Alright boys time for some classic WSB degeneracy, this broker let’s me over leverage myself to the fucking moon and back, so come Monday I will either be the first trillion-air in the world or have a margin call so expensive my blood line for thousands of years to come will be In debt!
Best of luck if this actually goes through! Regardless of your eventual position, you might get a new rule/policy named in your honor.
WSB is QA-ing their shitty apps for free.
there would be no more broker
No higher honor and/or shame than when they name a new rule after you.
See Marge, because of me now they have a warning.
If everyone was wondering the bank makes 10 dollars for every 100 dollars so if the 87trillion goes through the bank fees will be so expensive everyone will have to up their prices and you will be the only one that can pay for it you’ll be a millionaire in this world and everyone else will have no home or food
Lmao they will just let you crash the global economy from your phone
If I win everyone wins, 1 mil for you!
They let bankers crash it from their computers so it's not all that different.
I mean yea..😂😂😂
Please be cautious to trade* uhh sure click....
Reading this notice counts as DD and therefore the send must happen
« I just clicked to see what would happen, sir »
Imagine this goes through because of a tech glitch. And the MM’s AI algos start trying to hedge which leads to a market crash. Then OP makes trillions.
4 mil for making me laugh 😂
I can totally see devs trusting someones system to not be this retarded and therefore neglect making safety mechanisms because of that trust.
Unless it’s one of those next-gen AI-powered market-making algorithms, which can instantly calculate out and get immediate underwriting & execution for all hedging activities against dumbass retail tesla call buyers, by sending all of these orders to a totally-arms-length Cayman Islands-based OTC options whale with ocean water pledged as collateral.
If one WSB retard crashes the market I'll be complete.
Wait, if hypothetically this went through what would actually happen to the rest of the market?
tfw you make trillions but, by your own stupid design, make that trillion worthless.
Cat jumps on the keyboard and steps on return :0
now I'm excited for Monday. good luck luck!
1 mil for you!
Casual 87 trillion dollar position
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.
Wait, you guys are not trading with trillions?
Weapons of Mass Destruction grade Autism
Oh I got quite a few of those, some are actual countries that I just casually own
There is no way you will have a bloodline. IMO it's pretty much a freeroll
The lead paint chips OP eats every day will wipe out his bloodline much sooner.
His wife’s boyfriend’s bloodline.
Are you going to buy Twitter from Elon?
I’ll buy the United States
He’s going to buy Elon from Twitter
You could always delete the app if it goes wrong.
Fool proof plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Would be a bitching court case to watch: Prove OP was actually the one to do this.
Just present them with a uno reverse card and hope they also don't have one
WSB history repeating itself, would like to make a request for $100k if you become a trillionaire. Thanks mate, gl
1 mil for you!
could i also get 1mil plz. cheers
Is this a "lambos for all" situation?
More like 10 lambos for you situation 😂
Prove the confirmation I need to see it. Send it buddy, I need something to fap to
It’s the weekend so that’s why I said I have to wait till Monday to put the trade through
Good luck 🍀 my friend
2 mill for you!
What…. The actual fuck…..
Seriously. I'm dumbfounded. Like..... how? How the fuck is something like that not caught in development?
Well at least he is not buying gourds
You’re putting some real evil on him with this one
Infinite money glitch confirmed 😂
Dude is living life like a GTA Online character 🤣😎
I hope Op becomes the world's first quadrillionaire.
Musky will not like the fact that a random dude from one of the craziest subs steal his next title 🤣
Vega through the fucking roof
Where does the quadrillion come into play? It's 87 trillion right?
It would trigger the algo to keep buying deeper otm lol, it literally could probably blow up the global financial system.
Hey amigo, skim me 500k off the top just for being a fellow degenerate. I'll be sure to use it for another blown up account this year
I got you for 1 mil, just follow me and remind me on Monday 😂
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They'll just delete the program and walk away.
87 trillion dollars so far
2 mil for making me laugh 😂😂
Literally equal to the global GDP in 2021 LMAO
On the real, they'll just cancel the trade if he makes money, hold him to it if he loses money.
The broker wouldn't have to pay, the option seller would technically.
I wonder if it goes through, whether OP has any valid legal claim on this.
This cant be real hahaha. Borrow 87T like its nothing.
Don’t worry, OP has more than enough collateral to secure it
Borrow 87T like you’re the USA government!
No one is borrowing anything until the contracts would be filled. They literally cannot be filled, because there cannot be sellers to fill them (even at ITM options, let alone at the lowest strike possible).
🪦🪦🪦
It’s about time someone separates from the pack as the true leader! I salute you my friend!
2 mil for you!
All of wsb is now rooting for this one trade! Can’t wait for Monday 🥹
If this goes through and you make money, I'll suck your dick for $5 million of that. Real talk.
Anybody that will suck a dick for a million dollars will also suck a dick for $50k (possibly less). It's a law of nature.
I'll work the shaft, cradle the balls and swallow the gravy! Come on big boy let's get this done!
What broker is this? You will need another degenerate to sell 99999999 calls, so trade can go thru.
This is a new practice called lending options, it's where they give out options that don't exist. Kinda like naked shorting. 🤔
I just had an idea…
This is beautiful. A true mad man amongst psychopaths.
Everyone got a mil, except of you. F.
Zero chance this goes thru. Lol
0 mil for you!
Tell that to Bill Hwang
Disclaimer: Options trading can be extremely risky 🤡
Haha silly broker
RemindMe! 2 days
I got you!🙃
I will be messaging you in 2 days on
Would it destroy the world economy if OP's plan works? Yes. Am I still rooting for this degenerate? Also, yes.
I, for one, welcome our new regarded overlord.
Glad I turned on the no-meme filter this morning. Good luck to your bloodline paying off that debt.
This some king shit
4 mil for you!
Now THIS is podracing
Thoughts and Prayers.
1 mil for you!
You are doing the lords work either way this goes. Profit or chaos.
You’ll be there on the moon with us, how does 2 mil sound??
This gotta be paper trading surely 😂 So this is what the end of everything looks like
It says live on top
Lmaooo
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see you behind wendy's or on forbes on monday xD GL with that if it will be filled, fellow retard (:
The greatest among us has risen! The prophecy shall be fulfilled!
Gonna buy Tesla with the profits?
I’ll buy the fucking world!!
If you owe $1k, its your problem. If you owe $87 Trillion, its the US problem.
*planet's problem
Reporter: Today, Tesla, Wall Street and Taco Bell has been sold to a previously unknown Trillionaire that just magically appeared. Our man in the street has more on the story.
I'd like to buy land and turn it into a national park and also start a kids program to introduce them to nature. Help a guy out if it goes through?
Jeffery Epstein? Is that you?
Sir/Ma'am, you're either the smartest person I know or the dumbest.
Bold of you to assume it’s an either/or, instead of and.
I wonder how many times this has happened and then just filed for bankruptcy?
I believe in you!
1 mil for you!
Op, you could pay off most of everyone's student debt once you win. Just an idea???
1 mil for you and everyone else!
I’m excited for when you become president
This guy fucks!
1 mil for you!
GO LITTLE RETARD !!! 👍
1 mil for you!
Sitting here with live comments waiting for update lmao
Upvote cause same
Good luck bro you maybe got some spare milions for me (need a lambo and hoes asap)
How does 3 mil sound??
You are worthy
2 mil for you!
I just need $536 to pay my rent please 😆
Bro where the fuck you living for 536 a month? A box behind Outback Steak House?
No update from OP. Can only assume he’s been captured.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all fucking week, I for one look forward to Elon musk’s rich boi status being cucked by some random redditor
Bill Hwang Style! I LIKE IT 🚀
I’m not fraud, just using margin lol
It’s a tribute
OP is either a trillionaire or he has debt collectors anally raping him right now.
The thing about these electronic systems is that the safeties and limits were programmed by humans. You never know when you come across some glitch in the system and some retard from reddit can throw the markets into chaos literally overnight. It's a long shot but for the first time in a long time I am excited for Monday
Do you understand options? I'm guessing no.
Nah, they all have terms of service that protect them in case of a glitch. There is no way they would honor OPs position, if it even went through in the first place.
All the best of luck my brother..
3 mil for you!
Let's see the confirmation 😂😂😂😂
How in the fuck do you manage to leverage that much... you somehow aren't the most retarded person in this situation. Your 2 brain cells ganged up on the broker's 1
Man is gambling the entire world economy on tesla calls 💀
Buy Russia so it can have a true American hero as it's leader
After he spends that 500 bucks what should he buy next
Harambe-speed to you
1 mil for you!
When in doubt “Fuck it”!!!!
The thought of how you could give literally every commenter a million, and it would barely dent the first billion let alone trillion is just.. mind boggling to think of in concept.
That’s why I’m giving a mil out to everyone if it goes through 😂
We need an update here
Wow! That’s extremely risky!
First time?
87 Trillion... Should keep you busy for a couple weeks!
Should keep you busy too, 1 mil for you!
1st trillionare in the world because of some glitch. Love to see it.
Is it what it is, Jeff and Elon are gonna be pissed for putting in decades of work for some glitch to out do them😂
Let me guess this didn’t actually fill?
Hope the CIA didn't suicide this guy in the back of the head
Lol just this trade alone would cause a MOASS. You would kill every short in the market
1 mil for you!
I’m sure this’ll end well!
Bro has atleast 5 pairs of balls…
What a maniac! The hero we need in a time of global unrest..
His lack of response makes me feel like it went through… cause if I was in this boat, I’d say screw everyone and focusing. I mean, I say screw everyone anyways but if this was my post, I’d say screw you then too.
God this is ridiculous. You truly are an amazing example for us all. May I put in a request for $2,000,000? I promise to use $1mil to do something truly stupid.
Yes that’ll be a drop in the bucket I got you for asking nicely 😂
Can't go tits up. If it does it's enough that you can just get a bailout from the government.
RemindMe! 2 days
All the freaking best! Hope you get it👍🏽👍🏽
2 mil for you!
Did you just become a board member at Tesla?
“Please be cautious to trade.” Lmfao
God status- if real. Of what remains to be seen.
This is the kind of smooth brain content I crave. May your Monday prove you have many wrinkles!
If I win we all win, how does 1 mil sound??
Remember me when you strike it.
Hey bud, if you need to hide from the FBI and IRS for a while,you can crash on my couch
The fact that OP didn’t post the second that the market opens means one of two things:
OP was taken to jail, directly to jail. He did not pass go and he did not collect $200
Just checked their website, and they claim 1.99% interest on margin loans, quick back of the soiled napkin calculation says that the interest on that loan is $4.7 billion dollars a day. ($1.7 trillion divided by 365).
Is this the reason we are in free fall?
Will you be a benevolent or malicious ruler after you become God-King?
I hope this makes you president of rothschild 🙏🏽 fuck rothschild- president of the world, moon, and mars!!!
What in the world am I looking at here lmfao. Godspeed
Post the loss porn soon 😘
I hope Tsla pops up 10%+ on Monday for you my friend 😂
If this goes through, you'll owe more money than most countries. You will be considered an economic disaster by the UN.
Is that a $5 call? I'm reading that right?
This is by far the most interesting Monday I've had in a longtime. Gl op