I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
The hell I will. You think for one fuckin second I'm gonna stop swearing? FUCK no. Imma keep doing it. Now specifically cause you fuckin told me not to so how about that? Whatcha gon do about it mutha fucka?!
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
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why are there so many people that their account deleted?
nothing just spammers
My profanity counter has the word negro in it but I was explaining a tweet that Cavani got in trouble for and now reddit makes me look racist
rip
Say you’re Spanish
Gracias [deleted]
Just blame it on Crayola
Bueno el otro día vi el carro de un amigo, la verdad el color negro le quedaba muy bien!
Prepare to be cancelled
How is that even profanity?
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how do u do this? just copy what u did?
u / profanitycounter [self]
Check your messages
No fuck you
No, fuck Kevin 😡
Fucking cringe
I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
You're just jealous because he got to have dessert after dinner
The hell I will. You think for one fuckin second I'm gonna stop swearing? FUCK no. Imma keep doing it. Now specifically cause you fuckin told me not to so how about that? Whatcha gon do about it mutha fucka?!
you are f ing right i will swear.
Light mode
Ooh… that’s not a good sign
Your skin looks like tango - Minecraft YouTube
Turbo virgin
Hell no, you use light reddit.
Ah hell nah, fuck dis guy
Impossible
i got an announcement to make, shadow is a bitch ass motherfucker.
No bitches?
light mode moment
“Light mode bad” mfs when they see grass
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
Only basement dwellers need to use dark mode
I dont wanna be like you. I dont like light mode.
"guys dont swear my mom checks my phone
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
u / profanitycounter [self]
suck
Fucking cringe
I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
Say Fuck
Don't
u /profanitycounter [self]
bro its the user 💀💀
Well done sir
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Good bot? I think... I dunno. Wtf just happened?
Shut the fuck up
H (I found you again)
Chad light mode
Use it on me fucker >:)
no
ew wtf light mode
The average virgin basement dwelling dark mode user
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Without the spaces, put a space only after the counter bit
Why are you using the green light mode? The pink one is better
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Did I get baited?
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