[Pryor] Big congrats to Steelers QB Mitch Trubisky and his wife Hillary. Their first son Hudson was born a couple days ago.

The Titty Kisser about to dad dick training camp.

This is the best case scenario for us tbh, there’s something irreplaceable about dad dick energy

He’s gonna be jealous of his son breastfeeding isn’t he

Hey she has two for a reason doesn't she?

it's not like the kid takes both of the titties

Probably relieved with the shortage of formula going around.

I'm imagining him walking around the house screaming/crying into his wife's chest like Kevin did Pam in the Office

What is this in reference to?

He'll be teaching his son how to kiss them titties

Nah, he'll just take the one that's not being used.

With the formula shortage she will have no other option

This is what I came to the thread for

https://tenor.com/bK4WK.gif

Might arrange for him to run out of gas on the highway to clear out the competition.

Like father like son.

Yes

Kid likes titties. Like father, like son.

You know Mitch is gonna be all over those mommy milkers

How do you think the child was conceived?

Poor kid will never get a chance to breastfeed

Fuck I love this sub

Should have named him Mitchson.

Trubisky Ver Trubiskyson

"Hudson?" Really? Instead of "Monongahela?"

Was "Schuylkill" not available?

This seems like a good opportunity to inform people that 'Monongahela' is pronounced 'muh-NON-ga-HAY-la,' not 'muh-NON-ga-HEE-la.'

Holy crap guys lol

Reddit is absolutely unoriginal

If you had to click into this thread to know what every single comment was going to say then you havent been on

But that kid will never get fed!

You know what, I’m fine with the comments being swarmed about how someone loves titties over a flood of rapist jokes every time our QB gets mentioned, to be fair

You’re just mad you didn’t think of it.

Mitch love tiddies, Sam Howell loves tendies. That's my UNC QBs!

CMV: Sam Howell should be nicknamed "Tendieman"

Should have named him Allegany

'Allegheny' would be the proper spelling.

Everyone making titty jokes, I came for the geographical references.

Also acceptable would have been Ohio (very poor choice) or Monongahela (epic choice)

Trubisky to the Giants confirmed.

Should have named him Mentor. How are you gonna name your son after a rival high school?

Mitch "kissing titties and making babies" Trubisky

Watch out Pittsburgh, he has dad strength now!

[Schefter] Mitch Trubisky, who has struggled to find a starting role at QB as of late, has a newborn son Hudson. Mitch is also projected to be facing another backup role to his wife’s titties

Rofl

Future NVP

Congrats on the tiddies, Mitch

Good thing there’s two titties.

Not with baby formula shortages.

First words: Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

Big Buff-a-love out to the Trubisky family. We wish him well on and off the Field. Congrats !

Hudson named after Doc Hudson from the movie cars?

Predicting the 2050 Green Bay Packers will be run by Hudson Trubisky, where he will win many championships prompting the town to be renamed Hudson's Bay.

Looks like someone else is going to be kissing titties.

Hudson is not one of the Three Rivers, Mitchell.

Beats Ohio.

He was conceived on an ice fishing trip just south of Mitchs hometown.

In that case, Kent was nearby, so why not just name him Kent?

Hey, it was awfully nice of them to put the “welcome home” sign up for him. Hudson will enjoy reading that.

Hudson Trubisky, HOF class of 2064 calling it now

Trubisky is about to come into the Season with suspiciously strong bones

Brooke Pryor sucks

Why's that?

Congrats my boy !!

Then they adopt 2 other kids in a few weeks.

"hagrid voice"................ YOU'RE A YINZER, HUDSON.

Y'all are going on about titties, but I'm just here wondering how Hillary looks so good and refreshed a couple days removed from childbirth. In my (second-hand) experience it's eye bags and crazy hair galore.

How can two people mutually agree that Hudson is a good first name?

His wife looks like she’s all of 12 years old.

She looks like she is in her 20s. I'm not sure you know what a 12 year old looks like.

I was about to say the same. Maybe not 12 but she definitely doesn’t look like she’s in her 20s. My teenage daughter and her whole class look older than she does.

I actually really like that name

Yea smh should’ve named him Barkevious

Seriously, who's named Mitch nowadays?

"Good job cumming inside her. Way to go." -Pryor

Mitch "Hud" Trubisky

4th quarter Hudson

Bitch Titties got himself a baby. Nice!

How do they know hes gonna have another son

Congrats Mitch !

Congratulations to him!

Can someone explain to me the titty joke? I genuinely don’t know

He tweeted it when he was a teenager. Internet never forgets. Lucky boobies.

Big ups to Trubisky. Congrats and welcome to the parent club!

Witch Wubisky

There’s a new tiddy kisser in town.

Looks like ann veal from arrested development

Quarantine this comment section

Mitch, to Hudson: Everywhere the light touches is our kingdom..

Mess with enough titties and this is what happens.

Her tits will be extra sore now

Hudson sure is a weird way of spelling Tiddy Kissy Jr

Sucks he’s never gonna know what it’s like to win against the Bengals in his lifetime 😢

“There was nothing to do in Buffalo except each other” -Jordan Matthews

My two biggest achievements in life are knowing Hillary from HS and knowing a winner of the Bachelorette from HS

TKD (Titty Kissin' Daddy) about to set the league on fire.

I thought it said "Big Contract" at first glance.. did a whole WTF!?

Are they just really small or is that lamp huge?

She probably isn’t, but his wife looks underage

Hey, that's my (former) backup QB!

Hudson is already a titty kisser

That clearly isn’t a titty he is kissing …

Titty kisser and titty sucker