I'm looking forward to playing it on an in-flight entertainment system and then backing out after the first 10 minutes to watch a non-sequential episode of a TV show.
I know I'm old when I was more excited that TBS was doing the Back to the Future trilogy than I was when it came out on streaming. It was low pressure with plenty of breaks and ended just in time for Wheel of Fortune. I'm 38.
He was originally going to be portraying Nathan Drake (which would've made this movie even worse than it's going to be), but aged out. There was a big uproar when, years ago, he was chosen over Nathan Fillion. Fillion, was the inspiration for Nathan Drake's name, appearance, and personality, so a lot of people (such as myself) were doubly pissed they'd go with Wahlberg.
I'm not gonna say this poster isn't generic as fuck, but the uncharted series is hardly a bastion of unique ideas. The protagonist is completely forgettable, theres no fantasy or original scenarios/lore, it's not even the first game franchise to re-boot Indiana Jones.
You know when like a new Transformers movie comes out and some way off-brand studio like The Asylum releases like TRANSMORPHERS or ROBOCARS or some shit?
Isn't that basically what this is? Uncharted was a video game take on the movie Indiana Jones (and that genre overall) and now we have a movie that's a take on the video game Uncharted.
This firmly belongs in the same category as Dragonball: Evolution and Shyamalan Avatar. I want to complain about it so I need to be able to know what I'm talking about, therefore I'm going to sail the high seas to skip throught this once and then go on to watch dozens of hours of YouTubers ripping into the damn thing.
That's why Henry Cavill was so well-cast as Superman. He not only got the look right but seemed to build on Reeves' version. Cavill was SO well-cast that, until the Witcher, it seemed he would be stuck to that role and people wouldn't be able to see him as something else.
Agreed. To me, Nathan Drake will always be Nolan North. No one else. Tom Holland is just a young actor who only got famous because he donned a very popular superhero suit.
Honestly, I can't wait for this movie to flop both critically and financially. Sure, it seems like a good idea to turn into a movie, but the problem with Uncharted is that they're already epic movies but with gameplay elements. Take the gameplay away, and it's just another National Treasure, Indiana Jones, and The Mummy type film.
Apparently they aren't either - they only put two of the actor's names on the poster. Isn't that Antonio Banderas in the middle? And the lady on the left looks familiar too. Didn't want to put them on the poster?
All those guys in the boats look like they're standing. Some intern probably cropped out their legs and placed their upper halves "inside" the boats. I love it.
By the look of the trailer they've squeezed in all the games, which makes no sense, what are they gonna do if they want a sequel? Fuck sully doesn't even have a mustache in poster, by the end of the trailer it has growing into one...
We got your blue! We got your orange! We got your collage of actors with the major characters physically larger than the minor ones! We got circles! We got rays of light! Now come see the damn picture!
People got so vocally pissed about Sully not having a moustache that they ended up adding a scene with him and his moustache into the theatrical trailers just to show they understand the lore of the game. This movie is going to be a mediocre action movie at best.
I think the mustache issue is just where people start to point out problems with how miscast/poorly-envisioned/mark-missing it is. It would have been an easy way to help bridge the gap between the games and this movie, but the studio couldn't even be bothered to do that.
Looks just about as generic as can be. Really, everything about this movie just screams 'GENERIC MEDIOCRE ADVENTURE THAT PEOPLE WILL FIND ENJOYABLE, BUT WILL FORGET THREE HOURS LATER', which is disappointing, coz the Uncharted games are amazing.
God such terrible casting for Sully. When I think of Sully I think of a brash, boisterous, but ultimately wise father figure. Not a dude bro who happened to beat a Vietnamese man to near death and never apologize for it and also said that if he was on one of the 9/11 flights it wouldn’t have happened.
I legit dont know how he still gets so much work. He hasn't made a good movie in... idk how long. The last Whalberg movie I liked was Pain and Gain and that had to have been 10+ years ago at this point
Mark whalberg as sully is the worst casting choice they could have made... Even swapping Antonio would have been better, where the f*** is his moustache!!
This will bomb so fucking hard. It looks dogshit. They couldn’t even get Sully to have a moustache. It’s like the producers looked at one trailer from the entire trilogy and said “alright, got it, thanks.”
Literally every young man in a big movie over the last couple of years has been portrayed by either him or Timothée Chalamet. It breaks the immersion for me when they’re in that many different movies.
Of all the young white guys in Hollywood they could have chosen for this role, why Tom Holland? Terrible casting in my opinion. I’m guessing Sony promised him another franchise role so he would keep playing Spider-Man.
I hope this movie flops. Whalberg is terrible and I’m so tired of the Holland hype. I’m convinced playing a Marvel role is one of the easiest assignments in Hollywood as you instantly gain a loyal fanbase that will die defending your acting agility.
It’ll either be a surprising sleeper hit and make a pile of cash just off brand and name recognition, or it’ll just about break even on a home entertainment deal and they’ll shrug it off and reboot in less than 10 years with a properly aged Nathan Drake.
I wouldn’t even know it was an uncharted movie if it didn’t have the name Uncharted. You could say this was Fast and the Furious 28 and I’d believe you.
Yet another movie that’ll be played in heavy rotation on TNT, TBS, USA, and FX in 10 months.
I really dislike how completely accurate this statement is.
I'm looking forward to playing it on an in-flight entertainment system and then backing out after the first 10 minutes to watch a non-sequential episode of a TV show.
Uncharted's Ending: The AEW/WWE pre-show
Oh boy, can't wait to spend 4.5 hours watching a 2 hour movie with commercial breaks every 10 minutes!
FX got da movies…
For 5 years
I know I'm old when I was more excited that TBS was doing the Back to the Future trilogy than I was when it came out on streaming. It was low pressure with plenty of breaks and ended just in time for Wheel of Fortune. I'm 38.
Hey Shooter is cool.
RIP to The Accountant.
Makes me want to get cable again
Gonna do an Uncharted, Prince of Persia, and Assassin's Creed Marathon and hope I survive
Can you elaborate a bit for the non-US folks? Does this movie fits into any criteria that these channels like?
Nothing says basic cable like Mark Wahlberg.
A video game adaptation movie starring Mark Wahlberg, what could go wrong?
Assassin’s Creed fans: just don’t- just don’t fucking say anything
I thought we all collectively agreed as a human race to never bring up Max Payne (2008) again
Why is Antonio Banderas on the poster without his name anywhere? Do they think he's some no-name newcomer from an exotic country?
He was originally going to be portraying Nathan Drake (which would've made this movie even worse than it's going to be), but aged out. There was a big uproar when, years ago, he was chosen over Nathan Fillion. Fillion, was the inspiration for Nathan Drake's name, appearance, and personality, so a lot of people (such as myself) were doubly pissed they'd go with Wahlberg.
I can't ever see Wahlberg without remembering he claimed he could have stopped 9/11 with his fists.
Hey Drake!! There's a real pisser of some rapids out here! Whatya doing! If you survive say hello to ya mothah for me!
They did the thing
Movie: The Movie
Uncharted will be one of the movies ever made
February release date, photoshopped poster, Antonio Banderas
Blue and yellow?
im missing the joke help pls
Spider-man is: The Tomb Raider.
Generic movie poster that long term uncharted fans would barely recognize that it’s about uncharted.
Whalberg's hair, face and clothing could almost pass for Nathan Drake.
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Tom Holland just cannot win with being forced onto bad posters.
If this movie ends up being any better than "meh", I'll eat my shoe.
I mean, Uncharted is basically a generic Hollywood blockbuster in video game form, so it seems on brand?
What could they put on the poster that game fans would recognize? A pile of private security dead bodies?
I'll accept the downvotes, but let's be honest, Uncharted has a very generic story, so it fits the game (the gameplay is fun though).
I've never heard of Uncharted so maybe I'll be the only one to potentially enjoy this movie.
I'm not gonna say this poster isn't generic as fuck, but the uncharted series is hardly a bastion of unique ideas. The protagonist is completely forgettable, theres no fantasy or original scenarios/lore, it's not even the first game franchise to re-boot Indiana Jones.
You know when like a new Transformers movie comes out and some way off-brand studio like The Asylum releases like TRANSMORPHERS or ROBOCARS or some shit?
I've never heard of this, but I assumed ATLANTIC RIM was by this studio.. I checked, and that was correct
This feels more like The Asylums Lara Croft. For Indians Jones it would be like “Montana Smith and the temple of the brass Cranium “
Isn't that basically what this is? Uncharted was a video game take on the movie Indiana Jones (and that genre overall) and now we have a movie that's a take on the video game Uncharted.
Cannon’s King Solomon’s Mine but a few decades later.
Mark Wahlberg as Sully is one of the most miscast roles I've ever seen.
Bruce Campbell or nothing.
I don’t know much about the series, but Holland looks miscast, too. Should have stuck with a Nathan Fillion-type.
Maak Wahlburg pretty much makes it a pass for me.
Nuh-hooOooo!
If there was ever a time to go with the Drew Struzan style this was it.
I miss a good Struzan poster for a modern blockbuster.
100% should have looked like this.
This was my thought exactly! For those that don't know who Drew Struzan is, check out the Indiana Jones posters as an example.
Yeah, there’s real humanity in a painting.
Yeah, that "modern" composition for posters is so boring, you have an action movie? Big heads looking at the sky.
it's hilarious how giant wahlberg looks like he's cradling/spooning lil banderas and so forth to torch lady
He agreed as long as he was the big spoon
I won't be able to unsee that.
I love that the lady on the left is holding a torch because that hasn't been done before so this poster is fresh and original.
Her pose and face make her look so fake, like "ok, am I holding this right?" *snaps picture*
It’s even better when you realize there’s a brighter light source coming from the opposite side of the torch.
"We need to make it look like they are treasure hunters... I got it! Add a torch!"
The lady in the center is holding a... Wristwatch?
I pass
This firmly belongs in the same category as Dragonball: Evolution and Shyamalan Avatar. I want to complain about it so I need to be able to know what I'm talking about, therefore I'm going to sail the high seas to skip throught this once and then go on to watch dozens of hours of YouTubers ripping into the damn thing.
You Already Saw Spider Man Twice, So Just See This Now: The Movie
That’s exactly the vibe they went for with this poster
Holy fuck I just spat biscuits (Rich Tea, before anyone asks). Hilariously accurate.
Naughty Dog said it best long ago when they had the OG dev team.
That's why Henry Cavill was so well-cast as Superman. He not only got the look right but seemed to build on Reeves' version. Cavill was SO well-cast that, until the Witcher, it seemed he would be stuck to that role and people wouldn't be able to see him as something else.
Agreed. To me, Nathan Drake will always be Nolan North. No one else. Tom Holland is just a young actor who only got famous because he donned a very popular superhero suit.
Today I learned that Antonio Banderas is in it...
He's nathan drake
I don't know man, I like Antonio Banderas.
looks like dog shit
Unsharted
Holland has supposedly apologized for the movie. Not a good sign.
Honestly, I can't wait for this movie to flop both critically and financially. Sure, it seems like a good idea to turn into a movie, but the problem with Uncharted is that they're already epic movies but with gameplay elements. Take the gameplay away, and it's just another National Treasure, Indiana Jones, and The Mummy type film.
Obligatory link to the official Uncharted movie:
Not crazy about the cast
Apparently they aren't either - they only put two of the actor's names on the poster. Isn't that Antonio Banderas in the middle? And the lady on the left looks familiar too. Didn't want to put them on the poster?
Tati Gabrielle was the best part of Sabrina, at least tangentially interested to see how she does here because she deserves a breakout.
All those guys in the boats look like they're standing. Some intern probably cropped out their legs and placed their upper halves "inside" the boats. I love it.
I was looking for this comment, the boat guys are fucking hilarious!
God that does look weird.
Whole thing looks weird.
My prediction:
I’m sad he didn’t even get his name on the poster.
This poster just makes me want to watch Once Upon a Time in Mexico
By the look of the trailer they've squeezed in all the games, which makes no sense, what are they gonna do if they want a sequel? Fuck sully doesn't even have a mustache in poster, by the end of the trailer it has growing into one...
Probably Uncharted 2 locales (Shangri La etc). Nice contrast to the exotic/desert visuals of the first movie.
Sequel?
Sequel? This is just a nice quick money grab
We got your blue! We got your orange! We got your collage of actors with the major characters physically larger than the minor ones! We got circles! We got rays of light! Now come see the damn picture!
What a completely generic looking thing
It’s what I would expect
People got so vocally pissed about Sully not having a moustache that they ended up adding a scene with him and his moustache into the theatrical trailers just to show they understand the lore of the game. This movie is going to be a mediocre action movie at best.
I think the mustache issue is just where people start to point out problems with how miscast/poorly-envisioned/mark-missing it is. It would have been an easy way to help bridge the gap between the games and this movie, but the studio couldn't even be bothered to do that.
Looks just about as generic as can be. Really, everything about this movie just screams 'GENERIC MEDIOCRE ADVENTURE THAT PEOPLE WILL FIND ENJOYABLE, BUT WILL FORGET THREE HOURS LATER', which is disappointing, coz the Uncharted games are amazing.
That's the movie the Uncharted games were always trying to emulate. They only stand out because they're different from other video games.
I really don't think anybody is gonna find this movie enjoyable.
This is going to hurt... my favourite video game Franchise and they will completely butcher it
Laughs/Cries in Resident Evil
Mario fans: "First time?"
This one does not bring joy
Antonio Bendaras doesn't even get his name on the poster? Really??
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Maybe he asked for it to be left off... :D
He can't get his name on a poster and he can't even get his name spelled correctly.
Why it gotta be marky mark though?
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Cuz marky marketing
He was originally cast as Drake but the movie got stuck in development hell
He did such a good job uplifting the Transformers franchise tha..... sorry I can't continue I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Man I hate the fact wallburger is in this
I can't wait to see this movie!
Mark looks... off?
They photoshopped the fuck out of the actors for the photo, so you get uncanny valley
Ye he looks off because he shouldn't be in the movie.
He's mark... He's off in every way.
He probably just finished beating a black PA to death off camera and didn’t have a chance for makeup to do touch ups.
His face makes me angry.
Shoulda did this years ago and got Bruce Campbell as sully
The Nathan Fillion short is the best version and the only version we will ever need.
God such terrible casting for Sully. When I think of Sully I think of a brash, boisterous, but ultimately wise father figure. Not a dude bro who happened to beat a Vietnamese man to near death and never apologize for it and also said that if he was on one of the 9/11 flights it wouldn’t have happened.
I'd rather just watch a playthrough of Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
"Oh boy the new Mark Wahlberg film is out!"
I legit dont know how he still gets so much work. He hasn't made a good movie in... idk how long. The last Whalberg movie I liked was Pain and Gain and that had to have been 10+ years ago at this point
Uncharted refers to it’s place in box office success.
Sad they didn't get Dwayne Johnson again for another Jumanji movie
Mark whalberg as sully is the worst casting choice they could have made... Even swapping Antonio would have been better, where the f*** is his moustache!!
I really hope this movie flops. I'm so tired of generic uninspired movies based on properties for a quick buck.
Just another reminder I won’t get to see Nathan Fillion staring in uncharted..
The film looks nothing like uncharted. I think it’s going to suck balls
The games are like movies anyway. No reason not to just play those instead
Every time I see Wahlberg, I wonder whatever happened to the Funky Bunch...
They opened up a burger joint
I would love an Uncharted movie, but Tom Holland looks way too wimpy looking (currently) for me to find him a believable Nathan Drake.
Does Tom Holland have it in his contract that all movies in which he’s the star must have posters that are complete ass?
This has got to be a money laundering scheme, right?
God... that looks like horse shit. Even Bollywood movies had better posters than this shitfest. After I saw 'flying ships' I lost my all hope...
Sony / Columbia is literally incapable of making a poster / marketing correctly.
Looks like a Dwayne Johnson action flick lol
Tom Holland looks nothing like Nathan Drake, and Mark Wahlberg is a terrible actor.
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Ah yes Marky Mark. The racist that beat an Asian man blind while calling him racial slurs.
“Hey, say hi to your mom for me, alright?”
That's all I can think about when I see him.
This will bomb so fucking hard. It looks dogshit. They couldn’t even get Sully to have a moustache. It’s like the producers looked at one trailer from the entire trilogy and said “alright, got it, thanks.”
Tom Holland is just overrated at this point. He’s in too many movies playing all sorts of characters. Yawn.
Literally every young man in a big movie over the last couple of years has been portrayed by either him or Timothée Chalamet. It breaks the immersion for me when they’re in that many different movies.
Ugh not an ounce of creativity with this poster.
why does every poster look like this?
Cover the name at the bottom and try to guess what movie this is by the picture. What a fuckup of a movie.
Pretty bad casting
Honestly, is this a money laundering scheme?
This casting is soo bad
Sully looks more like drake than drake
Tom "Current Hollywood Golden Boy" Holland and Mark "Blind a man in a racial hate crime" Wahlberg. Good times.
Man these posters need to stop using the EXACT SAME format every time. It's tiresome.
Of all the young white guys in Hollywood they could have chosen for this role, why Tom Holland? Terrible casting in my opinion. I’m guessing Sony promised him another franchise role so he would keep playing Spider-Man.
I hope this movie flops. Whalberg is terrible and I’m so tired of the Holland hype. I’m convinced playing a Marvel role is one of the easiest assignments in Hollywood as you instantly gain a loyal fanbase that will die defending your acting agility.
I have no hope for this movie.
Looks like all that's missing is The Rock in a golf hat.
For a poster that is so low effort, I can only imagine the quality of this movie
Should have done it with Nathan Fillion years ago. Tom Holland is Spider Shit.
I can’t believe the rock isn’t in this.
Look I get it "he's too old" but I still feel an old Nathan Fillion uncharted would be better than this
Just going to call it, Tom Holland was the wrong actor to cast in this film.
Remember when Antonio Bedares was famous enough to get his name on the movie poster?
Having Mark Wahlberg be in this movie I already know it’s going to be terrible.
Movie posters all blend together anymore. I can't imagine hanging a lot of recent ones on a wall
Hollywood need to stop with this shitty celebrity pyramite type poster
😂😂😂😂 Who was responsible for this casting... 🙈😂😂😂
An algorithm I suspect.
But where did all the bees go??
Hahahahahahaha
Bland: The Movie.
It couldn’t be any more generic if it tried 😂
Hollywood, stop it.
this looks so fucking boring
It’ll either be a surprising sleeper hit and make a pile of cash just off brand and name recognition, or it’ll just about break even on a home entertainment deal and they’ll shrug it off and reboot in less than 10 years with a properly aged Nathan Drake.
That ain't Sully sorry
I always reserve judgement till I've actually seen the movie but I still think Tom Holland looks too young to play Nathan drake
I wouldn’t even know it was an uncharted movie if it didn’t have the name Uncharted. You could say this was Fast and the Furious 28 and I’d believe you.
Terrible casting all the way around
I wish Mark Wahlberg would just fuck off.
Why??? Just play the game or watch it on YouTube...the game is a fucking movie
Co-written by a guy who has zero respect for the fan base and source material of his projects. What could go wrong?
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Is this a fantasy film from the 80’s?
That isn't even 80s art, though. That's a cobbled together 2000s DVD cover. The