1. Definitely a right swipe. The bar to get baked and lucky seemed pretty much buried. Will make a hell of a story.

  2. Oh man, that's a situation where there's a high enough likelihood of getting your ass beat or worse just for having sex. Nooo than you... not trying to have baby daddy roll up mid nut and have his jealous ass go apeshit on me because she's a whackjob. There's wayyyy less risky ways of getting laid.

  3. Ah yes, the high risk nut. Almost better than skydiving, maybe bring some landscape photos to staple to her back.

  4. This is all win! I'd dick her down and bust on her belly Friday night and drop her at County in the morning.

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