When Ozzy played halftime at the season opener, they skipped his performance, but they showed this song? I kept expecting it to pick up speed, but it stayed at the same weird slow tempo. The band was like the Mexican Roots. A very odd performance.
It's hard to drop a fully healthy Jimmy G. Most of his truly bad games have later been shown to be when he was playing injured, so when he's fully healthy he's pretty dang good.
The guy you saw last night was the same guy who committed a self inflicted safety while simultaneously throwing a pick-6. It’s frustrating and nerve racking to not know which QB is going to show up on game day.
Always nice to see old teammates getting together - super recent ones like CMC and Robbie and super old ones like Demeco and JJ Watt. That was a while back!
The only thing unrelated to football that you can complain about Jimmy is that you jsut know your girl will choose him over you and she would objectively make the better choice .
He's brought a positive locker room culture, taking the blame for losses that weren't entirely his fault. He doesn't have an ego, and very professional. His behavior towards Lance has that of big brother energy, training him to take over, not of "oh man this guy is taking my job so I'm going to be a dick to him". He isn't a horrible QB, but isn't elite. He is, however, a very nice person.
I have no idea who Marty Smith is but Sutcliffe's career sky-rocketed after a comedian impersonator did a couple sketches and John embraced the characterization.
I’m gnna shotgun a beer and go to bed. It was great shitposting with you all. See you all here for thanksgiving . Enjoy your gobble gobble from giant turkey gobblers and stuff.
If Jimmy keeps improving his footwork and decision making towards 2017 levels, I’m feeling like we need to have him back next year. Unless we can get Brady.
Statistically, this isn't even his best game. He had 3 other 4 TD performances with more yards against he Saints in 2019 as well as both Cards games that same year.
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Yes!
Purdy good drive for the Niners right there. Let’s go!
Just use cmc as a decoy f it
Wait… CMC hurt too?
It turned into a preseason game by the 4th quarter
Jimmy with time is like a Mexican…
…what?
As a ISU student I'm just happy to see Purdy play
in my stephen a smith voice PORNSTAR JIMMY
Unfortunate.
I just hope the Niners are treating CMC well
Jimmy saw the Patrick Mahomes commercials and decided he wants some. #JazzBath
The best parts of the game were the latinas and the half time show
When Ozzy played halftime at the season opener, they skipped his performance, but they showed this song? I kept expecting it to pick up speed, but it stayed at the same weird slow tempo. The band was like the Mexican Roots. A very odd performance.
Aiyuk is my fantasy playoff savior.
Same. Needed 9, Gould and Aiyuk saved me. 6-5 on the season after starting 2-5!!
Joe Buck to cable and Al Michaels to streaming is the best thing to happen to NFL play by play guys and I will plant my flag on this fucking hill lol.
I'll take Michaels over Buck any day
The prime time announcers being Michaels, Tirico and Buck is the best of all worlds.
Wait Murray didn't play?
A quick look at the box score would explain that he didn't play...
Goddammit, Cardinals. You had one job.
Time for the Thanos "Do it myself" meme
I’m not talking down on Lance at all, but how can you drop Jimmy G??
It's hard to drop a fully healthy Jimmy G. Most of his truly bad games have later been shown to be when he was playing injured, so when he's fully healthy he's pretty dang good.
The guy you saw last night was the same guy who committed a self inflicted safety while simultaneously throwing a pick-6. It’s frustrating and nerve racking to not know which QB is going to show up on game day.
Jimmy is dynamite until he throws a pick at the most crucial moment.
Jimmy is dynamite until one of his appendages explodes and he’s out another 10 games.
Feels great baby -Jimmy G
Great game for the Niners. If they can stay healthy. . . . .
I fucking love Jimmy
Throw it on a dime, like I ain't even trying
Jets better get Jimmy dude is made for the market
Nah man, Jets is where QB career go to die.
Always nice to see old teammates getting together - super recent ones like CMC and Robbie and super old ones like Demeco and JJ Watt. That was a while back!
Needed Conner to get 8 more yards smh. Bum ass Cardinals!
ANTHONY LYNN????
Yeah, we gave him a job
Yeah, Shany’s grooming him.
Yep he is the 49ers running back coach
RB coach now/Assistant head coach
Oh god Steelers vs Colts that'll be a barn burner.
/roar
3 straight 0s in the 2nd half. Holy shit.
Sign Ryan LT.
Mexico city is closer to more of the country than Washington DC is
Well, to be fair, the US is a very heavy East Coast country.
I hate when jimmy g gets interviewed when I’m with my girl she looking at him like eye candy bruh
I looked up his astrological sign to see if we’re compatible and I don’t even believe in that shit
I feel ya, broh.
My dude, look at him.
Homeboy was in my graduating high school class, he sat behind me in class. Dude def pulled in HS lol
And you aren't?
Mans an extremely handsome man
Bruh💀😭
She's gonna leave you
Dudes an extremely handsome dude.
I didn't even know Jimmy had dimples too. Guy just took every handsome gene from the pool and barely left anything for the rest of us 😩😭
nfl
Us: Please leave us alone but also bask in our greatness
man if y’all dont flex that mnf game😭
How likable is Jimmy G
He's the exact opposite of Zach Wilson
The only thing unrelated to football that you can complain about Jimmy is that you jsut know your girl will choose him over you and she would objectively make the better choice .
He's brought a positive locker room culture, taking the blame for losses that weren't entirely his fault. He doesn't have an ego, and very professional. His behavior towards Lance has that of big brother energy, training him to take over, not of "oh man this guy is taking my job so I'm going to be a dick to him". He isn't a horrible QB, but isn't elite. He is, however, a very nice person.
Legit one of my favorite Niners all time
Extremely
Gotdamn can we play in Mexico every season plz
As the away team
No big booty Latina is safe with Jimmy G around tonight.
If only we had the bye week after this game
Just one time, I want the player being interviewed to act like Ricky Bobby. Just lay it out there.
Don’t look into my soul with those piercing eyes Jimmy!
Jimmy G thirst trap
Is Sutcliffe actually the Mexican Marty smith and nobody knows about it?
I have no idea who Marty Smith is but Sutcliffe's career sky-rocketed after a comedian impersonator did a couple sketches and John embraced the characterization.
Time for the annual Thanksgiving tradition of watching the Lions lose on primetime
They did destroy the Giants, so who knows what's going to happen
Imagine being 4-7 right now, how embarrassing that must be.
Don't sound so bad
Truly I can’t imagine being 4-7
Yeah...awful. 😒
yea lol
The kind of win a good team should have against a team with a back up qb
Jimmy G is a back up…
Technically we had a backup QB in...
Technically both teams were using their back up QBs.
Jimmy G is so hot lol
Niners see you in Arizona
Jimmy really does look like a Disney prince. 😍🥰
This feels like a major step of momentum. Leading the Division after Week 11.
What’s up with the massive seat covers? Is attendance low?
Restaurant underneath
Attendance was 78,000, capacity is 86,000? I think
Jimmy interview 🔥🔥🔥
Jimerview
Jimmy G scoping the crowd for who he can bang tonight
in my stephen a smith voice PORNSTAR JIMMY
Yawn.... "aww, maaaan. Who am I gonna fuck tonight?"
Pornstars hoping to find him
A?
Or just the weather girl
Wtf happened to Robby Anderson
He looks like a crackhead lol
Oh lmao I forgot about that trash can
Nice knowing ya Cliff.
Put the Superbowl in Mexico city.
Congrats to the 49ers for finally pulling ahead of the rebuilding Seahawks and Geno Smith. Truly an NFC powerhouse.
Not our fault you're just overacheiving a little bit
Uhh, you all look pretty good, just saying. I still can’t believe we beat you.
Keep jimmy. Trade lance. He’s the nfl version of wiseman. He gonna bust cuz he aint got the experience
What a tough spot to be in. Jimmy G gets it done and is a leader.
we are so fucked next week
Idk is your defense as good as 2019? That game was rough until Kittle put a baby in your entire defense with 20 seconds left lol
And us the week after
Garoppolo vs. Brady NFC Championship game.
Even as a 9ers fan the amount of love the 9ers get as a 6-4 team is totally unreal.
They were getting mine as a 4-4 team. I still don't get it
to be fair this is a weird year and anything can happen on the NFC
It scares me
Jimmy, you beautiful motherfucker, what a great game.
“Cardinals will limp outta here 4-7” 😂😮💨
Oralé
Do you think Jimmy G looks at himself in the mirror a lot?
I think we all know the mirror looks at him.
I hope so. He is fine AF
He does the Christian Bale in "American Psycho" scene all the time
I would if I was him. 😩
I would if I were him
I would
Gosh even McCoy can’t keep eye contact with Jimmy
Hide all the Mexican moms. Jimmy G is about to fuck every single one of them.
Jesus 😂😂
Great Job 49ers
Robbie Anderson and CMC handshake there
FINAL COMMERCIAL COUNTER:
May you be blessed with even a fracyion of Jimmy's sexiness
Thank you for your service
My god I watched 50 minutes of commercials.
Don't spoil the ending of Andor. I want to find out if they destroy the Death Star.
By simply smiling while in Mexico, Jimmy Garoppolo has increased the country’s GDP by 300%.
Same for the birth rate
Wish we could have heard Colt and Jim
STOP SMILING JIMMY. IM ALREADY TRIPLE PREGNANT
I'll be honest I'm still trying to figure out what the "taco" play was
Jimmy G is the goat! dude plays solid football
Oh no!! A 3 hour flight home!!
End of 4. One of these teams won.
Fuck
I’m gnna shotgun a beer and go to bed. It was great shitposting with you all. See you all here for thanksgiving . Enjoy your gobble gobble from giant turkey gobblers and stuff.
First Place baby!
Feels great baby!
we are 4-0 in the division we are fine lol
GOD DAMN!! Jimmy G’s smile and those stats 😍🥰😍🥰
The best part was when it was over.
At the beginning of the 4th quarter
Undefeated in division play 👀
Jimmy G that player that walks around acting like he knows he's on camera all the time.
Colt McCoy curse BROKEN
Jimmy G is the heart of the Niners
This hard knocks episode will be juicy
idk if i've seen George Kittle go off like this before
He had 200 yards in the first half of a game against the Broncos in 2018
he was absurd when they weren't playing competitive football
If Jimmy keeps improving his footwork and decision making towards 2017 levels, I’m feeling like we need to have him back next year. Unless we can get Brady.
TBH I think he's better now than he was in 2017
Sexiest man of the league Jimmy G is having his career high game.
Statistically, this isn't even his best game. He had 3 other 4 TD performances with more yards against he Saints in 2019 as well as both Cards games that same year.
Jimmy showed out for the Latinas.
Next Monday night, we'll all have a good time watching my Colts beat the Steelers! Who's with me?
Jimmy's smile 🥺🔥⭐
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"It's gonna be a long trip back."
got this stadium EXCITED before Kickoff!!!
More close-ups of Jimmy’s face please
Jimmy haters quiet tonight
Jimmy’s gonna come back to the states and fuck Kyle’s wife for ever doubting him
Honestly. I saw the stats and his QBR is through the roof.
Jimmy and Shanny haters are quiet.
I thought he was getting carried by the team.
Jimmy had a phenomenal game
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No wonder I've had so many Bacon Kings this year...
I guess they got it their way
I don't think SVP can respond Joe
Jimmy G is playing his heart out today.
Zach Wilson's mother's friend: New phone, who dis?
Milfboy
I hope kyler plays warzone tonight and dies within the first 5 minutes every time