It isn't a message for leaders. It is meant to scare all of us. But we aren't absolute pussies like the Swiss. Or selfish like the Swiss. Or pieces of shit, like the Swiss.
Russia actually has about 1/3 the number of nuclear powered subs as the United States alone. They can realistically only put a fraction of them out to sea at a time. If they decided to actually pull the trigger they would have to do so with less than a dozen subs, or telegraph their move by sending out more.
It's actually less productive to have your ballistic missiles sitting so close to the 'enemy'. Missiles are most vulnerable during the ascention stage, would be much easier to intercept.
That would be a very poor decision. And how Moscow gets turned into glass in six minutes, and humanity gets knocked back to the stone age. But it's the Daily Fail (and Russia) so it's probably fiction.
I wonder if the likes of the Daily Mail ever take payments from the likes of BAE Systems or any large defence contractors who would directly gain from extra military spending by the Brit govt into nuclear etc.
Satan is the nickname everyone else made for the missile, because RS-28 Sarmat Super-heavy Intercontinental Ballistic Missile doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
'Satan' was the NATO designation for a SS-18 missile. The Soviets never called it that. Now with the new one it's just Daily Mail being Daily Mail, the actual Russian name is 'Sarmat' (a nomadic tribe's name or something).
Seriously, even if our defense systems are very bad at stopping the payload we are very good at detecting missiles coming through our airspace. Firing a nuke in this day and age necessarily means condemning countless people of one or more of your own cities to death.
"hey guys! Putin here back at it again with a new nuclear war threat! This time we're going to be doing an unboxing vide of the Satan II. Make sure to like and subscribe for more new content!
You may have forgotten after the Cold War ended Russia removed 42 or 44 nuclear suitcase bombs from the U.S mainland. 2 went missing while being transported back to Russia. To my knowledge one was recovered the other one has not toy knowledge.
Woof. Ive been smelling this puppy piss for months. He aint gonna do squat. Why does the rest of this planet just allow him to continue this embarrassing bully show?
Some say the chances are low Putin is going to set off a nuke. He's a dying man that wants to leave his mark. Scared that he can't take his empire with him. All kinds of crazy shit could still happen as long as he's up and still moving. What a fuckn mess.
Funny. Considering how much the Russians claim to be strong followers of Christianity, it's quite the dissonance to be choosing the name of the devil for their nuclear weapons.
Because he is actively murdering Ukrainians and it will be a disaster for them if we decide to lose interest. Russia winning isn't good for anyone. Africans and the ME better wake tf up to Russia starving them on purpose, and quit blaming the US. China better figure out that a strong Russia doesn't get them Taiwan. It loses them American markets. Brazil better notice, it's not the US threatening the peace. But I guess if you like right-wing authoritarians, please, close your eyes. We'll just let it spread to every corner of the world.
He's just a miserable old relic of the cold war. Who honestly would rather blow the world to Hell and feel he died a hero. I fully believe he would happily push the button and watch the world burn. He is a dictator and always has been. Russia suffers with him in office.
This motherfucker is delusional. How can he even think for a second that his outdated crap is superior to the technology currently used by the west. His whole shithole country gets fried seconds after he launches anything.
And then what? He probably only has one missile since the rest of the money went to super yachts, Based on their equipment quality the missile will likely just fail to work and crash in a field where a Ukrainian farmer will tow it away with a tractor.
Shouldn't we be past falling for Russia's whole "our military is so big and strong and scary and we have all the best stuff" act? Like would that missile actually fly? Are people sure it's not made of cardboard?
All jokes aside and for those saying just do it, it's plausible HE WILL DO IT. For Russia obviously killing and people dying are not a big deal. I mean they have lost 35k military and not one ounce of empathy. Every Russian is cannon fodder for Putin Ambitions. I think he will use nukes as last resort, however he will use them to get what he wants, at all costs.
As someone who grew up in Tennessee, I can safely say that every single human that uses Satan to illicit a fear reaction does so because they’re desperate for their audience to take them seriously.
Glad someone told the host no one would survive this war. Also, given what we’ve seen of Russia thus far I’d have serious doubts about the absolute success of anything they do. Not to mention US subs that would decimate all of russias population. Also, nuclear radiation/winter. Pretty sure the mass starvation and elimination of russia forever isn’t appealibg
Again? This exact same threat has been echoing repeatedly from RuZZian sources for at least 3 months now. How the fuck do they still think anyone will take them seriously?
If he launches one, it doesn't matter if it took 3 minutes, 6 minutes, or 11 minutes. If he doesn't launch one, it also doesn't matter. What a stupid headline.
Putin isn't stupid unless he has a suicide pact with the devil to use his nukes. The UK would be hit in 3 minutes and with our boomers cruising off the Russian coast multiple cities in Russia would be turned into glass is about the same time frame and Moscow would be at the top of the list!
Of course they are named "Satan II", but Russia launching nukes gives every nation on earth an excuse to invade Russia or pummel it with even more nukes.
If Putin had really intended to attack the UK, he wouldn’t have announced this. Why would you tell your opponent about your weapons before using them? This is a poor attempt to intimidate.
Well technology has made great leaps. But I'm sure there's all kinds of ways to hide weapons from an adversary. Who knows what they can do with satellites these days.
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And suicide threatening.
Now with on the nose religious symbolism to make sure the Christians are listening
By Putin or the Daily Mail?
Well it is the daily mail
It isn't a message for leaders. It is meant to scare all of us. But we aren't absolute pussies like the Swiss. Or selfish like the Swiss. Or pieces of shit, like the Swiss.
Russia has nuclear ballistic subs that can sit roughly 19km off the english coast...
you may have answered to his posturing. j/s
he likes the sound of his own rhetoric.. it’s comforting to him in his dotage…
Russia actually has about 1/3 the number of nuclear powered subs as the United States alone. They can realistically only put a fraction of them out to sea at a time. If they decided to actually pull the trigger they would have to do so with less than a dozen subs, or telegraph their move by sending out more.
It's actually less productive to have your ballistic missiles sitting so close to the 'enemy'. Missiles are most vulnerable during the ascention stage, would be much easier to intercept.
Missiles are phallic. My missile is bigger than yours=profit or winning
Not a secret, Nato knows where every russian sub is, and has since the 80s. They've all got destroyers floating conveniently above them.
This whole thing to me just seems oddly specific. What did the poor UK do to hurt Putin's feelings?
Ballistic missiles typically have a minimum range of around 2,000km, they cannot operate at point-blank range.
Doesn't Britain still have a navy? With ships specially equipped to hunt down and take out enemy submarines?
So does the Uk
If there are any Russian subs not rusting in their ports, then i expect an NATO submarine sailing 10miles behind its tail.
The missile is newer and therefore has a higher chance of working?
That would be a very poor decision. And how Moscow gets turned into glass in six minutes, and humanity gets knocked back to the stone age. But it's the Daily Fail (and Russia) so it's probably fiction.
They want to destroy everything because it’s the only thing they are actually good at.
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surely we can ban the daily mail? misleading, sensationalism, false claims
Lol I was about to go to bed when I saw this post and scrolled for a comment that would ease my worries enough for me to calm down. Back to bed I go
Exactly
But how else besides war mongering are we going to justify spending trillions on military funding???
I wonder if the likes of the Daily Mail ever take payments from the likes of BAE Systems or any large defence contractors who would directly gain from extra military spending by the Brit govt into nuclear etc.
Everything aside can we just take a minute to reflect on how cringy edgelord it is to name your missile "Satan"? How Bond-esque villain can you get?
If your weapon is named Satan, you might not be on the right side of the conflict...
Satan is the nickname everyone else made for the missile, because RS-28 Sarmat Super-heavy Intercontinental Ballistic Missile doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
I think our missiles in the UK are called hellfire and brimstone..
'Satan' was the NATO designation for a SS-18 missile. The Soviets never called it that. Now with the new one it's just Daily Mail being Daily Mail, the actual Russian name is 'Sarmat' (a nomadic tribe's name or something).
Uh, russian ?
Maybe it's named after the hockey player Miroslav Šatan?
Modern day "are we the baddies?"
Does Putin have a rotating chair, yet?
They already named their salted nuke submarine "Poseidon", so this is par for course.
The name of the missile is Sarmat, but it's called Satan in the western media, part of the effort to demonize everything Russian...
Well that settles it.
Seriously, even if our defense systems are very bad at stopping the payload we are very good at detecting missiles coming through our airspace. Firing a nuke in this day and age necessarily means condemning countless people of one or more of your own cities to death.
Because he knows he can’t handle a conventional war with a NATO country, hence why going straight to nukes. Small dick energy.
Can we not have a nuclear war? Please.
Good news! We’re definitely not going to have a nuclear war. However, brace yourself for a lot more fear mongering in the coming months.
Nah, that's how this all ends so I say bring the fucking nukes . KILL US ALL.
What sort of ninny calls their nukes "Satan" and "Satan II : Son of Satan" ?
It's officially named as 'Sarmat' not satan.
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"hey guys! Putin here back at it again with a new nuclear war threat! This time we're going to be doing an unboxing vide of the Satan II. Make sure to like and subscribe for more new content!
Never Fear UK, we have parked several strategic surprises within Russian borders.
You may have forgotten after the Cold War ended Russia removed 42 or 44 nuclear suitcase bombs from the U.S mainland. 2 went missing while being transported back to Russia. To my knowledge one was recovered the other one has not toy knowledge.
You could listen to fried chicken by ice-t three times.
You can threaten all you want. The west of the nuclear world will respond in kind.
Everyone forgets about the mad doctrine
Woof. Ive been smelling this puppy piss for months. He aint gonna do squat. Why does the rest of this planet just allow him to continue this embarrassing bully show?
He would be signing Russia's death warrant.
It's not like it would be the first time in history a country has attacked a superior country and signed their death warrart. Ww2 for instance.
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russians can't bring on this earth anything else than kills, destroy and theft
It is the policy of the United Kingdom not to negotiate with terrorists.
Good lord, just shut up and croak already.
Shit or get off the pot already asshat. Russia would be turned to glass in seconds.
Some say the chances are low Putin is going to set off a nuke. He's a dying man that wants to leave his mark. Scared that he can't take his empire with him. All kinds of crazy shit could still happen as long as he's up and still moving. What a fuckn mess.
Someone there needs to be the hero the world needs..not saying, just saying…
Meh, he still has children that he likely wants to see live. He's manifestly a coward, hiding in his bunker at the end of a giant table.
A dying man has nothing to lose. And "leaving a mark" can happen in a lot of ways for a sociopath.
A Satan missile is probably right because it's development was used to just funnel tax money to the antichrist and it has no corporeal form.
/hydrohomies
I wonder if Putin has wondered "Am I the baddie?"
About as scary as shirtless pootin riding a bear.
What would be the point? He fires one missile at the UK for some reason and NATO dumps it arsenal on Russia and turns it into Metro 2033.
Why haven’t they given him the Saddam Hussein treatment
because he has nuclear bombs
What???!!?? Russia has nukes???!!!?? haven't heard that for at least 15 minutes.
3 minutes in a missile flight feels like an hour.
Putin, shut the fuck up already, you're making my Sabre collection rattle.
Is Daily Mail credible ? (Canadian asking)
No
A nuclear missile named "Satan?" Come on, man
The name is Sarmat.
Were using threats of the SATAN nukes, I mean really, how edgelord can that fartbag get.
Funny. Considering how much the Russians claim to be strong followers of Christianity, it's quite the dissonance to be choosing the name of the devil for their nuclear weapons.
what a sore loser lil man
Why doesn’t everyone just stop reporting all the dumb shit Russia says?
Because he is actively murdering Ukrainians and it will be a disaster for them if we decide to lose interest. Russia winning isn't good for anyone. Africans and the ME better wake tf up to Russia starving them on purpose, and quit blaming the US. China better figure out that a strong Russia doesn't get them Taiwan. It loses them American markets. Brazil better notice, it's not the US threatening the peace. But I guess if you like right-wing authoritarians, please, close your eyes. We'll just let it spread to every corner of the world.
Fuck you, you stupid slavic cunt Putin. I wish somebody would just kill your tiny-faced ass already.
Naming your missiles “Satan” is just leaning in to the bad guy stereotype
Yes Russia, you have nukes, thanks for the daily reminder
This is the best tl;dr I could make,
Last time he said 120 seconds
Ah Satan Missile…. Are we the baddies?
It’s the NATO reporting name
Putin has nothing to fear, he is going to die soon anyways
Do it or give up already for fucks sake.
Ah yes but what about Satan 1? Sneaky sneaky. Do not underestimate the sneakiness!
oh no, another threat from Dear Leader, Putkim Jong Un.
He's just a miserable old relic of the cold war. Who honestly would rather blow the world to Hell and feel he died a hero. I fully believe he would happily push the button and watch the world burn. He is a dictator and always has been. Russia suffers with him in office.
This motherfucker is delusional. How can he even think for a second that his outdated crap is superior to the technology currently used by the west. His whole shithole country gets fried seconds after he launches anything.
when it comes to nukes a Russian firey explosion is gonna kill us just as well as a British firey explosion will kill Russians...
They made missiles specifically to target the UK?
no this is just the daily mail being the daily mail
i mean with a name like that at least nuclear annihilation will be fuckin' badass.
And then what? He probably only has one missile since the rest of the money went to super yachts, Based on their equipment quality the missile will likely just fail to work and crash in a field where a Ukrainian farmer will tow it away with a tractor.
Shouldn't we be past falling for Russia's whole "our military is so big and strong and scary and we have all the best stuff" act? Like would that missile actually fly? Are people sure it's not made of cardboard?
Yeah, good luck with making your entire country a hole in the ground, fucking idiot.
Blah blah blah-Putin
DailyMail lmfao
Can’t we just figure out where he is and send him an air mail and be done?
Nobody cares, do it or stop wasting everyone's time.
duff man voice Putin promises a lot of things!
Do you remember the words "Rocket-man it's on a suicide mission for himself and his regime" Now, sadly, they come to trueness once again. Lmao
These are the same missiles we saw those priests blessing FYI
So, Russia is desperate? Must be another day ending in "y".
Putin is the new Kim Jong Un.
I really want a weapons inspection of the Russian arsenal.
All jokes aside and for those saying just do it, it's plausible HE WILL DO IT. For Russia obviously killing and people dying are not a big deal. I mean they have lost 35k military and not one ounce of empathy. Every Russian is cannon fodder for Putin Ambitions. I think he will use nukes as last resort, however he will use them to get what he wants, at all costs.
Shut the fuck up you walking colostomy bag,and shove your nukes right up your stupid inbred fucking Russian ass!!!
Do it then, come in, show the world that you never cared for Russia, for humanity, for anyone other then your own legacy
I think he can do some sort of massive bullshit when he is about to die from cancer.
As someone who grew up in Tennessee, I can safely say that every single human that uses Satan to illicit a fear reaction does so because they’re desperate for their audience to take them seriously.
Glad someone told the host no one would survive this war. Also, given what we’ve seen of Russia thus far I’d have serious doubts about the absolute success of anything they do. Not to mention US subs that would decimate all of russias population. Also, nuclear radiation/winter. Pretty sure the mass starvation and elimination of russia forever isn’t appealibg
He wants to continue to steal money from russia. he will do nothing that endagers his grift. just like trump.
Actually, it's pronounced SatEEn
And it’s fabulous!
Russia doesn't even have a functioning Aircraft Carrier, imagine the crappy state of their Subs and Missiles.
Here we go again. The same threat over and over because the thieving war criminal Pootler isn't getting what he wants.
Been living under the threat of nuclear war with Russia and North Korea since I was a child. It would only be fitting to end it all with a bang.
Thats the NATO name, they should have given it some rediculous name insted, Lollopop II, Huggy Bear II, Putins Pee Pee II, Little Worm II.
Again? This exact same threat has been echoing repeatedly from RuZZian sources for at least 3 months now. How the fuck do they still think anyone will take them seriously?
What is it sitting in the sub in the Thames?
How is this man allowed to rule a nation. Why haven’t we wiped this fuck stick off the map yet?
If he launches one, it doesn't matter if it took 3 minutes, 6 minutes, or 11 minutes. If he doesn't launch one, it also doesn't matter. What a stupid headline.
Putin isn't stupid unless he has a suicide pact with the devil to use his nukes. The UK would be hit in 3 minutes and with our boomers cruising off the Russian coast multiple cities in Russia would be turned into glass is about the same time frame and Moscow would be at the top of the list!
Developing a nuclear missile for a country you’re not at war with called the Satan II
Shit man, thats twice as bad as Satan I. Atleast its not as strong as Satan III
They threaten all the time.
Need some brave person to take him out and the world will worship him as a hero
Of course they are named "Satan II", but Russia launching nukes gives every nation on earth an excuse to invade Russia or pummel it with even more nukes.
Actions speak louder than words.
If Putin had really intended to attack the UK, he wouldn’t have announced this. Why would you tell your opponent about your weapons before using them? This is a poor attempt to intimidate.
Putin is a giga chad
Man is built like a geriatric sack of shit lmao
When did you start developing feelings for Putin? Was it before or after he became bloated?
Putin is a modern superhero. Go Putin!
Do it or shut up.
Well technology has made great leaps. But I'm sure there's all kinds of ways to hide weapons from an adversary. Who knows what they can do with satellites these days.