If that was my mother she wouldn’t have bothered. She’d have waited me out to get a proper shot. Or rather multiple. The longer you evade the longer it’d last
I only once ran from a beating. I started circling the table like crazy. I had also prepped in advance for said beating by putting on 10 pairs of underwear. By the time I got caught and they noticed the pairs of underwear, they were laughing too hard to proceed with beating. One small victory for child - one giant W for all children.
One time I barricaded my bedroom door and my mom absolutely lost it. I (like 6) had a doctors appointment where I knew I’d be getting shots. My bedroom was one of those where the closet stuck out in the room and the closet was right in front of the door so you could open teh door but there was a wall right there. I pushed a big play house right right between that wall and the door and then put every toy I owned inside the house it between it and the door. My mom spent thirty minutes trying to break the door down and screaming at me. When she finally got her arm through and started moving toys and forced her way in she was so mad she broke a spatula beating my ass
One day my step dad told me to go find a belt after I had been acting up and I spent 10 minutes going through all of my belts to find the softest one, just to have him use his anyway. Idk if it was his plan all along either way I wasn't spanked with the cloth belt I chose.
Oh dang this is a trip down memory lane. I remember as a kid I could climb the molding and pull this move to travel from our family room to the kitchen without touching the floor.
It really does boggle the mind that parents can see their child literally climb the walls to get away from a spanking and think “yes, this is a correct and cool and good way to teach my child right from wrong.”
Yeah some of the "fun" childhood memories are rather disturbing in my opinion. Is it still so common to hit your child as a punishment? In my country that's illegal.
They dont care, they think being feared and having an "obedient" child is the right/ proper way. "Its how I was raised" mentality. In other words, short sighted idiocy by fuckwits who need to feel the fear they make their kids feel. People who still hit their kids should get hit by competitors from the worlds strongest man/woman competitions.
It’s more she is doing it badly. My dad would spank my ass occasionally if I was being an shitter. (ie destroying property) It was always administered calmly and clinically so the lesson is not I am mad at you and more this is wrong now you pay the consequences. If done properly whipping is not child abuse.
Well my parents did spank me and the like, but I still love them. Of course I was never spanked past about the age of 6-7. They also never spanked me unless I'd monumentally fucked up. Like the time I was throwing a baseball in the house and smashed the glass cover on a clock that my dad's company had gifted him. Spanking your children and loving them are not mutually exclusive.
Half these comments never seen the kid running away from his hispanic mother and her BEAMING him in the back of the head from a block away with her slipper
Lmao I did this in my grandparents stairs as a kid. My grandma nearly had a heart attack when she went to go up the stairs and saw me doing this going down towards her. Then I was no longer allowed (when adults were present) to wall walk up and down the stairs. Luckily they didn’t care about us taking the mattress off my sisters bed and riding it down the stairs. My grandma would even get us extra pillows to cushion the landing zone haha
This parent is a noob. My mom had had enough xp to access the heat seeking cruise slipper from the moment i spawned. There was no hiding, no getting away.
If this was me many moons ago the chair would have deffo come into play but it would have likely been thrown at me to dislodge me from the walls then I would have had a worse hiding for trying to avoid it in the first place :/
Crazy that people want to hit their kids when they can stem like a pro in a slot canyon. Wait for them to get down, then give them a bowl of warm soapy water and a rag to clean up after themselves, then go get them an ice cream.
Must be a childless aunt - a real mom or a grandma would be able to knock a zit off your nose from 300 yards and it would bounce back like Captain America's shield
I guess it's good that I'm not a parent because I'd start bets about how long he could stay up there before needing to get down and grab a stopwatch. Lol I'd also challenge him to beat his personal best.
I remember the first time seeing a kid do this, i threw a ball at my cousin down the hallway and he did this to jump over it and I nearly had a seizure from laughing so hard!
You ever stop in the middle of doing something so ridiculous, you have a sudden moment of awareness where you ask, “wait, wtf are we even doing right now,” and decide to call it quits? This is what should have happened here.
the kid is perfectly understandable for doing that. Hurting your kid like that makes you a bad parent and i don’t care what you have to say about that.
If that were my ma, she would've threw the slippers at him. Hell, if she ran out (which I doubt) she would've grabbed the belt and started using it as a whip lmao.
If that was my mother she wouldn’t have bothered. She’d have waited me out to get a proper shot. Or rather multiple. The longer you evade the longer it’d last
My mother probably would have sprayed me with Mortein.
She should have
Mine would’ve grabbed a studded belt, fuck a lil ass flip flop gonna do
Damn imagine your kids are so afraid of you they turn into Spider-Man
What a shitty parent. When we were kids, my mom could headshot-360-no-scope me and my siblings all day long with her slipper.
Ikr, my mom even unlocked the diamond slipper doing so.
la chancla
Reminds of this skit
Had me in the first half.
My mum could headshot me no scope with a bic cigarette light from almost any position in the house.
Are you really a parent if you don't unlock the diamond hand skin
Wow this comment sent me on a ride, I thought you were going to go on a rant about child abuse and this happened
Wow, that does sound like a shitty parent!
Slippers are noobshit
I only once ran from a beating. I started circling the table like crazy. I had also prepped in advance for said beating by putting on 10 pairs of underwear. By the time I got caught and they noticed the pairs of underwear, they were laughing too hard to proceed with beating. One small victory for child - one giant W for all children.
I would use books lol, didnt get a laugh though
One time I barricaded my bedroom door and my mom absolutely lost it. I (like 6) had a doctors appointment where I knew I’d be getting shots. My bedroom was one of those where the closet stuck out in the room and the closet was right in front of the door so you could open teh door but there was a wall right there. I pushed a big play house right right between that wall and the door and then put every toy I owned inside the house it between it and the door. My mom spent thirty minutes trying to break the door down and screaming at me. When she finally got her arm through and started moving toys and forced her way in she was so mad she broke a spatula beating my ass
One of the few spankings I ever received, I told my dad “didn’t hurt” supposedly.
You guys really all had your parents hit you, eh?
One day my step dad told me to go find a belt after I had been acting up and I spent 10 minutes going through all of my belts to find the softest one, just to have him use his anyway. Idk if it was his plan all along either way I wasn't spanked with the cloth belt I chose.
My son once avoided a spanking by falling asleep.
What did you do? That sounds like proper childhood mischief and so wholesome
My mom would have come back with a broom.
Oh dang this is a trip down memory lane. I remember as a kid I could climb the molding and pull this move to travel from our family room to the kitchen without touching the floor.
We were all spiderman for a very short time
It really does boggle the mind that parents can see their child literally climb the walls to get away from a spanking and think “yes, this is a correct and cool and good way to teach my child right from wrong.”
In no small part because many people do not see children as independent beings with thoughts and emotions.
Yeah some of the "fun" childhood memories are rather disturbing in my opinion. Is it still so common to hit your child as a punishment? In my country that's illegal.
This separates the actual humans from mongoloids cosplaying as one.
TBF they climb the walls to get away from any dinner that isn’t chicken nuggets, too.
Excuse me but what the fuck?
You gotta come down soon bwoi
This lady's chancla game is pretty weak.
I hate how a lot of people think this isn't batshit insane
Honestly, why the fuck do parents do this, can someone explain, like all its gonna teach them is to fear you, not love you.
It's a bit wild seeing everyone treat child abuse so nonchalantly in this thread lmao
They dont care, they think being feared and having an "obedient" child is the right/ proper way. "Its how I was raised" mentality. In other words, short sighted idiocy by fuckwits who need to feel the fear they make their kids feel. People who still hit their kids should get hit by competitors from the worlds strongest man/woman competitions.
It’s more she is doing it badly. My dad would spank my ass occasionally if I was being an shitter. (ie destroying property) It was always administered calmly and clinically so the lesson is not I am mad at you and more this is wrong now you pay the consequences. If done properly whipping is not child abuse.
Well my parents did spank me and the like, but I still love them. Of course I was never spanked past about the age of 6-7. They also never spanked me unless I'd monumentally fucked up. Like the time I was throwing a baseball in the house and smashed the glass cover on a clock that my dad's company had gifted him. Spanking your children and loving them are not mutually exclusive.
Solid contact just barely nicking between the legs would have KO’d him to the floor
Everyone telling stories of them getting hit with a slipper
Don’t hit kids.
This is not a kid, it's a spider!
Going to either leave that spider alone, or get a bigger slipper. My vote is to leave it alone, it will eventually get tired and move on.
Silly child.
Sadly this mom wasn't latina enough.
That’s sad, not funny, and the kid could get pretty badly injured if he fell from up there. Why are there parents out there like this?
Spider-kid, Spider-kid, does whatever a child does
I'm gonna tell my kids that this is the Spiderman everyone talked about.
“Wait don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself! So imma just hit you until you get down!” Sound logic mom
Guess who's dying sad and alone. This mother
Video tries to make this situation funny but hitting your kid isn't acceptable.
It looks like as if she's some form of an NPC that cannot reach you.
Why's she keep trying to hit him in the balls?
Me: i didnt like ninjas for nothing hand signs air style boomerang chancla jutsu! throws aiming for the balls
Who takes these pictures of Spiderman?
That ain’t no kid
My dad would've just pulled out the belt for longer range
Spiderman: Stuck at home.
Half these comments never seen the kid running away from his hispanic mother and her BEAMING him in the back of the head from a block away with her slipper
Spiderman could never!
Lmao I did this in my grandparents stairs as a kid. My grandma nearly had a heart attack when she went to go up the stairs and saw me doing this going down towards her. Then I was no longer allowed (when adults were present) to wall walk up and down the stairs. Luckily they didn’t care about us taking the mattress off my sisters bed and riding it down the stairs. My grandma would even get us extra pillows to cushion the landing zone haha
is he climbed up like that, that's why her mom is beating him. or he has climbed up because his mom was beating him
My mom could disable me with "the look".
Why not just jump up a bit and pull him down?
Parents who beat their kids tend to be lazy …. hence the hitting versus the teaching or talking etc.
She probably hasn’t jumped or exercised since high school.
Time to upgrade to a wooden spoon or spatula like my grandma used to chase us with. Extended reach! lol
Get the broomstick, aim upwards, and SHOOM!
Being a kid was so fun. The power to weight ratio allows you to do shit like this much more easily. The square cube law is a bitch.
Her kid obviously doesn't need a beating but an exorcism.
Downloadvideo Link
Broom time.
Mannn the chancla’s range was unlimited. After a few headshots, you realized running is an act of futility.
lmao i did this as a kid
Reminds me of Baki where the third member of the mouth is up on the wall while fighting #2
This is called evolution
Weak ass chancla gaaaame.
Well that was anticlimactic, but I was also expecting her to throw it and the kid to dodge it, so it’s my own fault for being disappointed
Spiderman when he was little
Evolve adapt overcome
thats no kid thats spiderman
I'd be up there taunting and talking shit, knowing full well my ass is coming down in three minutes and I'm being sent to see god.
Can’t stay up there forever
Fake. Mom's have impeccable aim with slippers.
La chancla.
This parent is a noob. My mom had had enough xp to access the heat seeking cruise slipper from the moment i spawned. There was no hiding, no getting away.
Balls will bring anybody down. Repost or not.
What an animal. She needs to go to prison just like she would if she was beating anyone but her son.
On god that was me too! My mom would make me stay up there forever and then woop my ass. But i got in her head so it was worth it lmfao
Shouldn't this be in
Omg I used to climb the walls exactly like this. Good times.
My mom could throw it across the home. She could even account for the swing and it still hit the target.
Just whack him on the nuts. He'll come down....
Just assault your child even worse than you're already doing 😍
I just realized an entire four people misunderstood sarcasm! Lol! Oh lord!
My mom would give me a barage.
My aunt and my mom would snipe the shit out of me if i tried that shit.
Que es “slipper?” We had a chancla mounted on the wall to solve all problems in the house.
She's an amateur. She could just go get a chair and wait him out. Easy
If this was me many moons ago the chair would have deffo come into play but it would have likely been thrown at me to dislodge me from the walls then I would have had a worse hiding for trying to avoid it in the first place :/
Just like any spider in my house, if it aint gonna be the slipper, it’ll be the salt gun.
He's a spider splicer from bioshock
Alex Honold was born this way
Crazy that people want to hit their kids when they can stem like a pro in a slot canyon. Wait for them to get down, then give them a bowl of warm soapy water and a rag to clean up after themselves, then go get them an ice cream.
Miles?
I’m familiar with La Chancla! 🩴
I msan fair enough I'd run too
Must be a childless aunt - a real mom or a grandma would be able to knock a zit off your nose from 300 yards and it would bounce back like Captain America's shield
She forgot the forbidden technique the slipper throw
She should have thrown the slipper. That's what my mom would've done lol.
My mom would have left me with a bed and lamp.
I guess it's good that I'm not a parent because I'd start bets about how long he could stay up there before needing to get down and grab a stopwatch. Lol I'd also challenge him to beat his personal best.
Throw it?
Broomstick, ye noob!!
I remember the first time seeing a kid do this, i threw a ball at my cousin down the hallway and he did this to jump over it and I nearly had a seizure from laughing so hard!
I'm proudly proud as a redittor to call that move : "a 180 wallsplat T-BAG"
I thought he was about to shit on her
Jump attack for a critical hit
Who's the bad guy
Imagine beating your child. Terrible human.
You ever stop in the middle of doing something so ridiculous, you have a sudden moment of awareness where you ask, “wait, wtf are we even doing right now,” and decide to call it quits? This is what should have happened here.
NGL, the kid's showing some athleticism there.
Yo i thought she was about to hit his balls
Fear of the slipper runs deep
Child abuse isn't funny.
Spider 🕷 Man
the kid is perfectly understandable for doing that. Hurting your kid like that makes you a bad parent and i don’t care what you have to say about that.
what the fuck is wrong with this woman, he’s trying to fucking escape. and she’s going to make him fucking fall!!! what dumbasses.
The chancla is no match for Spider-Chico 😂
This is why there are fly swatters shaped like shoes.
If that were my ma, she would've threw the slippers at him. Hell, if she ran out (which I doubt) she would've grabbed the belt and started using it as a whip lmao.
Does anybody know whether it is legal to beat your child in Germany? Cuz my parents did and threatened me with a whole bunch of stuff.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can......
Lol
Here we call it........... CHAPPAL. And it really does put the fear of God into you lol
If that was my mama and my nuts were out there like that....
Dude if she would’ve smacked him directly in the balls that would’ve been the end for him.
Got at kid with slipper✓
Huh?
Thanks for being a vigilant dick
What are you on about?
Yank lil nigga down
He gonna get a wallopin.