but here's this hero's YouTube channel where he posted the footage from his Ring for everyone to see.
You're the MVP.
“Don’t forget to like and subscribe”
at 0:17, he sounds like his day was just made lol.
It’s not every day you get a free license to bash a car with a baseball bat as much as you want!
I literally LOL’ed when I heard his “HA HA HA YEAH!!!!”
I like how he breaks the windows. What are they going to call the police.
And without insurance those are easily a few hundred a pop.
I didn’t realise Adrian Pimento was based on a real guy!
“You honestly didn't assume I would hire a look-alike to wear a fake beard and do tai chi in my window?
People who get caught committing crime and all the sudden try to be the victim are the worst people in society
I think the people who get caught committing crime and then kill or attack the witnesses are ever so slightly worse.
I'll never forget my friend who walked out on his car getting stolen, was holding a drink, and lobbed it at the car. The people who stole his car had the audacity to hop out and try to fight him for throwing something at their car.
"I'M DEAD... I'm dead..... please don't let me die"
The girl screaming from the car in the last clip is hopefully reevaluating who she spends time around. “I didn’t do anything!” Sure not technically but you are in the car on the scene of what most consider a fairly non trivial crime in progress. Choose your friends wisely.
I have a feeling she probably isn't capable of much self reflection
Crocodile tears
"I didn't do anything!" (In a shrill voice while burglar boyfriend tries to get her to move to the driver's seat... Closer to the badass owner).
Dude is not having it. Were those the same people coming back, and if so, they have a deathwish??
Looks to be different each time. You’re asking to die if you go back after you hear he’s got a gun.
They are all very lucky to be alive.
I want that haha yeah as a eing sound
Heros don’t always wear pants
I want to buy this guy a beer
And some nice roomy khakis maybe
And did he wear the same underwear every single time?
Samson has his hair. This man has his whitey tighteys.
My head cannon says this always happens on laundry day so he has no choice but to wear them while he waits for the underwear to finish its drying cycle
The fact that he chooses a different weapon each time has me ROLLING
He unlocked a new weapon each time.
How does he fit his balls in those undies
Wait a second… did that dude make the woman take the driver seat while the owner was there instead of taking it himself? What an absolute coward.
That’s what I thought. That little bitch hid behind her.
A robber who's a coward when he's not armed, not surprised
That bitch said “I DIDNT DO ANYTHING” LMAOO attitude changes when you got a gun to your face.
Scumbags
I love that they got nothing and he did hundred of dollars in damage to their car. Scumbag thieves.
Hopefully that is their car and not a stolen vehicle
Man..... fuck robbers.
This isn’t funny, this is sad. Some guy is up all night trying to protect his property night after night. I just don’t see the humor.
Not all heroes wear capes.....
captain underpants
Krypto is a dog that doesn't wear underwear. I beat you're feeling real silly right now.
Seattle is the only city I visited where my car was stripped while I had it in paid parking…. In front of the space needle.
What a fucking legend
Why is it always a ring camera?
Where the fuck does this guy live lmao
Lmaoo second video dude’s just thinking “I LOVE THIS SHIT WHOOOOOO”
I love the second video... Fucking laughing and running up like a madan. This guy loves his night life lmao
I didn’t do anything! Says every getaway driver…
Fucking love this shit, fuck these robbers
Amazing, I have to say I'm not sure I would have the same restraint this guy had especially if it kept happening. I wouldn't shoot if they are unarmed but someone's getting a baseball bat off the skull to send a message. "awwww yeah"
A baseball bat to the skull would just aslo kill them lol. If you're going for non-lethal, you would need to hit them somewhere else, othewise you couldnt swing very hard or they'd just die still.
The only reason he wore underwear is to hide his massive balls of steels…
Someone should be up there helping that man. Balls of steel.
You are the most patient man I know. I would have definitely had to have did a triple take to make sure no one was looking before I would have made a big mistake
Not all heroes wear capes ...
But they all wear underwear, inside or outside.
One lesson I''ve learned from videogames is that you never mess with a man in his underwear
He should apply for guard post for rich people
That's why i sleep naked
Not all heroes where capes, some don’t even wear shirts.
The Batman that Seattle needs.
”Hehehehehe…YEAH!” and the little fuckin giddy skedaddle he does too kills me 😂
sleeveless in seattle
I'm from Canada and I have to ask, is crime really this bad there because where I live we still don't lock our doors. (We live 10 mins outside of a small city)
The pure joy in his voice when he's running up with the bat tells me this dude is loving every second of this.
Poor guy trying to save his neighborhood.
That laugh of madness in the second clip 💀 Secretly he wants them to return. A man is entertained.
The one where he laughs out loud before smashing windows is just such a justice boner moment lol
That bitch really had the nerve to cry, "I didn't do anything 😭" You are literally the fucking getaway driver and an accomplice to all their illegal activity.
Bust the windshield they’ll get noticed faster
Why is this dude getting robbed so much?
This is the type of neighbor I want! He doesn't look out the window while I steal your stuff
Not all heroes wear capes... or shirts... sometimes the don’t wear pants either.
The biggest crooks and most selfish thieves cry like little babies when they get caught. Immature Juvenile Vile Humans. And these are the Instagram People. These are the TikTokers. Just "regular folks" that have 0 morals.
where does he live? lmao 3 rob attempts in a week?
Not all heroes wear pants...
I wanna buy him a beer. Or a dozen beers.
Listening to the women with absolute sheer panic in her voice screaming I didn’t do anything I didn’t do anything is poetic justice. Fuck robbers.
I love how he just breaking everyone’s shit in the process
Those gun cocks are so satisfying for some reason
The beauty of the 2nd amendment
Why does everyone want to steal this dude's motorcycles? He needs to close his garage door.
I am shocked at his restraint ! After the first time most people are shooting on site. They got off way easy with the broken windows.
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That man is a warrior. No second throughts grab a tool and confront the foe.
My aunt used to live in Seattle proper and got woken up one night by the police knocking on her door because people had wheeled her Honda Civic (of course) into the road and were in the middle of stripping it when they got noticed and took off. She said they even took things like the arm rest.
How is everyone getting into his garage so easily? Maybe a door and a lock would be a good investment. Just a thought.
Maybe it's an open shared carport?
I think there's an explanation for this like a community port. But I also seem to believe he gets off on the justified defense.
Dude can barely afford underwear
It's a shared carport in an apartment complex.
I dunno, people brazen and careless enough to do this probably don't mind popping a lock.
Sure, but where's the fun in that?
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Did he say "come on fucktards?"
LetMeSoloThem
I approve of this. He didn't kill or hurt anybody but he made sure to let them know it can go there if they don't take their fu*king hint.
he didn't really protect a family, he protected a motorcycle but still cool and funny
Except, not one second of this is funny. None of you would be laughing if this happened to you. It would really suck to have to stay up all the damn time worried some piece of shit is going to come rob you and one day, they might just shoot you.
Shoulda shot one would’ve only been once.
Not all heroes wear capes…but the best only wear underwear.
Buddy lives in Gotham City.
That whiny bitch screaming I didn’t do anything, fuck that! You’re there and you know damn well why you’re there and what was about to go down. Fucking idiot.
“Ahhh ha - yeeaaahhhh” guy running with a baseball bat about to break shit. I didn’t even need to watch the video, I could tell that by the sound of his voice 😂
Seattle must be a massive shit hole
most peaceful week in seattle
Lol. How much you wanna bet the 3 attempts have a common information supply that hates them.
Captain underpants 18+ edition
I kind of wish some of them got shot. Props to the guy for having control. Fuck those pieces of shit.
My favorite Avenger