Take the "coffee" out and substitute with peoples choices on education, careers, large debts, and health then this level of insanity unironically describes the behaviour of a lot of people.
The short-sightedness of humans concerning the planet and our continued survival is honestly depressing and terrifying. Future humans are going to look back at this time period and think, "What the fuck were those idiots doing?"
I trolled my future self by not doing shit at an amazing job that could sustain me for my entire life so i have to start from scratch again. Take that future me. Fuck you
This must be how my wife feels after she told me to nut in her so now she's pregnant again basically as soon as it's safe to get pregnant after our first kid.
As I always say. You can actually do almost whatever you want(until we can break the fundamentals of reality). But well well well if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions
Is there a board where people post stories like these which isn't /b/? Seeing 927 "rate this asshole" posts while trying to find a single sensible one isn't really my preferred method of spending time.
People like the above reference make it hard for my family to believe I have a real problem. Even though I’ve been married for 31 years and helped raise three great kids. Mostly provided for them financially. I had to quit practice got so bad. I don’t want to be lumped in with victimization platform or this is how I am I’m not going to try to improve. It’s hard but BP community has to understand the pitfall of our society from both ends of the spectrum. They try to understand and we try to get better.
That's like.. the stupidest thing I've ever read. You're still you in the future. I understand the feeling of "there's no one that deserves to clean my stupid mess more than *ME!!!," but I'm lazy, and I could spend that time doing something else: various other forms of retardation.
Bipolar split personality fuck disorder
Good evening - doctor here.
His personality is split in that one half is retarded and the other half is turboretarded
Outstanding move
most sane 4chan frogposter
I once trolled my future self by setting a random alarm in middle of the night
I used to troll myself by cutting my arm
i am trolling myself by eating healthy, working out and drinking lots of water
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I sometimes do that (rarely) just to fall asleep again it's the best feeling
Apparently past me figured out how to turn off alarms in my sleep
It’s basically how I feel every time I go to work hung over.
You have only yourself to blame.
You just have to drink in the morning and you'll be good to go.
Anon is a libertarian.
Based and tardpilled
classic 4chan saturday morning routine
I've done this but with water . Maybe some day I will have balls as big as anon's to do it with coffee
abon is a fucking tastebudless cuck, who jerks off in a coffee stained cup to drink it 🗿
wait? you guys are intentionally trolling your future selves? I do enough of that unintentionally.
I was over worked one day back home from a long day, spilt the largest cup of coffee, stared at the mess, then just went to sleep.
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When you leave your History assignment to do the morning that it is due
Fake: Anon lives in his own place with a seperate bedroom.
" 'I wanna throw this mug right now, I have every right to, I should!' To me, that doesn't represent freedom, it's more like a kind of slavery"
I haven’t laughed this hard for the whole pandemic.
What good is a time machine when you’re inherently moronic
Anon is being played The Sims with
sounds like it
In Sims I was always a benevolent god. If this universe was created for lulz I will be mad.
Fake: Anon lives at home. His mummy would have cleaned it up and then made him trendies
This is what is wrong with humankind
no i understand him
Lack of empathy for your future self is one of the strongest negative correlations with success and happiness we have to measure.
One of the very few 4chan posts I can 100% agree on. I also love yeeting my coffee, let it be for me, my gf or my friends.
anon what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvvmT3ab80
There was a period of time when id get really drunk then set random alrms on my phone with the message, "go fuck yourself". Haha good times...
Weirdly enough I do the future me stuff as well, but always in a positive manner. Like I’ll work super hard so future me can thank me lol
Anon first drank the dumb fuck juice.
Truly
retarded severance
Least insane tard
This is a mood.
cut down on the rick and morty
Lpl
Cut out the middle man: I just time travel to toss things in front of past me's feet, watching that loser fall on his fat ass never gets old.
That's just pretty much the plot of looper, but you're more sadistic
Take the "coffee" out and substitute with peoples choices on education, careers, large debts, and health then this level of insanity unironically describes the behaviour of a lot of people.
The short-sightedness of humans concerning the planet and our continued survival is honestly depressing and terrifying. Future humans are going to look back at this time period and think, "What the fuck were those idiots doing?"
I mean, sometimes it's fun to just do stuff because you can
A tale as old as time
Most sane insane schizanon
I trolled my future self by not doing shit at an amazing job that could sustain me for my entire life so i have to start from scratch again. Take that future me. Fuck you
Anon fucks himself twice
This must be how my wife feels after she told me to nut in her so now she's pregnant again basically as soon as it's safe to get pregnant after our first kid.
Sometimes I forget just how autistic 4chan can be
As I always say. You can actually do almost whatever you want(until we can break the fundamentals of reality). But well well well if it isn’t the consequences of your own actions
This might be a dumb question but how different is 4chan than Reddit?
You guys upvoted the darkest sounding stories
He really did snap back to reality
Anon's off meds.
Pretty much like nutting unprotected woman.
Fuck it, let Steven take over for the domestic abuse.
Is there a board where people post stories like these which isn't /b/? Seeing 927 "rate this asshole" posts while trying to find a single sensible one isn't really my preferred method of spending time.
Trash is just free confetti for your house
This is the definition of you played yourself
Anon is literally retarded.
I think I read this hentai
anon forgot to take his meds today
Yikey Yikeys on Bikeys, I just came from
Future CEO right there
This is me but with heroin
Goblin mode
This is the essence of 4chan right there
seek help
Anon let his intrusive thoughts win
Past anon is still laughing
It's an intelligent man who cares for his future self.
MOTHAFUCKIN BASED!
Brain damage
I’m sure some of these posts will be analyzed by English students 100 years in the future. This might be one.
People like the above reference make it hard for my family to believe I have a real problem. Even though I’ve been married for 31 years and helped raise three great kids. Mostly provided for them financially. I had to quit practice got so bad. I don’t want to be lumped in with victimization platform or this is how I am I’m not going to try to improve. It’s hard but BP community has to understand the pitfall of our society from both ends of the spectrum. They try to understand and we try to get better.
I've actually had thoughts pretty similar to but way less gross than this, should I get myself checked?
That's like.. the stupidest thing I've ever read. You're still you in the future. I understand the feeling of "there's no one that deserves to clean my stupid mess more than *ME!!!," but I'm lazy, and I could spend that time doing something else: various other forms of retardation.
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Lmao this sub is actually people being offended by retard
because it's funny and gives it less power as an actual slur
I fucken hate it when people say yeet
yeetus deletus
cope