Favorite 2: “Listen to me. I don’t have shit to confess. Except maybe the fact that I rubbed one out right where you’re sitting just to calm down a bit.”
Don’t remember the exact quote but “I’m ready for my god damn skin suit. Hope you brought an extra long tape measure on account for my humongous balls”
“It’s because you got no guts” (proceeds to disembowel spencer) “how embarrassing there they are inside you the whole time you did have guts I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life”
A lot of his dialouge drove me insane, but when Daryl says "you should probably kill me" his "don't threaten me with a good time" before shooting the whisperer instead was admittedly gold
"You see, Rick, whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the new world order. And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it."
“i am guessing that a lot of you folks thought I was dead, chewed up, never to be crapped out again. Well here’s a little refresher on who the hell I am. I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille and my nutsack is made of steel. I am not dying, until I am damn good and ready. “
Season 9 when Maggie confronted Negan while in the cell... When he broke down and told Maggie "Kill Me, so I can be with my wife"... It brought a different observation on him, what he deep down wanted...
I forget the line exactly but when negan is talking to Gabriel and basically explains how smelling works while Gabriel is cleaning his bedpan and goes “Something that was in my ass goes RIGHT up your nose.”
I dont recall the exact words but it was something like: " oh wow that widow is alive, gun-as-blazing" 😆 🤣 For those who didn't get it, it was the comment he made about Maggie when he found out she was alive. LOL
"You know the one about the prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but he didn't know shit and he got himself and everyone he cared about killed? Spoiler. It's you."
"Do you care to pay your respects?"
The fact that I can hear his voice
This the kinda thing that just tickles my balls
Haha, that was hilarious! 😆
“🙂my apologies”
My favourite lol
*freaky-ass smile
Came here for this!!! I just told my brother, the other day, that I didn’t realize just how creepy Gabe was until Negan pointed it out. Lol
“Holy shit everybody hold your fire it’s Carl”
Loll, his special respect for Carl..from the first interaction, Negan called him the future serial killer haha
One of my favorites
Yes this is my favorite 😭😭
“you killed a lot of my people, and when i sent my people to kill your people for killing my people… YOU killed more of my people….”
“More than I’m comfortable with” LMAO
"I said I will SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN! ....no exceptions."
"LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG! Let me IN ;) "
This is the best quote!
I love that he brought that quote back when he arrived at the Whisperers' territory.
That was cool. Hated the character in the comics. JDM did one hell of a job making him not just believable but actually compelling on the show.
Love this one
Favorite 2: “Listen to me. I don’t have shit to confess. Except maybe the fact that I rubbed one out right where you’re sitting just to calm down a bit.”
Loook everybody, it's Rick! Your people are making me lose my voice!
That second one is the only possible answer. I HATED having to listen to Negan until that episode
“What the fuck?”
“What the shit”*
“Did you just trip me? What are you twelve?”
Remember line this has tickled me something fierce lmao
which episode was this?
You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit?
I heard he got everyone he gave a shit about killed.
Suck ass, Rick! And you pushed me, Rick!
It's about you!
“Without Fat Joey, Skinny Joey is just… Joey. So it’s a GODDAMN tragedy”
There it is!
CARL! I thought we were having a moment you little asshole.
I remember laughing my ass off when I first saw that scene.
One that immediately comes to mind is: father, not the father
Even Gabriel laughed at that one. 🤣
This was too funny 😂
You did have guts. I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life!
What a great end for Spencer, that slimy pissant.
Underrated as fuck quote
It’s about to be pee pee pants city in here reaaal soon
“hope ya got your shittin pants on”
Cos your about to shit your pants
HOT DIGGITY DOG swoosh this place is magnificent!
Intense camera pan out view
Don’t remember the exact quote but “I’m ready for my god damn skin suit. Hope you brought an extra long tape measure on account for my humongous balls”
This was classic, specially with the background music
“Starving? You?”
By “practically”, you mean not really
This whole exchange between him and Olivia is one of my favorite scenes in the whole show. I mean his face when she slaps him! 😆
“A baseball bat doesn’t have a pussy! Hahahaha GET THE HELL OUT.”
“Just so you know, I am about 50% more into you now”
“Holy crap , you are creepy as shit”
From the comic. Alexandria getting bombed.
“I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.”
the way i’m reading all these and can hear his voice so clearly
One of my favorite lines.
I won’t lie. I was incredibly turned on by him when he said those words
The comic line about spinning his dick till he took off like a helicopter.
Man I love that line, and all the Saviors looking at each other all confused afterwards. Wish they kept it.
Best villain ever
Look everybody it’s Rick! I’m losing my voice just for you Rick”
“and that adds up to a whole ASS LOAD, of guns”
"You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doin' that."
"are u still alive?" "I'M A MOTHER FUCKING CAT!"
Is it ever explained why they didn't go into Negan's animorphing ability more? Unbravo gimple.
"You're still looking at me the same damn way -- like I shit in your scrambled eggs."
“It’s because you got no guts” (proceeds to disembowel spencer) “how embarrassing there they are inside you the whole time you did have guts I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life”
How tf has no one mentioned “ excuse the shit out my god damn French” yet?? ICON
“This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls”
Father Not The Father
Your kid, he hid in one of my trucks and machine gunned a bunch of my men down, and I brought him home safe and sound... and I fed him spaghetti!
“And, I fed him spaghetti”
His introduction dialogue
When he calls Beta Fe Fi Fo Asshole is the best - and everyone else is wrong lol
And when he calls him "Frowny McTwoknives" haha
I will shut that shit down, no exceptions!
I love a lot of his lines from 9x16..
“Gaby boy, why don't you just nestle in below me and let me baby bird a little bit of my wisdom into that pretty little mouth of yours.”
A lot of his dialouge drove me insane, but when Daryl says "you should probably kill me" his "don't threaten me with a good time" before shooting the whisperer instead was admittedly gold
When he refers to Sasha as having “beach ball sized lady nuts”. I use that one a lot.
People are a RESOURCE!
"You see, Rick, whatever you do, no matter what, you don't mess with the new world order. And the new world order is this, and it's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it."
“Scorched earth you DICK”
That's a tiger
That widow is alive. Guns a blazin
Excuse the shit out of my GODDAMN FRENCH BUT DID YOU JUST THREATEN ME?
I fed him spaghetti
“i am guessing that a lot of you folks thought I was dead, chewed up, never to be crapped out again. Well here’s a little refresher on who the hell I am. I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille and my nutsack is made of steel. I am not dying, until I am damn good and ready. “
"What the fuck?"
I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it!
"Sucks doesn't it? The moment you realise you don't know shit"
“I care about my people, I don’t want to just March them into the line of fire and play my dick is bigger than yours.… it is”
I hope you got your shittin' pants on. Cause you, are about to shit your pants.
Season 9 when Maggie confronted Negan while in the cell... When he broke down and told Maggie "Kill Me, so I can be with my wife"... It brought a different observation on him, what he deep down wanted...
From the comics:
Negan to Carl: "You are adorable. Did you pick that gun 'cause it looks cool?'
Everything that man says is hilarious lol sometimes I forget I’m “suppose” to hate him as a character
Hahah I know right? He’s so funny though..so hard to hate him
Pretty much everything he says in Seasons 7 and 8.
Agreed. His dialogue is just gold.
I hope you’ve got your shitting pants on because you’re going to shit, your, pants
Well I guess I’m a drip because mine is …
Best episode of the Walking Dead
“I’m bigger, I’m badder, and, I got a bat!”
“ Alright everyone, let’s put our shit back in our parents and zip up, shall we?”
I forget the line exactly but when negan is talking to Gabriel and basically explains how smelling works while Gabriel is cleaning his bedpan and goes “Something that was in my ass goes RIGHT up your nose.”
"Hello I am Negan and you're now the walking dead"
"The widow's alive...
Oh shoot, someone had already commented this. My bad 😞😓
"Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in and there you are" - to Beta
Doesn't he say that to Rick as well outside Alexandria? That's my fave Negan quote
“Riiiick! Look everybody, it’s Rick!”
“Holy Crap, you are creepy as shit sneaking up on me wearing the collar with that freaky ass smile”
sees climbing walker
"You’ve got some beach-ball-sized lady nuts on you, coming in all kamikaze like that".
You ever hear the story of the stupid little prick named Rick, who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit.
Definitely when he called spencer out on being gutless. Close 2nd is when he killed rapey dave.
“What the fuck?” Perfectly delivered
The entirety of his uncensored intro scene
I made your son spaghetti really stands out
Calling Beta 'Jolly Green Giant". I laughed so fucking hard when he said that.
“Well pardon me young man, excuse the shit outta my goddamn French, but did you just threaten me?” Still makes me crack up.
Listen, prick.
Lucile…, give me strength…
“Dooooonnntttt care. Where’s Rick?”
“Nobody ever thinks that they’re the evil one”
“Got your shitting pants on?”
Just reading this thread makes me love the character all over again. He must've been so much fun to play
Same here. He really brought so much life to the show and, love him or hate him, he is certainly memorable.
This is the kinda thing that just tickles my balls!
It’s Negan time
“i hit you so hard your eye ball just popped out”
“Look everybody it’s Rick!”
"This is Lucille! And she is Awesome!"
I dont recall the exact words but it was something like: " oh wow that widow is alive, gun-as-blazing" 😆 🤣 For those who didn't get it, it was the comment he made about Maggie when he found out she was alive. LOL
“I hope we got our pissing pants on; shit, we’re gonna be peepants city here reeeeal soon.”
"I just slid my dick down your throat.. and you thanked me for it."
Father Not The Father :)
"Are we PISSIN our pants yet??"
“You are so beautiful by the one and only Joe cocker. Probably the greatest love ballad ever written I’m SURE you agree”
"My dick is bigger than yours.It is. And we both know it"
“What the Fuck?!” - 11x23
“dooooonnnt care…where Rick”
“I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.”
"Language Miss Grimes!"
Great shot
Enny minny miny moe
whistles
It's gonna be pee pee pants city.
“I made him spaghetti!!”
Lucille isn't thirsty but i am so I'm gonna go get me a drink
“You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, they're all gonna be doing that.”
"Stupid little prick named Rick, thought he knew shit but didn't know shit"
It ain’t ego if I really am that awesome
“You? So by practically starving, you mean not really.”
"Dontttt careeeee.... Where's Rick?"
Who’s Deanna
Dr. BabyDaddy
DUN DUN DUN DUNNN “Bang Bang”
pissing our pants yet
"hope you have your shittin pants on"
This aint some kinda grasshopper situation is it?
His eulogy for fat Joey is wonderful, also his delivery of scorched earth you dick
I will shut that shit down. NO EXCEPTIONS!
anytime he said holy shit
"Everybody's gonna be pissin' there pants! Gonna be piss city up in here"
THAT is a No No!
''And I made him spaghetti''
Father, not a father was hilarous
Beach ball size lady nuts
I wear a leather jacket, i have lucille and my nut sack is made of STEEL
"You know the one about the prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but he didn't know shit and he got himself and everyone he cared about killed? Spoiler. It's you."
When he reacts to Olivia “starving” but then offers to fuck her as an apology, gets slapped and says he’s now even more into her
“I just slipped my dick down your throat rick, and you thanked me for it”😭
It’s gonna be pee, pee, pants city real soon.
“My dick is so hard right now I could crack steel. I should wrap it in barb wire and call is Lucille 2”
“In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.”
I'm happier than a fuckless fuck on free fuck Friday.
him saying “what the shit” is always funny to me
“Where’s Rick?”
A lot of the best ones have been said already but I'll add:
You're not saving the world Rick, you're just getting it ready for me.( Always epic)
“I just slid my dick down your throat, and you THANKED me for it!”
You know, you're doing the same damn side eye as your dad except it's only half as good cause you know.. You're missing an eye
"Apology NOT accepted."
You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew st but didn’t know st and got everyone he cared about killed?
sir you are allowed to say shit on the internet
"He Hid In One Of My Trucks And Machine-Gunned A Bunch Of My Men Down, And I Brought Him Home, Safe And Sound. And... I Fed Him Spaghetti!"
Rick, I'm not gonna lie, your kitchen is a goddam mess
"fingers crossed for some freaky-deakie"