My MIL got me a ballsack as a gag gift a couple years ago that says “It takes balls to golf”. I put it on my bag. People always ask about my ball sack now.
Its such a weird thing. They advertise it as made on Italy, as if that is an awesome feature, but it is made of Genuine Leather, the lowest possible grade, which is mostly glue.
I got one of these in Italy last summer but with 1 ball and 2 tees on it. I just attached it to my bag for swag. Haven’t even touched the ball that came with it.
I don't really want people to buy me anything specific to a hobby or clothes or basically anything. 9 out of 10 times it's not what you want or need and then I just feel bad they wasted their money on something I won't use.
I have a small drawstring bag I keep some balls, tees, pitch mark repair tool, ball marker, and sharpie. Saves me from rummaging around in the bag. You could use it similarly although just balls and tees.
By putting it on your bureau until the next time you clean, then putting it in a drawer or closet for 2-4 years, then throwing it out because the i would feel bad if I did window is up.
Does it have a belt loop or something? I'd imagine back left hip for a right hander, with a range finder in it. If it can't fit a range finder then yeah, I guess balls or a flask lol. Tbh I do hate having a ball or two in my pockets. This would be kinda cool.
Dude I’d tie that thing on the outside of my bag. The strap from the golf cart always blocks my pouch where my tees and balls are that thing would be helpful.
Ask Bryson DeChambeau. There’s probably some type of chemical reaction or six sigma flow chart you have to reference before using. I wouldn’t take them of the ball holder and jock strap until you hear back from him.
I think if you wear it on your crotch and wear it backwards, it will be perfect for when you don’t make it past the red tees and have your balls out the rest of the hole
Can’t you latch it to your belt? You have balls, tees and marker with you - you don’t have to walk up to your bag when you tee up/need to mark a ball on the green/repair a mark.
Yeaaa that’s something that should collect dust in your garage lol. And not that it matters but “genuine leather” is the lowest quality leather available
Id put it in my golf bag pocket, could be handy to stop your balls and tees jaggling around. Kinda a useless item but could work for a minimalist sunday bag w/o a lot of pockets.
It doesn’t seem like it would be of any use on the golf course. I get that it’s the thought that counts, but it’s pretty clear this is a gift from non-golfers that just thought it would be nice, but have no actual clue.
I got a similar one in Italy a few years ago, definitely a ball holder. 50% of people on the course will think it’s awesome, the other 50% will give you shit for it.
Don’t use it at all if you don’t want to. I’m sure your cousins didn’t know what to get you and just grabbed it. They knew you liked golf and found it in their price range. They could probably care less if you use it or not, they just wanted to get you something.
Put it in your left hip to offset your cell phone clipped onto your right hip. This completes the dad ensemble.
Do they make white new balance golf shoes?
Don’t forget the cargo shorts. The nice pair for golf.
Ankle High Socks with some
But then where do I put my Tabasco holster and leatherman holder? (2 separate holders)
He can use this case to hold the clubhead cover for the club he’s swinging!
Can’t forget the members only athletic sports jacket
I feel attacked.
What’s going to off set the Bluetooth headset?
Seems like it’s designed for a range finder or something like that and not golf balls?
Are you sure it's not a ball sack?
Yea
Nah, cause then the tee holders would be bizarre. This is definitely supposed to attach to your belt, like a golf fanny pack or cellphone holder.
Put a flask in it?
I would do mini bottles for some variety but that’s just me
This man gets it
🤔
The real LPT is always in the comments
Might work well for a pitch and putt. When you don’t want to carry a bag. Just a wedge and putter.
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my mom got me the same thing😂 i guess put it in your belt loop so you have your reloads ready
Hahahaha a two ball pouch
My MIL got me a ballsack as a gag gift a couple years ago that says “It takes balls to golf”. I put it on my bag. People always ask about my ball sack now.
LMAO
You don't.
Its such a weird thing. They advertise it as made on Italy, as if that is an awesome feature, but it is made of Genuine Leather, the lowest possible grade, which is mostly glue.
Attach to your belt and use like a ball and tee holster. Keeps that stuff out of your pockets so you won’t be confused for a normal golfer.
It’s a ball sack, rn. Would it fit a rangefinder, maybe?
What about now? Is it still a ball sack?
It’s Italian, called a “scrotum”
I got one of these in Italy last summer but with 1 ball and 2 tees on it. I just attached it to my bag for swag. Haven’t even touched the ball that came with it.
Take those balls out, then…
Cut a hole in the bottom…
Fill with pre-rolls and associated paraphernalia.
This is the way.
Found my 4sum
I’ve always wanted a ballsack
Would it work as a can holder?
Maybe a mickey of fireballl
You don’t use it. You put it in the loft and never speak of it again.
You rewrap it for next years secret Santa
This is why I don’t want people to buy me golf stuff. Lol.
I don't really want people to buy me anything specific to a hobby or clothes or basically anything. 9 out of 10 times it's not what you want or need and then I just feel bad they wasted their money on something I won't use.
I saw these on eBay! They are nice!
I’d put my range finder in it.
Is there some way you could attach it to your belt loop? I would totally rock this bad boy
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That’s what I thought but I don’t know if it looks good
First thing I thought when I saw it.
Cigar holder?
I have a small drawstring bag I keep some balls, tees, pitch mark repair tool, ball marker, and sharpie. Saves me from rummaging around in the bag. You could use it similarly although just balls and tees.
I’d put my driver in there.
Does it have a belt loop or clip? If so I'd put it one of your bag straps. Easy access to balls and tees is always nice.
Is there a flap on that back maybe? To hook on your bag?
Deep enough for cigars?
This is perfect for holding the two balls I lose off the first tee.
Attach to outside of bag and have easy access to 4 balls and 4 tees.
Nice ball sack.
Great sack for your two balls
Shamefully
Regift it to your golf buddy so he feels pressure to give you something back
Flask
If it has a belt loop….well that’s self explanatory.
Does your range finder fit in it?
Get about 5 more and wear them strapped around your chest like a bandolier. Should be enough balls for a round.
Put it on your belt for the old instant reload after a drive goes OB
Figure out how to put a flask in there.
I always use something like this, i keep it strapped to the outside of my bag near the top to speed up tee off on the first hole
They are made to hold Glen Talloch 35cl bottles. One round of golf is exactly 36 shots, based on the size of the screw top.
its a ball sack
If you walk up to the Tee box with that on your hip it would be a whole dope vibe.
A golf scrotum cool 😂
I like a nice leather sack to put my balls in
Just what every man needs, a purse to put their balls in.
On the inside of a kilt and use it to drop balls as needed
Nice ball sack
Least you got a fancy place to put yours. My wife just tosses mine haphazardly into her purse.
It’s to carry the extra pair of balls obviously.
Perfect to do walk round with a few clubs
By putting it on your bureau until the next time you clean, then putting it in a drawer or closet for 2-4 years, then throwing it out because the i would feel bad if I did window is up.
Fucking golf Batman! Strap all your stuff to your belt.
Give it to your wife, she has two balls to put in there. Tip your waitress…
Holds 2 balls but 4 tees, so they’re saying you’re going to break more tees than lose balls? That’s generous
lol I’m a very poor golfer and I break my tees more often than I lose balls
Clip it to your belt when you go out for a night on the town..
QuickDraw push-draw
They obviously do not play golf
You can put it on the outside of your bag. For the love of god don’t wear this on your belt or something though.
Cigar holder? Is it deep enough?
Power move walking up to the first tee with reloads on your belt loop.
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First of all… that wouldn’t last me through the first hole. I would need at lease 2 boxes of balls if we’re playing 9
Start wearing it to work, but don't bring up golf... Until the first second someone else mentions it, then don't shut up about golf
Does it have a belt loop or something? I'd imagine back left hip for a right hander, with a range finder in it. If it can't fit a range finder then yeah, I guess balls or a flask lol. Tbh I do hate having a ball or two in my pockets. This would be kinda cool.
Re-gift for secret santa next year 😂
Put 2 pitch n puffs from mr.puffington in that junt
that’s def for a range finder, although the tees are in the right place
Nice ball sack
Hit the smartcores in a pond, and attach it to your belt on the leading side.
Maybe use it for the putting green. 4 balls and some tees to guide/mark spots
Cigars?
Saw one of these before. I think it was at HomeGoods or TJ Maxx or something.
Cigars?
Smartcore? More like rockcore.
Save for when you gotta hit over water.
Is that a ball sachel?
Practice your 3 pointers with that an a trash can. And leave it there.
That's a nice ball sack.
Just use it as an organizer. I have tees, ball markers, etc., in a
I think the picture you posted with help you figure it out.
Looks really nice
So what you do is put two golf balls and 4 tees in it
I've got one of these too! Never used it though. Haven't gone golfing in years. No money and no time anymore...
4 balls and 4 tees? Gets me to maybe the fourth tee. What then? Reload I guess
For those of us who only need two balls per round I find this pretty neat
Nice ball sack.
Nice ball sac
Did it come with a Fannie pack?
Do they sell a jumbo 18 ball case?
Nice ball sack
It’s actually for your wife. Every time you say you want to golf with your buddies and she says no, you’re supposed to put your balls in there.
Attach it to your bag. Put your weed in it.
Nice ball sack
Congrats on your new ball bag. Or sac as I like to call them.
Dude I’d tie that thing on the outside of my bag. The strap from the golf cart always blocks my pouch where my tees and balls are that thing would be helpful.
That's the most, "I don't know fuck all about you nut you're an older white male" gift I've ever seen.
Get matching club covers
Nice ballsack
If you can put a S hook on and attach it to your bag. Might look nice considering it's leather.
What do you mean? You take your cellphone, multitool and whatever nonsense you have on your belt and throw it in the trash and put this in its place.
That’s a nice ball sack.
Like 90% of gifts. You just smile, say thanks, and toss it in the goodwill pile.
Cool gift sadly not practical
No matching fanny pack?
I got something similar but for three balls and two tees. Mostly I think it's just to look pretty, but I might clip mine to my push cart.
Stuff it down the front of your pants. The girls will love it!
Did your wife (or SO) let you hold them?
If you smoke then use it for smoking accessories
Smart core professional - say no more. This must be an Alabama (family) gift.
That’s one handsome ballsack
Beautiful ball sac
It's what every lady man needs, a real ball sack.....
I always find these funny. Products made by a company that has no idea what an actual golfer would use on the course. I bet it was pricey too.
If you wear it on your belt like a holster it really plays up the “reload” expression.
Drive me to Firenze.
Where my Phish fans at? Those are drive me to Firenze balls.
First things first give all the single women in a 25 mile radius a fair warning that the sex machine is coming to town.
Throw it on your bag, goes hard
Ask Bryson DeChambeau. There’s probably some type of chemical reaction or six sigma flow chart you have to reference before using. I wouldn’t take them of the ball holder and jock strap until you hear back from him.
You have a very nice ball sack there
I think if you wear it on your crotch and wear it backwards, it will be perfect for when you don’t make it past the red tees and have your balls out the rest of the hole
Nice ballsack
Never seen something so nice but utterly useless at the same time.
Only Italians would come up with such nonsense. And only morons would buy it.
You shouldn't.
Match it with some faux iron covers and that's sharp....
Put it in the golf drawer and look at it every now and then. At least that is what I would do with it.
Latch it to your bag. Extra pocket.
Throw it in your bag for your “good” sleeve of balls. It’s to cool to not keep
Can’t you latch it to your belt? You have balls, tees and marker with you - you don’t have to walk up to your bag when you tee up/need to mark a ball on the green/repair a mark.
Yeaaa that’s something that should collect dust in your garage lol. And not that it matters but “genuine leather” is the lowest quality leather available
I’d send them this pic with a thank you… toss that bad boy in your golf bag and forget about it.
Flask
Can you fit a flask in it?
This is hands down the funniest thread been on here for a while. Well done OP and all of you!
Can it hook on your golf satchel
Id put it in my golf bag pocket, could be handy to stop your balls and tees jaggling around. Kinda a useless item but could work for a minimalist sunday bag w/o a lot of pockets.
As a finalist at the world nerd golfers championship. On your belt. Next to your Fanny pack. Wear black ankle socks and short shorts.
Sit and rotate.
You give it back next Christmas
That is so cute
Looks like an airpod pro case
i feel like its something for the too hard basket. looks nice but when would you actually use it?
And black church socks.
Put your belt through it and let ‘em know there’s a new sheriff in town
These match my iron covers LOL
Ew iron covers
It doesn’t seem like it would be of any use on the golf course. I get that it’s the thought that counts, but it’s pretty clear this is a gift from non-golfers that just thought it would be nice, but have no actual clue.
Toss some binoculars in there and take up bird watching my G
I got a similar one in Italy a few years ago, definitely a ball holder. 50% of people on the course will think it’s awesome, the other 50% will give you shit for it.
You sure it’s for golf “balls”?
Range finder
Atodaso i fucking atodaso!
Don’t use it at all if you don’t want to. I’m sure your cousins didn’t know what to get you and just grabbed it. They knew you liked golf and found it in their price range. They could probably care less if you use it or not, they just wanted to get you something.
I’d need more of a Wild West style bullet belt, with the amount of balls I lose
It doesn’t hold enough balls for me lol
This is the epitome of a gift given to golfers, by people who have never golfed.