You just met yourself but there the opposite gender what do you do

Finally be able to play 2 player couch co op games

Clever 😎👍

same

Or versus games, me about to do 1v1s on Rust with girl me like in the good old times (assuming she still has a 360/PS3/Xbox One, I had a 360 but sold it to get the PS4)...

That’s Nice :)

honestly same

ah the thing I want to do the most

It would be a wholesome time

Better not make it holesome, Damn I'm sexyy

Would advice her not to be like me

Understandable

That's probably what she would do as well

Lol ye

War crimes

🔫🐸 bet

Is killing yourself but in another body suicide or homycide?

say in sync "finally someone to listen to my favorite songs while cuddling with"

I can’t imagine you would do anything untoward,

Time for some trolling

OH BOI, THOSE ARE GONNA BE SOME NICE PRANKS AND SHENANIGANS

Ask what boys think about

What will happen if we warm water until it's molecules move at 99.999% speed of light

It would take an infinite amount of energy to move time, as time is infinite. This means that instead of time moving through you, you move through time. This means you emit an unknown force that propels you forward in time. If you learn to control this force, you can stop moving through time, making it appear frozen, move forward in time, or even backwards in time.

Did you know it's plausible to put an entire copy of Super Mario Sunshine (or any Nintendo Gamecube game) inside the human genome?

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches, and racoons can fit into holes 4 inches wide, meaning that you can fit almost 2 entire racoons up your ass at once

Play Minecraft, duh.

Be best friends with her

Play coop Portal 2 with her

if i played coop portal with myself i would get nowhere doesnt matter the gender i already stink at singleplayer portal 2 (getting stuck in levels for way longer than normal)

Butt secks

Cool 👌

Same

I mean we are both horní people...

That's selfcest.

The term "go fuck yourself" has gotten a whole new meaning.

nope, you're both dolní

smash

You mean smash Bros....right?

😎👍 nice

is that just masturbating

That seems like incest on steroids

[удалено]

Cuddling

Hello my stylish friend

sell organs and buy pc

this guy knows da we

Ah but you forget, because they are you they will also be trying to do the same to you

Bro's playing 4d chess

Ok so,

Opposite gender mate

This is a wholesome one

Is it masturbating if you’re fucking yourself?

No it’s technically incest cause you’re still related I think?

selfcest

Alot of questions

3. no thanks, i'm kinda in the mood for a sandwich tho

fight

Ok you like it ruff I get it

Be jealous of them, then date them

Force them to create OnlyFans, and because technicly they're still me, all of the money they make off of OnlyFans is mine too. After all of this I'm filthy rich

her: "no"

Smashh

boobs

😏👍 yes

Probably hide them in the bin, there’s enough pain in the world because of one me

Cuddles.

"Nice tits."

If you smash yourself dats incest

Find a way to swap bodies so we’ll both be happy

It would be nice to have someone else to play Halo with for once

i feel this

Tell her not to be an idiot.

Not sex because that's like super incest

We can finally play Duelo Maestro by Nacho21 and Bang Gang by Danzmen on Geometry Dash

we fuckin

Become best friend

Wait, would they just be a cis man,

Same I’m wondering cause I’m a trans guy 😭

Hug and have the best day ever!

Are we still trans?

Ayo? 😳😳😳🧐🧐🧐🧐

Help, I’m a trans guy, do I meet fully transitioned me or do I just meet my old girl self or maybe a trans girl version of me?

I think it would literally be you but the opposite. Since you’re a trans guy, they would probably be a trans girl. The opposite of your birth gender and wanting to be the opposite of your current gender.

when the rules arent clear enough and just become confused:

The opposite of a trans guy is a trans girl

They would be a trans girl

I would probably smash but take it very slowly and let it develop like a actual relationship

Wait could y’all use gene editing to swap genitals?

Hang out ig?

Argue over something stupid ig

Probably not the best looks but not the worst. Cudle.

Videogames dumbass

Play minecraft

1v1 rust

Do the same thing Loki did

throw hands instantly. Benjamina is getting the 1-2 Chris brown

they're as horny as me right?

Oh 100%

Hug myself? Can I? I don't really care if it's male or female version, I just wanna hug myself

See who’s penis is bigger.

Wait

I would take more than one job and have the female clone help me with work and school studies and save up enough money to get 2 tickets to Japan and live there the rest of my life

Very descriptive ok

well i mean did they just appear or have they always been here u jsut now noticed ?

Well first sit down and question how this happened then probably talk a bit learn about each other then smash

Finely, a Worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

Ok obviously we do the deed but first make some sick indie rock demos and play Minecraft

Ignore myself as everyone does, probably

Finally I met my "match".

Netflix and chill 👌

yo we're gonna go work on CJs and muscle cars together

Honestly the only way Im ever gonna be in a relationship, so cuddle probably ._.

Doesn't need to be with them.

“Go fuck yourself!” “Don’t mind if I do!”

Probably become best friends bc he’s probably gay n we’d have so much in common

finally i can get some questions answered,then play titanfall with someone who has a skill solution too

see how big the dick i always refer to is

Cry and have a panic attack

But why

People always tell me to fuck myself so I guess I have to

Nah he will look Dream and I’ll throw up

Fight to the death. winner takes all

Fuck

Woah, a me that's non-binary but like, in an opposite way! Somehow?

Instead of being no gender they are every gender🗿

Fuck🙂

all you guys be horny out here, anyways

Most self aware redditor

I would kill her, My narc tendencies cannot allow two

I will suck their toes ig

😏👌

Sex

LITERALLY SMASH

Seggs

smash~

I’d fuck em, weirdly enough

Harvest body and organs

ask them who the hell are they and why are they in my room at 2200

Insult eachother

my agender self 😰

Well if you have a dick they'll have a vagina and vice versa. It's hardly quantum physics

Would it make more sense if they said the opposite sex

Segg

how big are the tits

If you are fat and have man boobs, they have the opposite, which is small tits.

Kill them, disgusting freak, HOW DARE THEY EXIST!!! DUMB ASS PIG!!

Idk it depends on if girl me is hot

I leave

Date them cause we’d have a lot in common 😳

Ask if people actually do like me of is my lack of bitches due to my cowardness

Be jealous

I would absolutely fuck my self ! Cuz any how it's me and I used to check owr my over all size as well as taste them so this is my most honest reply !

*they’re

Their

Rant about shows/movies/books and do some show/movie marathons

Just call her fat

That would be incest or masturbation

Pedophilia

date

Do you think I'm hot?

I would smash. Because they know what you like, they know exactly what turns you on.

give them a gun then tell them to shoot me

Uhh- play videogames perhaps?

See which one of us is superior

Freak the fuck out probably

I would commit several war crimes in the Cosovo

I don't know what the fuck my gender is. I'm pretty fluid tbh sooo I'd just meet me ig

Have a in depth conversation about watches and watchmaking, coz no one will spend 3h talking to me about that

I guess you mean opposite sexes. In which case we are SO switching bodies. GOODBYE DYSPHORIA HELLO JOY!

This is the most narcissistic post I’ve ever see

smash

Finally, someone I can play Hanafuda with

omg the amount of stuff we can do to conquer the world

I fuck them and hope it’s legally considered masturbation

If you fucked urself, could you get urself pregnant?? Would that be incest??

Duel!

run away

I would be confused as I'm nonbinary and bigender and i have no idea whats the opposite of that

Cry that they got to be the gender they are.

Is it incest

Have them become my new best friend,with second place being my other best friend who is a girl.

Try to seduce them, but they would probably not get the signals.

Be jealous

As is she has no bitches as me

"So... do you like video games?"

form a band

I wouldn't be friends with myself cause I would be sick of me in like a day or so, probably just screw myself.

Go on a weight loss journey where the end goal is to become healthier & love both our selves & each other. Then smash

would write some nice songs, play games and chess maybe?

Hating each other

Hentai better

you know. cosplay with myself and just hope he’s better at makeup than me🧍

World dominance

he would probably be a psychopath

I'm agender, what is the opposite gender for me?

Does she have the same memories as mine?

Either become best friends or kill them

Panic, talk for a bit and then... wherever that takes us